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Title: Humor
Post by: AKcurly on May 01, 2004, 11:47:33 PM

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. _"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Title: Humor
Post by: AKIron on May 02, 2004, 08:52:48 AM

LOL

Title: Humor
Post by: WilldCrd on May 02, 2004, 08:59:27 AM

LOL laughed so hard milk came through my nose!

Title: Humor
Post by: Udie on May 02, 2004, 09:03:04 AM

hehe :D

Title: Humor
Post by: Torque on May 02, 2004, 11:30:54 AM

If you can't pull the covers over her head you'd have to be in the lower bunk, the hot ones are stinky.

Title: Humor
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 02, 2004, 06:03:52 PM

:aok