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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: muckmaw on April 28, 2004, 09:26:46 AM
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This is the guy that tells me not to drive an SUV and that I should protect the enviornment and reduce my dependence on foreign oil.
This is John Kerry, right?
So to lead by example, as usual, what does he do?
Well, JFK, common man, flies his hairdresser in on his wife's private gulfstream jet, to get his hair cut before "Meet the Press".
Let me see if I get this right. He spent $1000 on a haircut...and used enough oil, and released enough pullutants on this one private jet trip, as I could release in a lifetime of driving a Chevy Tahoe.
John...ever heard of Supercuts?
$1000 HAIRCUT? KERRY FLIES IN HAIRDRESSER FOR TOUCH-UP BEFORE 'MEET THE PRESS'
**Exclusive**
On the Friday before his MEET THE PRESS appearance, Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry flew his Washington, DC hairdresser to Pittsburgh for a touch-up, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.
Cristophe stylist Isabelle Goetz, who handles Kerry's hair issues, made the trek to Pittsburgh, campaign sources reveal.
"Her entire schedule had to be rearranged," a top source explains.
A Kerry campaign spokesman refuses to clarify if Goetz flew by private jet on April 16 or on the official Kerry For President campaign plane.
The total expense for the hair touch-up is estimated to be more than $1000, insiders tell DRUDGE.
One source suggests the hairdresser was flown to Pittburgh on Teresa Heinz Kerry's 'Flying Squirrel', a Gulfstream V private jet.
[The 'Flying Squirrel' is worth about $35 million. A deluxe model; plasma TV, two bathrooms, fancy mahogany and burlwood paneling, gold-plated fixtures.]
"Senator Kerry thinks Isabelle does a superb job," a campaign source said.
Goetz grew up in a small town in eastern France. She also does Hillary Clinton's hair.
Now, I know what your going to say..George Bush has a hairdresser, a private jet, etc. Yes, I'm sure he does...but he does not tell me to protect the enviornment while he trashes it. JFK does. Hypocrite.
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He should do like me...... i cut my own hair and i have done it for the last 10 years.
yes.... i use a hairclipper......no im not balled...yes i look good
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Originally posted by Nilsen
He should do like me...... i cut my own hair and i have done it for the last 10 years.
yes.... i use a hairclipper......no im not balled...yes i look good
that last comment is purely subjective Nielson!
:D
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no its not.....ask my mom
*sulk*
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I thot Flip Flop was a man OF the people. Wouldnt going to a LOCAL hair place be more benifical to the LOCAL economy....not to mention he would be more visable to us common folk.
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He need to go back to the 70s beetle hair cut.....
lol.
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he did go to the local hairdresser... or atleast it got to be local once he got there.
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Probably getting more than a haircut....
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John Kerry got a haircut?
Quick, someone call Ken Starr!
AND waisted fuel?
Someone talk to the thousands that were stuck in their cars at the Daytona 500 because the prez wanted to have a photo op.
These are the important issues these days
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Originally posted by MrLars
John Kerry got a haircut?
Quick, someone call Ken Starr!
AND waisted fuel?
Someone talk to the thousands that were stuck in their cars at the Daytona 500 because the prez wanted to have a photo op.
These are the important issues these days
It goes to character....I kerry is telling people he's got a good environmental record but then flies his personal hair dresser out just to get a hair cut....wouldnt you say that's not really environmentally sound?
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mini-jfk pisses $100 bills .... you think he goes to Joe's barbershop for his doo?
but, never forget, he can relate to the "little ppl" ... LOL
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
wouldnt you say that's not really environmentally sound?
In politics we often compair one canidate against the other...
A Gulfstream gets far, far better fuel mileage than AF1.
So, JK 's use of a far more fuel efficent aircraft than his opponent is more enviromentaly benign...relatively.
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Originally posted by Nilsen
yes.... i use a hairclipper......no im not balled...yes i look good
We knew you didn't have balls...but, are you "bald"? (LOL Bohdi, flew over his header faster than a JSF..)
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Anybody who contributed anything at all to Kerry's appearance needs to be fined/fired/shot, depending on their level of involvement.
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Anybody who contributed anything at all to Kerry's appearance needs to be fined/fired/shot, depending on their level of involvement.
There was only so much Dr. Frankenstein could do to make his creation "acceptable" to his own standards, what makes you think these folks are giving their best shot? ;)
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A grand for a hair cut and he still looks like Herman Munster:)
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Perhaps the Electoral College does have a use still.
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Originally posted by -MZ-
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Lol, that'll be a cool site once it's up.
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It's up. :aok
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wow
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Ok, when 4/5 of the segments aren't under construction.