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Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Ripsnort on April 19, 2004, 01:55:46 PM: Funny how these guys think they're above the law...

Patriots' Law arrested in Miami Beach[/size]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/football/nfl/04/19/bc.fbn.tylaw.arrest.ap/?cnn=yes
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Tarmac on April 19, 2004, 02:02:17 PM: What a retard. I'm sure if he'd been able to run away, the cops wouldn't have been able to figure out who had been driving a 2004 Rolls.
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Staga on April 19, 2004, 02:09:46 PM: Some guys really think they're above others.
One was Finnish baseball player who said to my friend "You can't hit me; I play baseball in "Oulun Lippo" when we were partying in restaurant.
Friend said "yeah and I play icehockey" and KO'd that guy :D
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on April 19, 2004, 02:09:54 PM: Funny he didn't get more charges, like all those people on Cops that run away. Evasion and resisting arrest are two more charges he deserves.
-SW
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: moose on April 19, 2004, 02:11:51 PM: "hey, a man's gotta eat"
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: gofaster on April 19, 2004, 02:32:32 PM: That'll teach the New England Pats' guys to stay out of Dolphin territory! :p
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: lasersailor184 on April 19, 2004, 02:38:14 PM: LMFAO MOOSE! You couldn't have timed that better...
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 19, 2004, 03:49:44 PM: Best cop/athlete story EVAR:

Eddie Belfour, then between the pipes for Dallas is stopped by a patrolman after a night of heavy drinking.

Fearing an arrest for DUI, Eddie utters the following statement to the officer:

"If you let me go... Ill give you like... a billion dollars..."

Sportscenter used the material for a month.
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: SlapShot on April 19, 2004, 04:28:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Staga
Some guys really think they're above others.
One was Finnish baseball player who said to my friend "You can't hit me; I play baseball in "Oulun Lippo" when we were partying in restaurant.
Friend said "yeah and I play icehockey" and KO'd that guy :D

:rofl .... gotta love hockey players !!!
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Sixpence on April 19, 2004, 06:10:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
"If you let me go... Ill give you like... a billion dollars..."

I would have drove him home and let him go for being the funniest sob I ever met. I just picture him saying that all slurred, too funny.

BTW, we just gave up a second round pick for corey dillon? 29 years old, i'm not too sure on that one, time will tell.
Title: Re: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: StabbyTheIcePic on April 19, 2004, 06:27:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Funny how these guys think they're above the law...

Patriots' Law arrested in Miami Beach[/size]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/football/nfl/04/19/bc.fbn.tylaw.arrest.ap/?cnn=yes

They make millions of dollars, they are above the law. Do i really need to state examples.
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Hooligan on April 19, 2004, 06:35:55 PM: Quote

Funny how these guys think they're above the law...

Shabby beat me too it rip... It would be funny they thought that, if it were not true.

Hooligan
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 19, 2004, 06:51:59 PM: If the glove dont fit, you must acquit.
Title: Re: Re: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Ripsnort on April 19, 2004, 06:59:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by StabbyTheIcePic
They make millions of dollars, they are above the law. Do i really need to state examples.

Only because of poor judges, bad juries, and money hunry lawyers.
Title: Re: Re: Re: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Sixpence on April 19, 2004, 07:02:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Only because of poor judges, bad juries, and money hunry lawyers.

No, it's poor juries, bad lawyers, and money hungry judges.
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2004, 07:12:36 PM: Quote
They make millions of dollars, they are above the law. Do i really need to state examples.

O.J.
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Post by: Steve on April 19, 2004, 07:14:46 PM: Quote
The officers caught up with him after a short chase.

Blahahahah!!! You know he'll be catching a lot of flak for this!!!

:rofl
Title: Re: Re: Re: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: StabbyTheIcePic on April 19, 2004, 07:41:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Only because of poor judges, bad juries, and money hunry lawyers.

GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!!!!!

(where the more money you have the farther above the law you are)
Title: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
Post by: Airhead on April 19, 2004, 09:04:59 PM: I worked with pro atheletes from the 49ers and Raiders and got to know quite a few of them. The only common trait that is noticable is an intense competiveness- other than that they're as diverse as any group, even ours.

Ty Law has a history of being a "bad apple," BTW. To state he's typical of pro football players is as much of an insult to the rest of the players as it would be to site MrBlack of being typical of all HTC posters.