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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Estes on April 26, 2004, 06:59:53 PM
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alright, lets say you are walking down the street, and all of a sudden you find yourself carrying a bucket of ****? What would you do? Would you drop it or what?
I myself wouldn't drop it right away, its obviously important that i'm carrying this bucket of ****, i wasn't 5 minutes ago. There might be a universe in there, and they might get kinda pissed if i drop it.
But anyway, what would you do?
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Check into a drug rehab.
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Aye.
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Nah, I'm just bored off my ass.
Only bad habit I carry is dipping.
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dipping?
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copenhagen, snuff, chewing tobacco.
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Chewing tobacco. I'm a smoker and stil think that's gross.
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Ahh...
One day at a time Estes.
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Yes, it is a gross and nasty habit. I wish I wouldn't have started.
Expensive too. About a can every day or two, bout 15 bucks a week.
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Reminds me....
Baseball camp. 8-10 years old. We shipped in a couple of Yanks to run it. They were from some MLB farm team.
The 1st thing they did each morning was dump a whole truck load of chew into a big white bucket. Then they'd poor in some kind of alcohol and chop up licorice and mix that in as well. They stirred it all together with a stick and we'd all dip into it throughout the day. We were all so damn dizzy the entire week I don't even know what I learned.
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eww, that sounds nasty Nash, I bet you were dizzy...****.
Anyway Back on topic! :)
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id become seriously depressed as I realize that my sole purpose in this universe is to carry a bucket of little asterisk thingys.
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Let's see...
I would burrow into the 5hit looking for a note telling me what I needed to do with this bucket. If said note never surfaces, I would package it up and keep it in my freezer until such time as my mission becomes appearent.
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I would take it and put it in a large paper bag, probably double bag it... then, I would place it in the middle of Ripsnort's carpeted garage and light in on fire.
:)
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Originally posted by Sandman
I would take it and put it in a large paper bag, probably double bag it... then, I would place it in the middle of Ripsnort's carpeted garage and light in on fire. :)
Neat gag, but Ripsnort would only look up from the BBS for an instant to ponder the screaching coming from outside, while one of his kid's Nikes catches on fire, resulting almost immediately in a cut and paste here about hippy neighbours and how they oughta enforce the sound bylaws.
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I'd thank my lucky stars a goofy guy like you hasnt reproduced.
Err, wait...baby due when? Fark!
Umm...
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Baby is due in May..
Counting the days..Just waiting for her water to break while we are sleeping.. :o
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LOL...yet another wet spot...
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She sleeps in the wet spot.. Not me!
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Hey... Sex and the subtle jockeying for the dry spot go hand in hand.
That being said, we men have the upperhand... As during the throes of sex, we can sort of position them to "their" side of the bed in time for the big show. :)
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You guys just don't get it. If you're walking down the street and suddenly find you're carrying a bucket of **** then you immediately start looking for a viable target.
Such as.......oh I don't know........Bill Steeley?
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)
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I would set up on the doorstep of all this happy talk..
Hehehe Nash didn't know what dipping was
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God bless you Estes!
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I don't mind those that wish to "chew" tobacco, it's the "spit" cup they need to tote around everywhere. Absolutely discusting, makes me want to gag! YUCK!
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Originally posted by 10Bears
Hehehe Nash didn't know what dipping was
Well... I had my suspicions; totally false, and if stated would have gotten me banned.
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I would send some of it to Greg for a DNA check, some to Trace for foreign substance testing, the rest gets sent to Evidence for storage. When that was done I would discuss the philosophical ramifications of a bucket of **** appearing in my hand with Gill.
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Kill Bill 2, Elle getting a face full of spit can...blecchhh.
Nash, if you found yourself walking down the street with a bucket of feces and that was your moment of clarity, then I think all is right with the world! :D "Say, I seem to be carrying something. Wait, it's filled with *****! Oh hell, that does it!"
Hmmm, bucket full of crap suddently appearing in my hand? I'd find my way to the nearest crowd of people and toss it up into the air toward them to see who catches it, 'cause "hey, free bucket 'o' crap!"
Thank you, Jack Daniels.
-edit- LOL, Skuzzy, you have the medical term for poop censored?! That's just funny! :lol
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Originally posted by SaburoS
I don't mind those that wish to "chew" tobacco, it's the "spit" cup they need to tote around everywhere.
Hence the bucket of nastiness they suddenly find themselves carrying around. One minute its a Coke, then its empty, then its full of crap. And they wonder how it got there.