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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: 1wingnutone on April 23, 2004, 01:11:43 AM
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Here is a few quotes I think some guys might find interesting at the very least and those of us with a sense of humor will find
down right hillarious.
If anyone has some more to add then lets have em...we can all use a good laugh now and then
The Wisdom of Will Rogers
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>Don't squat with your spurs on.
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>Good judgment comes from experience,
>and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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>Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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>If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
>take a look back every now and then
>to make sure it's still there.
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>If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
>try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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>After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good
>he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along
>and shot him.......
>The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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>Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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>There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.
>Neither one works.
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>If you find yourself in a hole,
>the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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>Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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>It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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>Always drink upstream from the herd.
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>When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter
>or a person,don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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>When you're throwin' your weight around,
>be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
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>The quickest way to double your money
>is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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>Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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>There are three kinds of men. . .
>The one that learns by reading.
>The few who learn by observation.
>The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I had expected a better response to this post...no Will Rogers fans out there huh
its pretty sad when you have to respond to your own post:rolleyes:
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No response is necessary, it's hard to add to what he said. Or as famous race car builder C.J. Rayburn says, "If it don't need sayin', don't say it."
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Well I guess I was hoping for a few back slapping guffaws:rofl :rofl :rofl
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter
or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
two of my favorites
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yup....them there's (SPIT) some good learnin if ya catch my drift.
JK
all of them very simple yet very valuable observations about life.
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my favorite is when he said that it was a good thing we aren't getting all the government we pay for.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
my favorite is when he said that it was a good thing we aren't getting all the government we pay for.
lazs
lol mine too
also - "I don't belong to an organized political party - I am a Democrat"
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democrats weren't so evil when Will Rogers was around. Except that they did believe that colored people should know their place and be considered not as good as whites. Democrats fought to keep segregation and deny blacks HUMAN RIGHTS. how short our memories are.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
democrats weren't so evil when Will Rogers was around. Except that they did believe that colored people should know their place and be considered not as good as whites. Democrats fought to keep segregation and deny blacks HUMAN RIGHTS. how short our memories are.
lazs
it`s slective memory
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">The quickest way to double your money
>is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."
Bahahahaha, used that today on the GF when she ask for more dough than i gave her, what a LaRf!:rofl
thx...Willy.
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I think it was Will Rogers who said
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
I used that one once a number of years back with a guy in the Fighter Ace forums. He went ballistic. hehe.
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Originally posted by lazs2
democrats weren't so evil when Will Rogers was around. Except that they did believe that colored people should know their place and be considered not as good as whites. Democrats fought to keep segregation and deny blacks HUMAN RIGHTS. how short our memories are.
lazs
Uhh HELLO
The Dixiecrats became Republicans after the civil rights act. Ever hear of Strom Thurmond??
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wallace became a Republican?
lazs