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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on May 03, 2004, 09:41:24 AM

Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Ripsnort on May 03, 2004, 09:41:24 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=1&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_germany_cars


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BERLIN (Reuters) - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

   

The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.


Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.


Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.





:rofl :rofl
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Bodhi on May 03, 2004, 09:47:49 AM
Someone please explain to me how you can have sex .4 times a week....

:rolleyes:

frigging statistics
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: WilldCrd on May 03, 2004, 09:53:29 AM
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Originally posted by Bodhi
Someone please explain to me how you can have sex .4 times a week....

:rolleyes:

frigging statistics


well I suppose cause germen men are kinda tiny
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: straffo on May 03, 2004, 10:00:04 AM
That just prove that driving a BMW is not as pleasant/agreeable as driving a real car.

To compensate the poor BMW owner has to have sex  :p







according to this stats diving a french car is not really different :D
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Ripsnort on May 03, 2004, 10:12:16 AM
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Originally posted by straffo
That just prove that driving a BMW is not as pleasant/agreeable as driving a real car.

To compensate the poor BMW owner has to have sex  :p

 


I'll agree to that! :)
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Munkii on May 03, 2004, 10:20:12 AM
Wow, evidence points to BMW drivers all thinking alike.


http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115516&highlight=BMW
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: AcId on May 03, 2004, 10:20:25 AM
lol Rip......:D
Only because Hummer isn't part of that study :aok
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Post by: Nilsen on May 03, 2004, 10:24:26 AM
This explains why im a dad now :D

Time to get my gf to sell her beemer :mad:
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 03, 2004, 02:19:15 PM
Oh come on Rip - at least I added a creative element to my thread.  :aok
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Sixpence on May 03, 2004, 02:23:33 PM
What's a 6.9?
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 03, 2004, 02:25:24 PM
About what I'd rate my girl in the sack.
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: straffo on May 03, 2004, 02:25:58 PM
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Originally posted by Sixpence
What's a 6.9?


you're joking ????
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: AcId on May 03, 2004, 02:27:24 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
About what I'd rate my girl in the sack.


sorry to hear that Saur......assuming that 6.9 outta 10
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 03, 2004, 02:27:52 PM
6.9... Wait wait... I know.

Isnt that when the girl is standing on her head and youre throwing ice cubes at her?
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Mox on May 03, 2004, 02:32:18 PM
So Audi's second?  :)

Since I have two audi's does that mean a should have more sex than the average BMW owner who only has a single beemer?

Mox
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 03, 2004, 02:32:59 PM
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Originally posted by AcId
sorry to hear that Saur......assuming that 6.9 outta 10


Yeah.  Shes what we in the industry call 'repressed.'

Thats alright, the other one is a 9.6.
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Sixpence on May 03, 2004, 03:06:01 PM
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Originally posted by straffo
you're joking ????


Yeah, it's a period coming in the middle of a good thing.
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Ripsnort on May 03, 2004, 03:57:57 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Oh come on Rip - at least I added a creative element to my thread.  :aok


LOL! Yes, I noticed that :)
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: bigsky on May 03, 2004, 04:48:47 PM
interesting statistics but none of those cars really have room to have sex in.:D
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Post by: Sixpence on May 03, 2004, 06:37:30 PM
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Originally posted by bigsky
interesting statistics but none of those cars really have room to have sex in.:D


Neither does a '74' camaro
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: strk on May 04, 2004, 07:06:33 AM
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Neither does a '74' camaro


the hood works just fine
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Post by: -tronski- on May 04, 2004, 07:10:01 AM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
About what I'd rate my girl in the sack.


Losing points in the dismount perhaps?  :)

 Tronsky
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Post by: Nilsen on May 04, 2004, 07:58:13 AM
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Originally posted by bigsky
interesting statistics but none of those cars really have room to have sex in.:D


this one has

(http://www.snydersrv.com/Winnebago_Chieftain_92.jpg)
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: lazs2 on May 04, 2004, 08:06:56 AM
yeah but a survey of high schooll kids who don't even have cars shows that 98% of em have sex at least 5 times a week.   really... just ask em.

lazs
Title: Sorry Saurdaukar
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 04, 2004, 11:23:40 AM
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Originally posted by -tronski-
Losing points in the dismount perhaps?  :)

 Tronsky


Nah, she never wears the right uniform.