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Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Hortlund on May 03, 2004, 02:27:06 PM
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...On the eve of the rollout of the new commercials, Mr. Kerry flew home to Massachusetts on Sunday for a few hours of down time in his Beacon Hill townhouse, but wound up taking a tumble during a 20-mile bike ride and suffered a minor scrape on his arm.

Mr. Kerry left his home in Boston wearing a helmet, a yellow T-shirt and bike shorts. Just before noon he passed a cluster of photographers who had been positioned by his campaign on Longfellow Bridge, over the Charles River. He was trailed by three Secret Service bodyguards on bicycles and others in a chase car...



Looks like there is a 4th Purple Heart coming...
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Yeager on May 03, 2004, 03:02:03 PM
Looks like there is a 4th Purple Heart coming...
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maybe this time they will send him back to vietnam and learn how to be a real soldier.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: hawker238 on May 03, 2004, 03:03:56 PM
Now their actually on the offensive to cover for Bush's war record!
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Sixpence on May 03, 2004, 03:03:57 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
maybe this time they will send him back to vietnam and learn how to be a real soldier.


Word has it he will be joining the guard and sent to Alabama to intercept Iraqi strategic bombers while working on a republican campaign.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Capt. Pork on May 03, 2004, 03:32:40 PM
He should have used his hairdo to break the fall.
Title: Re: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Nash on May 03, 2004, 03:52:45 PM
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Kerry falls off his bike.


Bush chokes on a pretzel.

Muah...

Muaha....

MAUAHAHA....

MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh what funny stuff.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Staga on May 03, 2004, 03:54:58 PM
Hortlund shouldn't you be bombing some desert with nukes? :rofl
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: vorticon on May 03, 2004, 03:59:47 PM
so whats the big deal? everyone falls off there bike on occasion...
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: ra on May 03, 2004, 04:09:41 PM
Who cares if he fell off?  The most important thing is that he rides a ghey Tour de France bike, not a mountain bike like a real American.  Whatta commie.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: vorticon on May 03, 2004, 04:16:23 PM
ra...it seems the fact that an american won the last tour de france is lost to you...and mountain bikes are meant for mountain biking
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Lizking on May 03, 2004, 04:17:09 PM
Yeah, Vorticon, but most people don't assembe the press to observe it.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: ra on May 03, 2004, 04:27:50 PM
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Originally posted by vorticon
ra...it seems the fact that an american won the last tour de france is lost to you...and mountain bikes are meant for mountain biking

It's not lost to me, it's just that like 98% of Americans I don't care that Neil Armstrong won the Tour de France.  And those skinny little bikes with the wedge-o-matic seats are for Euro commies.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: vorticon on May 03, 2004, 04:28:46 PM
which is exactly the problem with the media...
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: vorticon on May 03, 2004, 04:29:37 PM
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Originally posted by ra
It's not lost to me, it's just that like 98% of Americans I don't care that Neil Armstrong won the Tour de France.  And those skinny little bikes with the wedge-o-matic seats are for Euro commies.


lance armstrong
:rolleyes:
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: deSelys on May 03, 2004, 04:29:45 PM
Wow, I didn't know Neil Armstrong had a second career...:lol
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: SOB on May 03, 2004, 04:31:46 PM
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Originally posted by vorticon
lance armstrong
:rolleyes:

exactly...who gives a crap.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: straffo on May 03, 2004, 04:41:04 PM
Damm I thought it was Louis !
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Udie on May 03, 2004, 04:50:03 PM
I equate Kerry's falling off his bike to Dole falling off the stage.  I see viagra commercials in Kerry's future.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 03, 2004, 05:04:44 PM
in
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Yeager on May 03, 2004, 05:20:31 PM
As much as they would love to, the left simply cant prove Bush was AWOL, or even late for dinner.... but common people know Kerry was a political traitor towards his own men still waging war in Vietnam while he ran and hid from battle after 4 months on PT-109 and a self inflicted toenail scrape to the forearm.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Staga on May 03, 2004, 05:34:14 PM
So is "Purple Heart" worthless crap; looks like they were giving them for free?

Is GWB having few of them or did he miss the opportunity to get one?
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Thud on May 03, 2004, 05:40:19 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
As much as they would love to, the left simply cant prove Bush was AWOL, or even late for dinner.... but common people know Kerry was a political traitor towards his own men still waging war in Vietnam while he ran and hid from battle after 4 months on PT-109 and a self inflicted toenail scrape to the forearm.


We have a winner.

Bush was hiding from a safe little stint with the ANG and Kerry was somewhere on a PT in a delta in Vietnam and yet someone manages to turn it all around...

You are hereby awarded the trophy for most alienated, disrespectful and persistant idiot in the face of overwhelming odds (or evidence). Since you've managed to win this prestigious price three consecutive times you have earned the right the take it home and place it on top of the fireplace.

.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Thrawn on May 04, 2004, 12:14:01 AM
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Originally posted by Yeager
maybe this time they will send him back to vietnam and learn how to be a real soldier.


Kerry was awarded a Brozen and Silver cross in vietnam.

Were you or Bush awarded any gallentry medals there?
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 04, 2004, 12:15:45 AM
Unless they have funny pics I don't care.  IMHO the one of him catching a football like a chick is priceless.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Nash on May 04, 2004, 12:19:16 AM
Maybe Kerry woulda been more inspired to catch it like a REAL man if he had Bush on the side in his cheerleader uniform saying b-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e!
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 04, 2004, 12:25:58 AM
Kerry is one of those guys who would have to stand in front of the mound to throw out the first pitch.  If I ever get to do that, I will demand to be allowed to throw in the pen beforehand.  Full windup, and I will throw a strike.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: urbMAW on May 04, 2004, 12:26:05 AM
Joh Francois Kerry...

LMFAo...he threw "his" or  "someones" medals ..err or ribons..err or.... over the fence...

Now the Hanois..get to play these films in front of American POWS...WAY TO HELP YOUR FELLOW SOLDIERS.......great tactic...

Im thinking he and the rest of the Vietnam BAby spittn hippies coudl of thought of a differnt way...


owell..anyone have tha pic of Hanoi Kerry with Hanoi JAne?


btw it also reminds me off..Ted (traitor)kendy falling over the canal at chapaquidik...


Love
Hurbert
xoxo
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Nash on May 04, 2004, 12:28:52 AM
shreck eff urb. We're talkin' ball.

I'm with ya funked.

In fact I think those two should give up one of the debates and instead do some one on one.

Kerry'd spank Bush.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: SOB on May 04, 2004, 12:29:25 AM
Wow.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 04, 2004, 12:30:35 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
shreck eff urb. We're talkin' ball.

I'm with ya funked.

In fact I think those two should give up one of the debates and instead do some one on one.

Kerry'd spank Bush.


I don't think dubya was quite the jock his dad was.  Ford would smoke them all.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 04, 2004, 12:31:03 AM
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Originally posted by vorticon
so whats the big deal? everyone falls off there bike on occasion...


Yea but on a tricycle??:rofl
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Nash on May 04, 2004, 12:32:29 AM
Hmm... yah.... I can't think past Ford in terms of athletes.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 04, 2004, 12:33:26 AM
Just wait until we have The Presinator.
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Dnil on May 04, 2004, 12:39:53 AM
RA that was brilliant.  Snagged a good one. :)
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Nash on May 04, 2004, 12:42:53 AM
Bah, forget Arnold. He is big and lumbering. In these times, what ya want is agility and a Ninja like awareness.

Notice Leiberman catching a fly in his hand without even blinking.

(http://www.jsonline.com/news/image00/liebbig110600.jpg)
Title: Kerry falls off his bike
Post by: Coolridr on August 11, 2004, 07:31:31 PM
a little more recent