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Title: If you had one wish
Post by: SavedSaint on April 24, 2004, 03:33:34 PM: What would that be..

I'm thinking about going for the "my own private bathroom" wish..:D
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: capt. apathy on April 24, 2004, 03:41:41 PM: to live somewhere where I could go diving, snorkling or body surfing every day. without a wetsuit.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: SOB on April 24, 2004, 03:44:02 PM: A Carrot Top HBO Special!
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 04:09:07 PM: id pass it on to my daughter... im good :)
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 24, 2004, 04:09:54 PM: That the destructive philosophy known as Islam would be forever purged from this planet.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 04:12:07 PM: nothing wrong with islam funked, its the fundamentalist interpritation of it that poses a threat to the non beliving part of the world.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 24, 2004, 04:12:54 PM: It's my wish, p*** off. :D
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 04:14:07 PM: lol ok.... i just went for a piss....your wish is gone funked :D
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Curval on April 24, 2004, 04:17:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
id pass it on to my daughter... im good :)

I'm with you man...pass it on to my kids. I'm good too.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 04:19:37 PM: yup.

i have wife i love, a job, a house, a daughter on the way, my health and friends....what more do you need?... i mean..REALLY need.

:)
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Torque on April 24, 2004, 04:39:35 PM: Trump with his global hair comb over catch a severe down wash and windsurf off a heliopad.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 24, 2004, 04:44:24 PM: LOL, Trump as the Flying Nun.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 04:47:00 PM: shall we all collect and buy a hat for Trump? like a cap that says "bad hairday" on the front?

:D
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 24, 2004, 04:50:32 PM: Hold him down and shave his head.
It takes a real man to admit when it's time to "abandon hair".
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Gunslinger on April 24, 2004, 04:52:34 PM: that I had the time and the money (at the same time) to complete flight school.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Torque on April 24, 2004, 04:55:06 PM: I thought for sure Anusrosa was gonna go for the hair noogie on Trump when she got fired.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: medicboy on April 24, 2004, 04:59:23 PM: 1 wish: I got paid what I should for what I do. $9/hr is tough to live on...
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 05:01:12 PM: that aint so bad medicboy... i have about 37$ but i live in a more expencive country :)
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: SaburoS on April 24, 2004, 05:12:09 PM: I'd wish for the end of fanatacism. True scourge of the world's problems past, present, and future, IMHO. (Heck, since we're dreaming, right?)
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: OIO on April 24, 2004, 05:42:37 PM: thats easy. everyone has to do what i want with no ill will towards me.

think of the possibilities. :)
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 05:44:03 PM: im very scared of what you would want me to "do towards you" :D

im not into any of that kinky stuff
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: DiabloTX on April 24, 2004, 06:16:40 PM: AH2 makes Il-2 look like Battlehawks:1942 and will run on my current system without ANY upgrades.

Oh, and a cloaking device specifically designed to automatically come on when Shane is within visual distance. That would be nice.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: ravells on April 24, 2004, 06:18:20 PM: Lots of money, retirement early, a bevvy of...oh just one wish?

The end of human suffering.

dang.

Ravs
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Furball on April 24, 2004, 06:19:12 PM: i wish for kelly brook.

mmmmm.... kelly.....
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nilsen on April 24, 2004, 06:20:01 PM: does not ring any bells furball....got a link?
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: rpm on April 24, 2004, 06:21:37 PM: Ripsnort's BMW develops a perpetual oil leak that leaves a permanent stain in the driveway that looks like Hillary.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Gunslinger on April 24, 2004, 06:21:47 PM: a threesome with the olsen twins (if they are of age now) wouldnt be a bad wish :aok
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Furball on April 24, 2004, 06:22:01 PM: (http://www.ibne07379.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/kelly%20brook/kelly-b-3.jpg)

(http://www.home.no/brudar/bilder/kelly/012.jpg)

who needs links when you can have pictures.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: DiabloTX on April 24, 2004, 06:22:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
Ripsnort's BMW develops a perpetual oil leak that leaves a permanent stain in the driveway that looks like Hillary.

LMAO, good one. :aok
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 24, 2004, 06:25:16 PM: Well Id wish for unlimited wishes, of course.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: ravells on April 24, 2004, 06:27:19 PM: If I were the genie, I'd fry you for being such a smartass Sau...

Ravs
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: ravells on April 24, 2004, 06:28:15 PM: Furball, her tit's arn't big enough.

And could you get me one with an outie?

Ravs
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 24, 2004, 06:36:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ravells
If I were the genie, I'd fry you for being such a smartass Sau...

Ravs

Ok, ok... this is what I would wish for...

(http://www.smsu.edu/EnergyMgt/money.jpg)

I would donate $87B of it to the Fed to curb *****ing on the forums, buy alot of ****, and with the rest of the money - as Lawrence said...

"...I tell you what I'd do man... two chicks at the same time, man."

(http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_lawrence.jpg)
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: ravells on April 24, 2004, 06:43:25 PM: Honesty is the best policy!

Ravs

p.s. is that you?
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 24, 2004, 06:48:23 PM: LOL - hell no.

Thats "Lawrence" from Office Space (http://images.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/6883h.jpg) .

This is me:

(http://www.edithgrove.com/knight3.jpg)
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: DiabloTX on April 24, 2004, 07:02:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
This is me:

(http://www.edithgrove.com/knight3.jpg)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLINDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: ravells on April 24, 2004, 07:08:47 PM: God! you look............just like me!

;)

Ravs
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 24, 2004, 07:08:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLINDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Michael, this poster has a peculiar distaste to your picture."

"Kick his ass, Mr. Feeny, I mean Kit."
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: capt. apathy on April 24, 2004, 09:34:11 PM: I'd like to see Trump on one side of the table, GW Bush on the other.

then those lovely words "You're Fired!!"
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: DiabloTX on April 24, 2004, 09:36:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by capt. apathy
I'd like to see Trump on one side of the table, GW Bush on the other.

then those lovely words "You're Fired!!"

Hmmm...would Trump file for unemployment then?
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Nash on April 24, 2004, 09:43:41 PM: ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: SunKing on April 24, 2004, 09:43:54 PM: "Leprechaun back to the Hood VI " to finally be filmed.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Leslie on April 25, 2004, 05:57:21 AM: Everybody knows genies grant three wishes, not one or two, but three. Which makes it kinda tough for the wisher. No escape clause.

Cowardly me would wish the genie back in the bottle.:)

Les
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: jigsaw on April 25, 2004, 06:23:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Gunslinger
that I had the time and the money (at the same time) to complete flight school.

Come out to Phoenix and I'll hook ya up. :cool:
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: deSelys on April 25, 2004, 07:36:25 AM: To be bitten by a red & blue genetically enhanced spider...
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: moot on April 25, 2004, 08:19:51 AM: eternity, everything else takes care of itself.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Joc on April 25, 2004, 08:45:58 AM: That ALL sheep couldnt outrun me.....:D
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Capt. Pork on April 25, 2004, 11:20:08 AM: Three more wishes...
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Airhead on April 25, 2004, 11:27:10 AM: I'd wish for all guns to disappear. Not that I have anything against guns, it'd just be funny to see the look on Laz's face when he opened his gun safe.
Title: If you had one wish
Post by: Leslie on April 25, 2004, 12:09:59 PM: Well, and this is my opinion. If guns disappeared, and nobody had em, then that would be cool. We might have to get off our butts and start working out. Spears, tomahawks and sharps rifles.:D

Wait a minute...no sharps rifles.

Les