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Title: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: Ripsnort on April 28, 2004, 02:33:21 PM
Current bid $15,500.(He just wanted enough cash for a beer and a couple of mariner tickets) Read the story. This guys story was on the news last night.

Just a sample of whats written:
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Seeing as I have sworn off women for the time being and I ain’t friends with any, it left me holding the bag.  I took the liberty of blacking out my face - not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies and co-workers finding out about it.  I would never live it down.  Actually I didn’t think my head would fit in the neck hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair through there I could get my head in it.  Though, after looking at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat.  How do you women wear this crap? I only had to walk 3 feet and I tripped twice. Don’t worry ladies - I am wearing clothes on underneath it.  I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty.  So if it can make me feel pretty, it can make you feel pretty, especially on the most important day of your life, right?  Anyway, I was told to say it has a train and a veil and all kinds of shiny beady things.  I think it's funny that one picture makes it look like the chest plate off an Imperial Storm Trooper.  Did I mention that all I want is a ball game and beer?  Cheap at twice the price.  Ladies, you won’t regret this.  You may regret the dude you marry but not the dress.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63851&item=4146756343&rd=1&tc=photo

:lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol
Title: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: pugg666 on April 28, 2004, 02:53:45 PM
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115165

yesterday ;)
Title: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: moose on April 28, 2004, 03:02:26 PM
rip must be slipping in his old age ;)
Title: Re: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: strk on April 28, 2004, 08:38:11 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Current bid $15,500.(He just wanted enough cash for a beer and a couple of mariner tickets) Read the story. This guys story was on the news last night.

Just a sample of whats written:
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63851&item=4146756343&rd=1&tc=photo

:lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol


Wow Rip!! What are you going to do with all that money??
Title: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: lasersailor184 on April 28, 2004, 10:23:50 PM
Strk, it wasn't funny the first time, and no one even cracked a smile at it.

What makes you think it's different this time around?
Title: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: MaddDog on April 28, 2004, 11:09:01 PM
i smiled, then i laughed.
Title: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: Stoned Gecko on April 28, 2004, 11:21:05 PM
That is so freakin hillarious. I saved the page. It must never get lost!!
Title: How much for that wedding dress?
Post by: rpm on April 28, 2004, 11:21:32 PM
Gee Ripsnore, If ya gotta cut and pasty, pick what isn't already on the board.