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Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 01, 2004, 02:09:40 PM
BMW drivers have more sex. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=6&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_germany_cars)

(http://www.callus.com/separatedatbirth/ronjeremy.jpg)
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on May 01, 2004, 02:13:00 PM
German, German BMW drivers.....
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Tarmac on May 01, 2004, 02:13:15 PM
Or they just like to talk about it more, such as by answering surveys or posting about it on flight sim bulletin boards.
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 01, 2004, 02:14:33 PM
Rubbish, youre just pissy cause all the skirts in Michigan are lumberjacks.
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on May 01, 2004, 02:16:18 PM
Anyway I've seen Ripsnorts pic, definite Porsche Boxer material for help in the sex dept rather than a crappy little BMW.
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 01, 2004, 02:18:49 PM
Personally, i think they got the Porsche stats wrong.

Should be 1.2 times per day - not per week.
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Tarmac on May 01, 2004, 02:22:51 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Rubbish, youre just pissy cause all the skirts in Michigan are lumberjacks.


But I'm a lumberjack, and that's ok.
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: pugg666 on May 01, 2004, 02:46:51 PM
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Should be 1.2 times per day - not per week.


Just noticed that those that drive Korean cars score on average of 1.5 times a week. Any Hundya drivers here?

Sorry Saur, you drive a P car don't ya? And before ya get yer panties in a bunch, I drive a Pontiac, so I'm not even on the chart ;)
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: SOB on May 01, 2004, 04:01:26 PM
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male BMW drivers say they have sex...

Yeah, BMW drivers say a lot of things.

BTW...I didn't know banana drove a BMW?
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: capt. apathy on May 01, 2004, 04:05:30 PM
they could get much higher averages if they'd ditch those cars and buy a much cheaper one,  less car payments and less insurance means less work, more free-time, and more time to get laid.
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Siaf__csf on May 01, 2004, 04:13:19 PM
The BMW drivers might lie in the questionnaire for the same reason they bought the BMW: an 'ego' extension.

Oh, I personally drive a mercedes.. :aok
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Post by: RedTop on May 01, 2004, 07:09:41 PM
Corvette drivers must be in there somewhere. ;)
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Munkii on May 01, 2004, 07:17:27 PM
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Originally posted by pugg666
Just noticed that those that drive Korean cars score on average of 1.5 times a week. Any Hundya drivers here?

Sorry Saur, you drive a P car don't ya? And before ya get yer panties in a bunch, I drive a Pontiac, so I'm not even on the chart ;)


Saur drives a 3 series too.. he's indirectly chest thumping. ;)
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: storch on May 01, 2004, 09:17:01 PM
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Chortle on May 01, 2004, 10:23:11 PM
The salamanders are on the outside of a Porcupine :)
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Post by: storch on May 01, 2004, 11:16:05 PM
we have a winner
Title: Re: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: AKcurly on May 01, 2004, 11:45:28 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
BMW drivers have more sex. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=6&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_germany_cars)

(http://www.callus.com/separatedatbirth/ronjeremy.jpg)


Ya know, that's a fair resemblance to Funky.  Better looking of course and younger, but really close.

curly
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Mini D on May 02, 2004, 12:25:09 AM
Don't fret saur... you're reading the data all wrong (you sappy 330i owner you)...

Ask the following question to a Porsche owner and a BMW owner:

Q: Is driving your car better than sex?

Porsche Answer: Yes
BMW Answer: Not really... they're both pretty bad but I lie and tell everyone it's great.
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: type_char on May 02, 2004, 01:50:04 AM
Rips new nickname, Ripper the zipper!

:rofl
Title: The REAL reason Rip's garage is carpeted?
Post by: Heretik on May 02, 2004, 02:33:49 AM
Of course if the survey had specified that sex with yourself didn't count, the results would have been very different. :aok