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Title: Amusing Article in Local Paper
Post by: Drifter1234 on May 05, 2004, 08:09:22 AM
Mom's Right!
Underwear Is Important.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.......
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Title: Amusing Article in Local Paper
Post by: 101ABN on May 05, 2004, 08:14:47 AM
ha ha ha, excellent!!:lol :aok
Title: Amusing Article in Local Paper
Post by: ravells on May 05, 2004, 09:05:07 AM
Urban myth, I'm afraid.

Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp)

But still a fun story! :)

Ravs
Title: Amusing Article in Local Paper
Post by: gofaster on May 05, 2004, 11:14:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ravells
Urban myth, I'm afraid.


Yes, I wondered how the wife wasn't able to:

(a) recognize her husband's clothes;
(b) recognize her husband's legs; and
(c) recognize her husband's bits and pieces.
Title: Amusing Article in Local Paper
Post by: Hawklore on May 05, 2004, 11:30:04 AM
:lol :rofl