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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: majic on April 21, 2004, 10:08:23 AM
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Thought this was too funny not to share.
From the Onion:
(http://www.theonion.com/images/380/image_article2348_160x118.jpg)
"Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks"
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He is quite the ventriloquist. The choking on a pretzel routine really cracks me up.
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He can walk he can talk and he can fly, do anything he tries but....
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Well everybody knows that Cheney speaks out his a**.
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Originally posted by Nod
Well everybody knows that Cheney speaks out his a**.
:rofl
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This is that "lefty circle jerk" thing again, right Funky?
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Is this the kind of 'humor' they have on Air America ? If so, I don't see a threat.
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What a bunch of choads:rolleyes:
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Oh for craps sake. I'm pretty far to the right. It was simply amusing. No photshop crap just a funny take on a picture. Yikes.
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I will admit I don't like Cheney, we need a different VP. How bout Rice?
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Originally posted by majic
Oh for craps sake. I'm pretty far to the right. It was simply amusing. No photshop crap just a funny take on a picture. Yikes.
Lol, they better not watch SNL, they dis every pres. They had some pretty funny spoofs on Clinton. And who can forget Dana Carvey doing Bush Sr? I remember a quote from Bush Sr., "he does a better me than I do"(something to that effect). But the best had to be the Gerald Ford spoofs, freakin hilarious.
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WARNING: The Republican National Committee has determined this is a personal attack on the Grand Poobah. No humor is allowed. Please present yourself at one of our convienient Political Re-education facilities for immediate Lobotomy and GOP card.
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LOL RPM!
Its a funny pic. Whats not funny is the tools around here who really think Bush doesnt have a brain, yet is somehow an evil man capable of manipulating the whole country into a war for daddy.
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
LOL RPM!
Its a funny pic. Whats not funny is the tools around here who really think Bush doesnt have a brain, yet is somehow an evil man capable of manipulating the whole country into a war for daddy.
Substitute Cheney, RUmsfield and Woflowitz for the evil men and war for PNAC agenda - taking control of Mid East oil
Cheney is running things. Bush is good at campaigning and raising money. And hanging at his pig farm in Crawford.
You know he bought that "Ranch" in 1999 right before he presidential run. Its just a freakin prop. It was a pig farm until he bought it at the horses you see in the background are props too. Bush* doesnt ride - I hear he is afraid of horses.
But any way you slice it, Bush* would simply not be where he is today if his daddy wasn't Bush41.
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Wow...you really hate GW, don't you? Did he kick your dog?
You might even be worse than Weazel. Wait...you're not Weazel are you?
[edit] Yeah...that was a pretty funny picture [/edit]
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Whats not funny is the tools around here who really think Bush doesnt have a brain, yet is somehow an evil man capable of manipulating the whole country into a war for daddy.
A war for daddy? If Bush Sr wanted a war he had plenty of support to do so at the time, he chose not to and bring the boys home. They were there to free kuwait, they got the job done and came home. I listened to an interview by him and he explained why he made his decision, and he spoke honestly, he thought he was doing the right thing. He thought that saddam would be removed from power not too long after the war. It didn't work out that way, but i'm not going to call it a wrong decision. It's a good thing he is not a democrat, or they would be blaming him for 9/11.
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LANDSLIDE BUSH!!!
LOL
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holy cow, we have a vice president??? when did he come around? ha ha ha. i thought that it was "the bush one man show" for the past few years......with his side kick rumsfield
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George Bush and John Kerry accidentally check into the same hotel. Bush is walking passed the hotels garden and sees Kerry sitting inside with his suit coat off, his tie loosened and his shoes off. Bush thinks this looks relaxing so he goes inside takes off his coat, loosens his tie and removes his shoes. He sits down and the two men begin talking about their political differences.
After awhile Bush tells Kerry that he's going to get a soda and askes if Kerry wants one. Kerry agrees that a soda sounds good, so Bush heads to the snack bar. While he's gone Kerry picks up Bush's right shoe and spits into it. He then puts it back where it was. Bush returns and hands Kerry a soda and they continue to talk until the sodas are gone. They then get ready to leave.
As Bush is putting his shoe on he feels the wetness. He takes it back off and looks inside. He then looks at a smirking Kerry and says:
''John this has gone too far. It's not only us it's all Democrats and Republicans, all conservatives and liberals. We're at each others throats. We're all Americans and we've got to stop this petty bickering, this negative campaigning, this finger pointing, this name calling, this spitting into the others shoes, this peeing into the others soda.....''