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Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: deknuf on April 27, 2004, 07:52:00 PM: Good for a laugh if nothing else

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: strk on April 27, 2004, 07:57:20 PM: is that Rip wearing the dress???
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Nod on April 27, 2004, 08:16:29 PM: That guys F*in hilarious.:rofl
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Tarmac on April 27, 2004, 08:26:10 PM: Quote
This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.

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A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women’s dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage.

Heh.
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: SavedSaint on April 27, 2004, 08:27:32 PM: im putting this at the top of my "things to do when realy bored" list.
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: NUKE on April 27, 2004, 08:33:15 PM: That's great!

The guy already has almost $1000.00 for it too, lol
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Sixpence on April 27, 2004, 09:08:39 PM: 5 marriage proposals, haha!
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Nash on April 27, 2004, 09:59:29 PM: Well, 4 marriage proposals. I withdrew mine, as I have to put my career first.
Title: WOW
Post by: mitchk on April 27, 2004, 10:36:23 PM: It is now up to 35,000,000.00 and counter reads 1, 445, 000

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LOL:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: deknuf on April 27, 2004, 10:45:58 PM: figures some pimply faced 15yr old bid the max amount and now he will no longer be able to sell it. It was up to $1900 a few hours ago
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on April 27, 2004, 10:51:19 PM: ?deknuf = ecnalubma
-SW
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Russian on April 27, 2004, 11:21:16 PM: ROFLOL!!!! :lol
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: United on April 27, 2004, 11:28:21 PM: I think I'm seeing this right "$99,999,999.00 at 12:27a.m. est. WHOA!!!!!
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: B17Skull12 on April 28, 2004, 12:28:42 AM: LOL
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: rpm on April 28, 2004, 12:55:13 AM: Quote
Actually I didn’t think my head would fit in the neck hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 28, 2004, 01:28:58 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
?deknuf = ecnalubma
-SW

=lauxesomoh
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: deknuf on April 28, 2004, 02:24:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
=lauxesomoh

werent you banned for personal attacks?
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Nilsen on April 28, 2004, 02:24:37 AM: omg...:D
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: gofaster on April 28, 2004, 08:58:34 AM: rpm, I was going to post the same thing!

So, I'll settle for this one:

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It seems a few people have taken offense to my inferring a size 12 is big. One male even pointed out that Marilyn Monroe was a size 14. Now, I would agree with you that size 12/14 is small if I lived on Samoa. But I live right here in the good old 48 Contiguous, where binging and purging is a way of life. American women do not want to be double digits in size. Just ask any woman what size they want to be. Invariably they will say five or seven. Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes.

You got that right.
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: boxboy28 on April 28, 2004, 09:19:12 AM: i just checked and it was at $23,000 high bid!
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Red Tail 444 on April 28, 2004, 10:03:54 AM: LOL, classic! Letterman's gotta book this guy :lol
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Bodhi on April 28, 2004, 10:12:18 AM: Holy crap....

$25100!!!!
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on April 28, 2004, 12:02:27 PM: Ah. !deknuf = yag le
-SW
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: deknuf on April 28, 2004, 03:17:26 PM: Instant celebrity

"Woooooooohoooooo! What a wild ride! The emails are coming faster than the hits. And now personal appearances. First Star94 radio in Atlanta, then King5 in Seattle,now the Today Show with that I-used-to-be-a-fat-weatherman-but-now-I-am-as-skinny-as-Regis-but-twice-as-funny Al "I will turn this car around" Roker.
It is amazing; all this media hype. Hey, Al! Any relation to Roxy?
EBay has graciously allowed me to update this page once more. So I will keep it brief."
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Nash on April 28, 2004, 04:17:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by deknuf
EBay has graciously allowed me to update this page once more. So I will keep it brief."

cont'd:

This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: Beefcake on April 28, 2004, 05:18:22 PM: ROFL the current bid is over 6k!
Title: Sticking It To Your Ex-Wife the EBAY way
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 28, 2004, 08:45:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by deknuf
werent you banned for personal attacks?

.yssup tnuocca sedahs, em wolB