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"Do you have blacks, too?" -George W. Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Nov. 8, 2001, as reported in an April 28, 2002, Estado Sao Pauloan column by Fernando Pedreira, a close friend of President Cardoso
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002
"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." -George W. Bush, Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop.'" -George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, Washington, D.C., April 2, 2002
"We've tripled the amount of money - I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available." -George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002
"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." -George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, summing up his first year in office, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." -George W. Bush, at a White House Menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both." -George W. Bush, after a meeting with congressional leaders, Washington, D.C., Oct. 2, 2001
"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a - a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." -George W. Bush, Denver, Aug. 14, 2001
"There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the-all right." -George W. Bush, referring to former Sen. George Mitchell's report on Middle East peace, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 13, 2001
"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." -George W. Bush, July 27, 2001
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right." -George W. Bush, in Rome, July 22, 2001
"It is white." -George W. Bush, asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001
"I want to thank you for coming to the White House to give me an opportunity to urge you to work with these five senators and three congressmen, to work hard to get this trade promotion authority moving. The power that be, well most of the power that be, sits right here."-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2001
"I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't." -George W. Bush, referring to the McCain-Kennedy patients' bill of rights, June 13, 2001
"Can't living with the bill means it won't become law." -George W. Bush, referring to the McCain-Kennedy patients' bill of rights, June 13, 2001
Yep, that's georgie, articulate as a brain-damaged spaniel.
curly
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the RWers are going to call you a traitor for this, especially the ones who live at home with mommy
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I have yet to meet a black person who is not a democrat.
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is that a black japanese comic strip? looks like the anime ie Speedracer, crap
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Originally posted by SunTracker
I have yet to meet a black person who is not a democrat.
Colin Powell
curly
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Originally posted by Eagler
is that a black japanese comic strip? looks like the anime ie Speedracer, crap
Nope. It's "Boondocks."
curly
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OMG! A politically biased boon docks?!?!!?
I've never seen one of those before...
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Yes, we all know Bush is stupid because the press told us he is.
It's funny how "lemmings" has been redefined to mean "those that don't believe everything they read on the net."
MiniD
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Thanks for a shining example casca.
That reminds me... "Liar" has also been redefined lately.
MiniD
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Ahh now.... how can ya dislike a Jerries kid :aok
Get em Georgie!
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wow.. they have black people making fun of the special olympics... we have come a long way...
maybe someday even the right wing dunesbury will make fun of republicans...
hey strk... guess the observation about voting democrat being one step closer to moving back in with mom really got to you huh? things with a ring of truth sometimes do that... now go and examine why it bothered you so much.
lazs
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curly & co
please be sure to express your anger here on Nov 3rd for us all to see and enjoy
LOL
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Originally posted by Eagler
curly & co
please be sure to express your anger here on Nov 3rd for us all to see and enjoy
LOL
Hmmm, you must think this is a little contest like football or something? You're almost as smart as georgie. ;)
curly
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Plenty more here:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
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and the clock keeps ticking.
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He may not be the silver tounged devil that ole Bill was but he hasn't sold us out to China and terrorists yet either.
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Originally posted by SunTracker
I have yet to meet a black person who is not a democrat.
You mean apart from Colin Powell of course...
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He probably hasn't met Colin Powell.
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my contracts lawyer is black, republican and speaks standard english even when slightly inebriated.
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What’s sad is this is all the dems have, calling the guy dumb or evil.
Their guy is a joke, a sad joke, a man who says "I never threw my medals it was my ribbons" Then in the same conversation says " Medals and ribbons are the same thing"
A man who drives and SUV when talking to autoworkers, but on earth day, it is his wife’s.
As Bad as Bush is, Kerry is worse. I could have voted for Lieberman, I would have thought long and hard about voting for the lawyer, but the two guys the dems push on us are an insane bush hating AAAARrrrggggg loser and a guy who lies so much he probably does not truly stand for anything.
I feel betrayed by the political parties of the country.
I can not believe in this great nation, a nation that gave us Presidents like Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Eisenhower ETC, this is all the could come up with?
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I would have considered Lieberman too. That the democratic party wouldn't nominate a sensible moderate (their only chance to garner any republican votes imo) only reinforces my resolution to oppose everything democrat.
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Originally posted by SunTracker
I have yet to meet a black person who is not a democrat.
Move to the Baltimore suburbs, more black republicans there than can be racially profiled...
...and how many black people HAVE you met?
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
What’s sad is this is all the dems have, calling the guy dumb or evil.
Their guy is a joke, a sad joke, a man who says "I never threw my medals it was my ribbons" Then in the same conversation says " Medals and ribbons are the same thing"
A man who drives and SUV when talking to autoworkers, but on earth day, it is his wife’s.
As Bad as Bush is, Kerry is worse. I could have voted for Lieberman, I would have thought long and hard about voting for the lawyer, but the two guys the dems push on us are an insane bush hating AAAARrrrggggg loser and a guy who lies so much he probably does not truly stand for anything.
I feel betrayed by the political parties of the country.
I can not believe in this great nation, a nation that gave us Presidents like Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Eisenhower ETC, this is all the could come up with?
Of course ike would be slammed as a rageing flipfloping liberal by the current admin as well. He was a general that was scared about america becoming an imperial power, and our huge military industrial complex having to much power!
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But he is dumb. :confused:
See his lightening fast mind at work!
Reporter: "Thank you, Mr. President ... What would your biggest mistake be, would you say, and what lessons have you learned from it?"
Bush: "Hmm. I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time, so I could plan for it. ... You know, I just, uh, I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet. .. I, uh, hope I -- I don't want to sound like I've made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
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Originally posted by Thrawn
But he is dumb. :confused:
See his lightening fast mind at work!
Reporter: "Thank you, Mr. President ... What would your biggest mistake be, would you say, and what lessons have you learned from it?"
Bush: "Hmm. I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time, so I could plan for it. ... You know, I just, uh, I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet. .. I, uh, hope I -- I don't want to sound like I've made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
Same question to you Mr. Kerry:
Kerry "did you know that I am a veitnam vet and a war hero.....see when I voted for the war in Iraq...you know before voted against it.....I thought we were just authorizing this current administration the authority to tell the UN to give Sadam Huisain a thourough talking too. Secondly I really don't make mistakes....but if I did make a mistake it would probably be in itself....a mistake"
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Originally posted by AKCasca
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OMG :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Thrawn,
If you had to get up in front of the whole world and answer a question like that, you think you could do it without stammering or sounding unsure?
Just because he is not a good public speaker does not mean he is dumb.
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Okay, so he has confidence problems instead. Exactly what I would want in a President. LOL!
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I would lean towards him have public speaking problems. I think he has improved.
I really doubt he is not a confident guy.
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
I feel betrayed by the political parties of the country.
I can not believe in this great nation, a nation that gave us Presidents like Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Eisenhower ETC, this is all the could come up with?
Join me in not voting. It's a sad filthy process and is not worth your time.
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Honestly Grun I have thought about it. But I still lean towards fear of what Kerry will do to the economy. He want to tax gas and raise taxes.
I like having a job...
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Kerry and Bush are both worthless... I sure wish Homie the Clown was running..
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But he is jam. in sheeps clothing as a democrat.
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Originally posted by AKcurly
"It is white." -George W. Bush, asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001
LOL Priceless:D
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Yes, we all know Bush is stupid because the press told us he is.
no, they just play the tapes, Bush will tell you he's stupid, if you listen.
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So if the facts get in the way.. just change the facts.
Just because he is not a good public speaker does not mean he is dumb.
Well yeah GtoRA if you take away invading another country without any back up plan for the occupation, without any support from your allies... If you take away agitating for war by manipulating intelligence or outright lying about it. If you take away promoting a tax cut during a time of war.... then your right.. he ain’t that dumb..
It don’t make him intelligencia either sheesh
What’s this I hear about Kerry wanting to raise fuel taxes?.. Did he legislate for it like Dick Chaney did?
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Maybe we'll get a more eloquent republican president in 2008.
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Join me in not voting. It's a sad filthy process and is not worth your time.
I'm with ya. :aok
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Originally posted by jigsaw
I'm with ya. :aok
...and you get the government you deserve. :aok
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For years I was a registered independant. I occcasionally voted for a dem. like bob graham. billyjeff and his bs 1994 invasive guncontrol legislation knocked me over into the republican camp. twostep johnny would make billyjeff look like a schoolboy lost in the woods. i seriously doubt we will see another dumocrat administration in a generation. and with the exception of the liberal stalemate in the senate i believe we have the gov't we deserve. the obstuctionist libsenate has only made it worse for their party. it is clearly way out of touch with mainstream America. i would not be surprised to see significant gains in the senate and in the house with the ouster of RINO specter in Pa. as a bonus. then the great President Bush 43 (yea) will be able to load up the courts with people who have the correct ideology and we can return America to the pre "great society" nation we once were. And can be again.
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Join me in not voting. It's a sad filthy process and is not worth your time.
Bite your tongue, kiddo. It's neither sad nor filthy. And, it's something that most of us would gladly die to sustain. You're working too hard to be a bad boy, Grun. :)
Sometimes you get to vote for a candidate you really like - someone you believe will make a difference. And sometimes, you have to vote not so much for a candidate, rather to vote against a candidate.
All of us come ready-equipped with a set of prejudices that prevent us from thinking. Maybe Bill Clinton so disgusted you, that you despise the thought of voting democrat. Or maybe you remember the excesses of RN and are repelled by the thought of voting republican. Maybe your father beat it into your head that all independents are untrustworthy ... I dunno .. I'm sure you get the idea.
Just sit down and clearly think through what each candidate represents. That reminds me of the Adelai Stevenson story --- while on the stump, an enthusiast shouted "Atta boy, Adelai, every thinking American will vote for you" to which Adelai shouted back, "but I need a majority."
curly
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Originally posted by Sandman
...and you get the government you deserve. :aok
Cool! If I'd known I could get an honest government that puts the people before their own agenda, I'd have stopped voting a long time ago.:D
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Originally posted by storch
then the great President Bush 43 (yea) will be able to load up the courts with people who have the correct ideology and we can return America to the pre "great society" nation we once were. And can be again.
For someone who's probably not smoking herb with the liberals, you sure have one HELL of an imagination, dude :aok
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I think the fact that the more left wing socialist canadians on this board hate Bush is reason enough to vote for him.
Hard to go wrong with any oppossing view to theirs.
lazs
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Cool! If I'd known I could get an honest government that puts the people before their own agenda, I'd have stopped voting a long time ago.
you're confusing what you want with what you deserve. if you give no input you deerve to have your gov't taken away from you.
it astounds me how many people I know who don't vote. they complain that gov't doesn't do what they want but when given a chance to state their opinion they stay home and cry.
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Originally posted by lazs2
hey strk... guess the observation about voting democrat being one step closer to moving back in with mom really got to you huh? things with a ring of truth sometimes do that... now go and examine why it bothered you so much.
lazs
do what?
(on edit) - Oh I see, that was directed at BGBMAW, I think it came from another thread. Someone posted that BGBAW still lived at home with his parents. I had earlier figured he is 14 or 15.
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Originally posted by storch
my contracts lawyer is black, republican and speaks standard english even when slightly inebriated.
Please don't tell me you are in law school.
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Same question to you Mr. Kerry:
Kerry "did you know that I am a veitnam vet and a war hero.....see when I voted for the war in Iraq...you know before voted against it.....I thought we were just authorizing this current administration the authority to tell the UN to give Sadam Huisain a thourough talking too. Secondly I really don't make mistakes....but if I did make a mistake it would probably be in itself....a mistake"
the difference is that you made up the Kerry quote
The Bush* quote is real!
scary
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Originally posted by lazs2
I think the fact that the more left wing socialist canadians on this board hate Bush is reason enough to vote for him.
Hard to go wrong with any oppossing view to theirs.
lazs
don't you mean the left wing socialist canadian women and the unmanly men who vote as the left wing socialist canadian women tell them to vote (democratic, that is)?
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There is a student in my school who gave birth to her first child in the seventh grade. They named him Acheck. She is now in the tenth grade and about to give birth to her second child.
Would you care to guess which party's candidates they vote for?
I have no problem with my tax money being diverted into programs that help the needy and the poor, but I for damn sure resent a party using it to buy votes.
Shuckins/Leggern
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while I learn something everyday, my formal schooling is years behind me. I am a welder by trade and a business owner.
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Originally posted by storch
while I learn something everyday, my formal schooling is years behind me. I am a welder by trade and a business owner.
are you taking some classes at a local college?
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He may not be the silver tounged devil that ole Bill was but he hasn't sold us out to China and terrorists yet either.
Hey, his brother, Neil Bush, is working on that project.
http://www.thememoryhole.org/pol/neil-bush-contract.htm
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no. not in a long time anyway, I mean from reading your enjoyable and enlightening posts.
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Originally posted by storch
no. not in a long time anyway, I mean from reading your enjoyable and enlightening posts.
Don't need to be in college to have an education, or to be educated.
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Originally posted by storch
no. not in a long time anyway, I mean from reading your enjoyable and enlightening posts.
I am sure you find my posts to be enlightening! I thought you were saying earlier that you were taking a contracts class, which would be very useful for a small business owner.
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Sweat Jeasious Curly, get a life. Did Weazel hack your password?
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thank you redtail and strk for your concerns regarding my education or lack thereof
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don't you know that to the 'educated' all welders are stupid. of course they haven't realized that if you educate an idiot you get nothing more than an educated idiot.
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Well you know that, I know that and we shoulda kept it a secret!
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Sweat Jeasious Curly, get a life. Did Weazel hack your password?
That's "Sweat Jezious" funky. :)
curly
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
you're confusing what you want with what you deserve. if you give no input you deerve to have your gov't taken away from you.
it astounds me how many people I know who don't vote. they complain that gov't doesn't do what they want but when given a chance to state their opinion they stay home and cry.
Ok, I see where I was mistaken. I was under the impression that as a U.S. citizen I "deserved" a government that was honest and put my needs before their pockebook regardless of who was in office. :p
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there was a race between
Santa clause
The Easter bunny
The tooth fairey
The crooked politician
The honest politician
Who won?
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Who won that race? The fans!
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LOL!
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I woulda figured Walt Disney.
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I like to interact with people who are educated... like say on this bb. A few are pretty sharp... most are about average with predictable viewpoints and skills and some are far below average clones.
As for Bush... He really doesn't seem like an English major. Still.... all the people that seem to know him and be around him say that he is honest and really sharp... By contrast... so far... all the people that are around kerry claim that he is at best an arrogant a hole and at worst that and shifty. Pretty much the normal democrat nominee for high office.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
I like to interact with people who are educated... like say on this bb. A few are pretty sharp... most are about average with predictable viewpoints and skills and some are far below average clones.
As for Bush... He really doesn't seem like an English major. Still.... all the people that seem to know him and be around him say that he is honest and really sharp... By contrast... so far... all the people that are around kerry claim that he is at best an arrogant a hole and at worst that and shifty. Pretty much the normal democrat nominee for high office.
lazs
We're not talking about speaking ability. We're talking about the ability to think.
I suspect Kerry is arrogant ... don't really know or care. I know Bush is dumb and here's a boat load of people who share this opinion.
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1083190212111&call_pageid=968332188854&col=968350060724
curly
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The Toronto Star!!!! of course!!!!
I didn't even bother to read the article.
Look at the facts.
The man is successful. success is armor plated. the minute anyone sets a goal to accomplish something worthwhile unseen forces in the cosmos align themselves in opposition.
In order to succeed you need to be:
persistent
intelligent
resourceful
resiliant
flexible
self motivated
honest
willing put in the hours
Anyone who has obtained any modicum of success will acknowledge the above to be true.
This man, Mr. Bush embodies these qualities, perhaps Mr. Kerry does as well, however I believe not. his record woul indicate that he doesn't.
Irrespective of party ideology don't you really want a proven, successful leader at the helm of your nation? The Dems have never produced such a candidate in Lord knows how long. maybe Jimmy Carter had these qualities.
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In order to succeed you need to be:
persistent
intelligent
resourceful
resiliant
flexible
self motivated
honest
willing put in the hours
Anyone who has obtained any modicum of success will acknowledge the above to be true.
or have a rich daddy to cover your bellybutton and keep you conected.
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Originally posted by storch
there was a race between
Santa clause
The Easter bunny
The tooth fairey
The crooked politician
The honest politician
Who won?
That's easy. The crooked politician. None of the rest really exist.
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Originally posted by storch
thank you redtail and strk for your concerns regarding my education or lack thereof
hey I was just making nice. We could use a little break from the flames every now and then. My uncle is a welder too, btw