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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Gunslayer on December 29, 2000, 11:59:00 PM

Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: Gunslayer on December 29, 2000, 11:59:00 PM

New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!

Yes hot on the tails of many virtual AH pilots request for realism is the newest feature from Hitech Industries, The Realinator Chair!!!!! Yes the Realinator chair is the ultimate in flight sim combat realism. For a mere $3,995 the Realinator can be shipped straight to your door. But what does the Realinator chair do you ask. The answer is simple.

 Just sit in the chair and fire up Aces High. You will be captivated when you realize that when you get shot down the realinator chair actually KILLS YOU!!!! No more lousy ping sound effect, with Realinator real metal spikes pierce your vital organs when you get shot. Tired of wimpy force feedback effect? No problem, with realinator, when you crash into the carrier, it actually BREAKS YOUR SPINE!!!!

You'll be full of glee when you realize that blood running down your monitor isn't some texture mapped polygon, ITS YOUR SPLEEN!!!

Yes Realinator, the realistic combat experience you only get to have once!!!!!

Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: Mattibaby80 on December 30, 2000, 01:20:00 AM

.....and it dices and slices and also makes julien fries. (sorry dont know how to spell the last one)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: texace on December 30, 2000, 03:04:00 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "pilot kill"



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Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: Hans on December 30, 2000, 03:47:00 AM

I'm kinda curious to know if that thing comes with Virual Vixens CD......why you all looking at me like that?

I was just curious.  Really.  I'm not going to actually buy it.

.........Just forget I brought it up.

Hans.

Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: Animal on December 30, 2000, 05:03:00 AM

Oh boy cant wait to chute kill people using that chair!!!

Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: loser111 on December 30, 2000, 10:53:00 AM

gunslayer you fediddlein bastige!!! i spit my orange juice all over my frikken keyboard!! please warn me next time.. call the thread like "the funniest sh*t you have ever read in your whole lame life"

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Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: Gunslayer on December 30, 2000, 11:48:00 AM

Ahh LOser, but half the fun is the shock value !!!!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: New Ultra Realistic Feature That HTC is adding!!!!
Post by: pzvg on December 31, 2000, 07:07:00 AM

Evil,low,mean-spirited,pathetically appealing
to information superhighway crash site rubberneckers,without any redeeming moral feature whatsoever.
I like you,buy ya a beer if ever we meet (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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pzvg- "5 years and I still can't shoot"