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Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Reschke on April 19, 2004, 12:14:27 PM
Its called Chute Shooters Anonymous. Membership is open to anyone who wishes to recognize their inability to keep from pulling the trigger on dweebs dumb enough to pop their chute high in the air.


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Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Morpheus on April 19, 2004, 12:17:01 PM
All chutes must die. Unless they are at 5k and up. Then they must wait there to die.

Im in:D
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Shane on April 19, 2004, 12:53:18 PM
anonymous, hell!!  i usually announce i just shot their chute with a, "you suck so bad i killed you twice."

:D
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: jodgi on April 19, 2004, 01:29:55 PM
I really feel compelled to shoot the chutes when I get the sense I'm dealing with a score dude (runners and such...). I do shoot chutes on a whim also, I'm just not systematic.

Am I eligible to join?
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: ChuBBs on April 19, 2004, 01:30:03 PM
hello i'm chubbs and i'm a chute shooter.  I just see them and think  wonder if i can get a bullet right up there arse.  I just cant help shooting the dweebs.  They must not live!
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: SlapShot on April 19, 2004, 01:32:40 PM
Exploding meatwads !!! gotta love 'em.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Reschke on April 19, 2004, 01:37:00 PM
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Originally posted by jodgi
I really feel compelled to shoot the chutes when I get the sense I'm dealing with a score dude (runners and such...). I do shoot chutes on a whim also, I'm just not systematic.

Am I eligible to join?


runners, score potatos, chute whiners, any and all AH players who want to be in can join.

We don't discriminate and we don't hate but if you pop your chute you are the BAIT! Yeah I know I can't rhyme but what the heck I don't think I can spell either.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Furious on April 19, 2004, 01:38:30 PM
Chute killers disgust me.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: rod367th on April 19, 2004, 01:45:40 PM
Shooting chutes increases you Hit % plus love the whines on channel 1.. if it morphy i'll auger my 262 trying to kill his chute.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Morpheus on April 19, 2004, 02:50:01 PM
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if it morphy i'll auger my 262 trying to kill his chute.



LOL!:D
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: 68DevilM on April 19, 2004, 03:08:33 PM
kill em all below 1k any hirer and youll alow them to up faster
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Shane on April 19, 2004, 03:20:24 PM
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Originally posted by 68DevilM
kill em all below 1k any hirer and youll alow them to up faster



which is most excellent!!!  that way you can do it all over again!

i mean you already killed him twice, what's to fear?
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 19, 2004, 03:20:40 PM
Personally I'd like ot see the body in the chute go limp when shot instead of explode. And/or the chute deflate and go plummeting to the earth. LOL

I usually dont make a habit of shooting chutes I'd rather make em suffer through the whole ride down.
But I did one yesterday.
Just shot the guy down. Short time after that my engine conked out and I had two guys after me. I Turned my plane and there he was. And given the circumstances.
It seemed like the thing ta do :D
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Jackal1 on April 19, 2004, 05:23:21 PM
I personaly like being the BAIT.
  Nothing like getting completely swarmed at a friiendly base with the town down and a goon inbound, popping the silk and watching 4 or 5 heros make 15 or 20 passes trying to shoot your chute while completely abandoning the goon driver. :D
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Shane on April 19, 2004, 05:27:18 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
I personaly like being the BAIT.
  Nothing like getting completely swarmed at a friiendly base with the town down and a goon inbound, popping the silk and watching 4 or 5 heros make 15 or 20 passes trying to shoot your chute while completely abandoning the goon driver. :D


but it really sucks, when just one guy expends less than 5-10 rounds of .303 or .50 and pops you on one pass, eh?
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Arlo on April 19, 2004, 07:02:38 PM
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Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: opus on April 19, 2004, 07:55:13 PM
I don't think running into chutes should kill your plane. -Blind you, make you sneeze (alergies to silk), smother you engine, but NOT explode your plane!

Chutes are way over modeled.

Newbie chute killer
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Arlo on April 19, 2004, 08:04:54 PM
Currently shoots have a k/d ratio of 2051. 2051!!!!! Something has to be done to stop this menace!!!!!

A bounty on all chutes!
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 19, 2004, 08:47:29 PM
Too bad we can't use our props to chop them up in case we miss them with our rounds.


ack-ack
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: B17Skull12 on April 19, 2004, 08:48:03 PM
Chutes make great objects to improve your hit% on:D ;) :) .






















DEATH TO T3H SHOOTS!
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Jackal1 on April 20, 2004, 05:40:06 AM
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Originally posted by Shane
but it really sucks, when just one guy expends less than 5-10 rounds of .303 or .50 and pops you on one pass, eh?


  Don`t know. Never seen it happen.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Sixpence on April 20, 2004, 11:21:52 AM
Best squad evAr!
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Mini D on April 20, 2004, 11:43:47 AM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
I personaly like being the BAIT.
  Nothing like getting completely swarmed at a friiendly base with the town down and a goon inbound, popping the silk and watching 4 or 5 heros make 15 or 20 passes trying to shoot your chute while completely abandoning the goon driver. :D
I see you play during FDB squad nights.  It's the first time we've ever been referred to as "Heros".  THANKS!

MiniD
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: 68DevilM on April 20, 2004, 11:50:32 AM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
I personaly like being the BAIT.
  Nothing like getting completely swarmed at a friiendly base with the town down and a goon inbound, popping the silk and watching 4 or 5 heros make 15 or 20 passes trying to shoot your chute while completely abandoning the goon driver. :D


lol or crashing into the deck trying to shoot you!!1

i have like 3 kills in a shoot this month:rofl
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Jackal1 on April 20, 2004, 02:36:00 PM
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Originally posted by 68DevilM
lol or crashing into the deck trying to shoot you!!1

i have like 3 kills in a shoot this month:rofl


 :D  That`s the iceing on the cake, nearly as good as getting multiple kills in the fearsome C-47.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: rod367th on April 20, 2004, 02:57:00 PM
chutes have lots of kills,Because when two guys kill each other no one else around. First guy bails then 2nd guy bails man in chute gets credt for kill. This happens alot because of so many HO's........ or chute gets kill because 1 guy kills enemy but blows up before enemy bails , then he bails and another guy is near in chute he gets awarded kill.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Boozer2 on April 20, 2004, 05:55:32 PM
Chute shooters are nothing more than the enforcement arm for Bailers Anonymous.
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Meatwad on April 20, 2004, 06:07:40 PM
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Originally posted by SlapShot
Exploding meatwads !!! gotta love 'em.


HEY!!!


I dont explode, just usually splatter on the ground when I bail out too low :D
Title: Starting a new club for chute shooters
Post by: Sox62 on April 21, 2004, 05:32:43 AM
All chutes must die.