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Title: Things in Jars
Post by: Dune on May 07, 2004, 11:35:58 AM: http://www.morbidtendencies.com/art-buy-main.html#jars
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: ravells on May 07, 2004, 11:53:17 AM: You can just imagine having something like that in the fridge, a party with loads of drink and then someone getting the munchies at 3 a.m..

Ravs
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: mosgood on May 07, 2004, 12:32:49 PM: Hmm... that reminds me of a story :D

When I was working in Austin, TX I had a co-worker friend that was a lesbian.

One night while having a beer after work with her and a few other people, her girlfriend showed up to join us. I had never met her before and almost took off running when she came to the table. Purple spiked hair, nose and tongue rings and all kinda of other freaky stuff. It was strange because my co-worker looked like a normal girl.

So, I'm listening to this freak talk about her day at the hospital... turns out she was an RN. Then she gets around to telling me about a jar collection she keeps and is always on the lookout to expand it. She asks me if I would be willing to contribute..... so I say cautiously "uhhh.... what do I have to do?" not really sure where this was going.... she says she has this little fetish and wants me to **** in a jar so she can keep it!! This woman collected jar of human **** from different people that she found interesting! What kind of world has people in it that does these things!!!!
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: SunKing on May 07, 2004, 12:57:44 PM: Is she German?
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: mosgood on May 07, 2004, 12:59:24 PM: LOL I have no idea

..... why?
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: SunKing on May 07, 2004, 01:17:18 PM: Having my innocence stolen from me and being desensitized by the net it seems that style of pron is big over there. Just putting 2 and 2 together.
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: gofaster on May 07, 2004, 01:59:47 PM: I believe the word for that is "scatology".

And it is rather nasty, but I would suppose a nurse who changes bedpans for a living would be desensitized after awhile.
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: Lizking on May 07, 2004, 02:10:10 PM: You have never heard the hit single?

http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/poop_in_a_jar.htm
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: ravells on May 07, 2004, 02:24:53 PM: mosgood, she'll probably be able to sell her 'collection' for a fortune as some kind of weird modern art piece.

I can just see the transaction:

Buyer: 'I'll pay you $3,000 for your collection'.

Lesbian collector: '$3,000! Don't take the piss!'

Ravs
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: txmx on May 07, 2004, 02:26:46 PM: Pardone me can you pass the grey poop on LOL.
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: mosgood on May 07, 2004, 02:28:04 PM: ROFL!!!!
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: SOB on May 07, 2004, 04:26:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mosgood
she says she has this little fetish and wants me to **** in a jar so she can keep it!! This woman collected jar of human **** from different people that she found interesting! What kind of world has people in it that does these things!!!!

So, was it hard to **** in the jar? I'd think it'd be tough to drop the loaf dead-center.
Title: Things in Jars
Post by: mosgood on May 07, 2004, 05:11:07 PM: Well, after making the appropriate adjustments for windage and altitude... it's not really that hard. ;)