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Post by: Furball on April 30, 2004, 01:15:25 PM
Every thread that is posted here is just turned into a pissing contest, its no fun here anymore.

Was good for a while, cya.

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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 01:29:18 PM
not every thread furball...dont leave :)
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 01:32:37 PM
It's the physics threads that really piss me off...:mad:
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Post by: ra on April 30, 2004, 01:33:04 PM
I can piss farther than anyone.
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Post by: Yeager on April 30, 2004, 01:37:54 PM
Joey, yever wonder why no one living in an arab country plays Aceshigh?
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Post by: stratman on April 30, 2004, 01:39:21 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
Joey, yever wonder why no one living in an arab country plays Aceshigh?


Too busy blowing themselves up?
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 01:40:45 PM
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Originally posted by ra
I can piss farther than anyone.


i would beat you anyday RA, but my "thing" is so long that i would proly be acused of cheating :cool:
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Post by: LePaul on April 30, 2004, 01:54:48 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
i would beat you anyday RA, but my "thing" is so long that i would proly be acused of cheating :cool:


Put that catheter away, "tiny"

:rofl
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 01:57:22 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
i would beat you anyday RA, but my "thing" is so long that i would proly be acused of cheating :cool:


Mine's so big, they have to use a bullet train to test my condoms.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 01:58:54 PM
they use mine to probe for black holes in space
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 02:02:48 PM
sounds painfull.

Mine still has snow on it in the summertime.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 02:05:50 PM
not painful.... it sucks everytime i find one tho :D
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2004, 02:05:54 PM
Time to get out the riding mower.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 02:07:12 PM
*ouch*
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Post by: MaddDog on April 30, 2004, 02:12:29 PM
lol nice skuzzy:aok
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Post by: Furious on April 30, 2004, 02:20:25 PM
Furball is correct.

A good portion of the posters, and some of the worst offenders, don't even play this game anymore.

...aren't there any better venues for these discussions??

Why HTC wants to host these vitriolic political/religious discussions is beyond me.
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Post by: myelo on April 30, 2004, 02:27:38 PM
It’s mostly just the political threads. What they should do is create a politics forum where everyone could throw down.

Then after about a week, Skuzzy could just ban the entire forum and everyone in it.
:)
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 02:28:14 PM
Im with Furious on this one
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 02:56:03 PM
mines so big it has its own gravity field
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Post by: Naso on April 30, 2004, 03:19:23 PM
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
mines so big it has its own gravity field


Everything has his own gravity field.

Try another one....

But this was nice, anyway.
:)
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Post by: Naso on April 30, 2004, 03:21:22 PM
Mine is so big that when I have an erection in my bed..

I have to issue a NOTAM, and warn the NASA.

:D
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Post by: Naso on April 30, 2004, 03:22:33 PM
No, NASA is not my wife.

;)
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2004, 03:24:30 PM
The mower may not be enough,...best get the weed-whipper out too.  Maybe the hedge trimmers.

Definately going to need the shovel,..maybe a D9 Cat as well.  It's getting deep fast.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 03:25:22 PM
yall better pray that mine doesnt "go off"...

*heads up!!!*

better have an umbrella with ya at all times
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:25:28 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
The mower may not be enough,...best get the weed-whipper out too.  Maybe the hedge trimmers.


OUCH!
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:27:29 PM
mines so big it's considered the 8th wonder of the world
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2004, 03:28:16 PM
Yep,..the D9 for sure.
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:29:08 PM
mines so big it's considered a soverighn nation AND it sends representitives to the U.N.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 03:30:20 PM
mine has its own dedicated server to deal with all the requests..



(anyone get that :cool: )
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2004, 03:30:43 PM
And where is the flag pole stuck?

Make it a couple of D9's.  Farmer's won't have to worry about fertilizer this year, that's for sure.
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Post by: stratman on April 30, 2004, 03:31:26 PM
Mine has its own ZIP code:D
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:31:33 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
And where is the flag pole stuck?

Make is a couple of D9's.


where ya think LOL
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Post by: rpm on April 30, 2004, 03:32:01 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Yep,..the D9 for sure.

Better make that a D9H. It's deep, too.
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Post by: stratman on April 30, 2004, 03:32:02 PM
waite we are talking bout ego's here right?:aok
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2004, 03:33:29 PM
Got that right RPM.  Seems some are grooming themselves for political office.  Only politicians and used car salesmen are known to hurl this much fertilizer around.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 03:34:09 PM
no...we never mentioned you MrBlack :D
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:37:54 PM
mine's soooo big it stretche's through time & space AND was the cause of the Big Bang




see ya beat that one......err NOT leterally
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Post by: stratman on April 30, 2004, 03:41:22 PM
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
mine's soooo big it stretche's through time & space AND was the cause of the Big Bang




see ya beat that one......err NOT leterally


might hve a winner:(
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2004, 03:43:28 PM
So Willcrd...it's a . then. :D
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:44:27 PM
oh good one:aok

however as with the univers MINE contiually expands with time. So as to always remain the biggest:p
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Post by: stratman on April 30, 2004, 03:44:32 PM
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Originally posted by stratman
might hve a winner:(


You have no idea how this paines me LOL
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:47:47 PM
BTw lorna said hi.

I....apologize

hmmm that didnt hurt
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2004, 03:48:51 PM
Willdcrd,..don't make me whip out the quantum physics books or I will have you inverted next. :D
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Post by: stratman on April 30, 2004, 03:48:59 PM
No harm no foul:aok
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:50:37 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Willdcrd,..don't make me whip out the quantum physics books or I will have you inverted next. :D


if ya do i'll whip out my handy dandy Mr. Scotts guide to the startrek univers book co-authored by Data
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Post by: stratman on April 30, 2004, 03:51:32 PM
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
if ya do i'll whip out my handy dandy Mr. Scotts guide to the startrek univers book co-authored by Data


Skuzzy is data
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:54:32 PM
what a drag! they killed off data so skuzzy must be.....B-Fore!
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 03:56:28 PM
actually mines soooo big it defie's alll known laws of physics...including the dreaded quantum ones:cool:
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 04:29:12 PM
ya'll just look out for them nasty wooddonuts :D
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 04:32:20 PM
Mine's soo big wooddonuts die in fright at the mere glimps of it:rofl
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Post by: Furious on April 30, 2004, 04:37:12 PM
Good thing we are having a serious discussion about a serious problem.
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 04:38:16 PM
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Originally posted by Furious
Good thing we are having a serious discussion about a serious problem.


Mines sooo big it's ALWAYS discussed seriously!:cool:
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 04:40:55 PM
well...mine is TAKEN seriously :D
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 04:43:37 PM
Mines so big it's NEVER taken...it takes as often as it wants to
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Post by: MaddDog on April 30, 2004, 05:04:03 PM
WOW, Willdcrd, :eek: something that bigs gotta be hard to keep clean, i bet you got ur own ecosystem on that bad boy, couple oceans, some theme parks, trees. Hell, i bet theres a minature society on something that big!

But then again we all know its only 8=D that big.:lol :rofl
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 05:05:36 PM
yeah...hes got one of those clamydia farms going :D
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Post by: GtoRA2 on April 30, 2004, 05:05:46 PM
Furious
 this problem of a guy who was just as big a part of the problem as anyone leaving the forum?


Whats to discuss?


Why discuss if you can not change a thing?
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 05:10:07 PM
be very careful GtoRA2... you are one post away from turning this thread into something serious again :)
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Post by: MaddDog on April 30, 2004, 05:11:50 PM
yea dont ruin it, this is funny stuff.:)
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 05:14:47 PM
mine is so big, Florida had to measure it twice.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 05:14:55 PM
hehe, i see there are more followers than posters :D
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 05:17:52 PM
hey, we wanted to get more serious, so I brought up politics...
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 05:19:26 PM
is it larege by Arnold standards or is just plain large ? ;)
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 05:22:20 PM
Well it is large. If I were a porn star, I could only do movies in letterbox.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 05:23:36 PM
yeah...but minewould only be half size in hig def :cool:
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Post by: GtoRA2 on April 30, 2004, 05:26:11 PM
Yeah like I want to hang around and here you talk about your


little  buddies?


Everyone knows mine is the biggest in America, and all you euro types can not compare.

Didn't the germans get all upset cause the standard condom size was to big?
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 05:28:10 PM
yeah, but norway didnt have anything to say ...we are not part of the EU


our condomes are still "viking" size :D
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 05:32:48 PM
mine is so Big it's considered a GOD in some culture's it has many followrs and preistess the head preistess has the honorable duty of cleaning it "it " gave her special powers so that she could clean it in a short time since it's soooo Big. It's also soo big as to defer to the head priestess in more mundane matters like going to get milk. since she makes it feel so special it is inclined to grant these requests...That's how Big it is
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 05:32:58 PM
little buddies?

I don't know about European standards, but mine is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 05:34:05 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Yeah like I want to hang around and here you talk about your


little  buddies?


Everyone knows mine is the biggest in America, and all you euro types can not compare.

Didn't the germans get all upset cause the standard condom size was to big?


sorry im in TEXAS and everybody knows everything in Texas is BIGGER
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 05:34:42 PM
and if we are going to bring God into it, mine is so big the Romans named their God, Simplyvs Hvges Giganticvs Erectia Dickvs, after it.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 30, 2004, 05:35:17 PM
King Kong jumped down from mine and to yours just before he reached the ground for a banana Holden :cool:
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 05:37:59 PM
This thread could easily pass 500 posts.  Probably by 05:00 gmt 01 May
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Post by: GtoRA2 on April 30, 2004, 05:38:16 PM
WilldCrd
 including the exaggerations about peewee size!


 We all know thats why everything ELSE has to be big.

Has a german posted anything so we can all laugh at them?
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 05:40:38 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
WilldCrd
 including the exaggerations about peewee size!


 We all know thats why everything ELSE has to be big.

Has a german posted anything so we can all laugh at them?


not yet I think we are all to BIG for them
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 05:41:25 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
and if we are going to bring God into it, mine is so big the Romans named their God, Simplyvs Hvges Giganticvs Erectia Dickvs, after it.


Mine is soo Big the name is way to long to post
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 06:22:31 PM
BIG  punt
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Post by: -Concho- on April 30, 2004, 06:33:50 PM
reminds me of an enzyte commercial.
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 06:36:08 PM
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Originally posted by -Concho-
reminds me of an enzyte commercial.


luckily im already living large and breathing easy with a generous swelling of pride and much desereved respect from the neighbors...hehe the neighbors wives that is:D
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 06:36:58 PM
Mine's much bigger than Smilin' Bob's...
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 06:38:31 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Mine's much bigger than Smilin' Bob's...


your gonna have to do better than that iffen u gonna hang with us
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Post by: stegor on April 30, 2004, 06:38:48 PM
mine is normal....but   can do his work anyway.......every day:rofl
You bunch of ego/noodle (choose what are you talking about) dweeb traffickers:D
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Post by: WilldCrd on April 30, 2004, 06:42:32 PM
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Originally posted by stegor
mine is normal....but   can do his work anyway.......every day:rofl
You bunch of ego/noodle (choose what are you talking about) dweeb traffickers:D


mine's so BIG he does his work SEVERAL times a day EVERY day the head priestess desires his essence of greatness often
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 30, 2004, 07:01:03 PM
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
your gonna have to do better than that iffen u gonna hang with us


What... I was answerin' the enzyte comment.  I have five or six good posts, and you kick me for a enzyte retort?

how about this one?

Mine is so big, it has a horizon.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on April 30, 2004, 09:02:41 PM
Holden
 The Horizon was a ****ty car, if it were as big as mine it would have a Caddy.
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Post by: CyranoAH on May 01, 2004, 02:11:52 AM
Mine's so big only those in the distant future will be able to see its end. :D
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Post by: Nash on May 01, 2004, 02:15:00 AM
Mine's so big that, while camping last year, it was involved in a painful beaver incident.
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Post by: Nilsen on May 01, 2004, 02:18:17 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
Mine's so big that, while camping last year, it was involved in a painful beaver incident.


lol...that can be read in atleast 2 ways :D
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Post by: Furball on May 01, 2004, 09:05:03 AM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2

 ... guy who was just as big a part of the problem as anyone leaving the forum?
 


talking about me? don't think so.
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Post by: stegor on May 01, 2004, 09:28:22 AM
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mine's so BIG he does his work SEVERAL times a day EVERY day


I wonder how developed your hand and arm have to be:aok
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Post by: Bodhi on May 01, 2004, 10:06:29 AM
Mine's so big that Jenna Jameson had to tell me to stop...
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Post by: 1wingnutone on May 01, 2004, 11:06:27 AM
mines only 4 inches...but most chicks don`t like it that wide:D
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Post by: Roscoroo on May 01, 2004, 12:16:49 PM
Mines still out there in the undiscovered country .