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Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Capt. Pork on May 09, 2004, 03:30:59 AM
3 less than pretty(lightly-put) girls inside of 96 hours, two of them without alcohol assistance. All three are good friends of a family member.


I feel dirty and tired, and would never think of sharing this outside of the BB....

Anyone got similar situations, or, perhaps, worse, or, perhaps better?

Please share
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on May 09, 2004, 03:33:39 AM
Sometime you have to wonder whether inventing the internet was actually a good thing.....
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Creamo on May 09, 2004, 04:53:53 AM
Huh?!
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Nilsen on May 09, 2004, 05:29:04 AM
i cant find anything clever to say
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: lada on May 09, 2004, 05:30:22 AM
parents didnt teach you to not have a sex before marry ?

.. uhh but you are probably marry

:D




this fit well...

sh|t doesnt just happen, sh|t takes time, sh|t takes efford



anyway my personal point of view is, if their knew your wife and they had no problem to do it, they arent not worth of cares.

You can just hope, they will not share that expeience with each other :cool:
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: SOB on May 09, 2004, 05:41:00 AM
This is what happens when you don't follow the teachings of Jesus.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: lada on May 09, 2004, 05:42:18 AM
yeah SOB may be he should go to church and buy indulgence  :D
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Gixer on May 09, 2004, 06:40:48 AM
Shagged my girlfriends younger sister and her best friend in the same week.  :D



...-Gixer
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Tuomio on May 09, 2004, 09:38:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gixer
Shagged my girlfriends younger sister and her best friend in the same week.  :D


When you start dating, you get stack of 3 goals, 1. Girlfriend 2. Her sister 3. Her mother. When checkpoint is completed, it moves underneath the stack and good studs get a second go-around.

3 girls in 96 hours? Yay! Ugly? Whats that gotta do with anything, dont marry them. Man is born with sneaking skills for a reason. ;)
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: majic on May 09, 2004, 09:51:14 AM
Worst I ever did was ex-girlfriend's friend and that girls friend in the same night.  Ahh, college, I miss it so...
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: DiabloTX on May 09, 2004, 09:56:24 AM
I've had 2 opportunities with GF's mothers but I turned them both down.  Just wouldn't be right and I would have felt bad.  Besides, if the daughter doesn't want to join, whats the point?

;)
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Leslie on May 09, 2004, 10:04:04 AM
You are a stud Diablo!!!:D
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 09, 2004, 10:12:56 AM
I could tell ya's but it would get heavily moderated. And my stories would probably blow your minds :D

But at least they were willing.

Cant tell ya's the second third 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th or 10th either.
But at least they were willing. Again and again

Somwhere in the teens between 10th and 20th I'd haveta say

Rat tail hair brush.
Much to my amazement, she loved it
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Chairboy on May 09, 2004, 10:36:53 AM
So, I was volunteering at a hospice...
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: WilldCrd on May 09, 2004, 11:05:33 AM
did GF 3 hrs later did GF's mom at Moms secret apt hideaway that she shared with her bestest freind...did mom and her bestest freind that weekend life was good at 21

oh shameful? never did a ten but one night i did 5 twoes and i think that outta count as a positive acheivement
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: MaddDog on May 09, 2004, 12:54:48 PM
WOW, those gotta be some kina record!:lol :rofl
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: rpm on May 09, 2004, 01:18:35 PM
This one time at Band Camp...
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Regular on May 09, 2004, 01:41:07 PM
They had asked me to volunteer at the Special Olympic's.
I accepted...
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: IK0N on May 09, 2004, 01:55:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Regular
They had asked me to volunteer at the Special Olympic's.
I accepted...


I hope you dont add to that!
somethngs better left in the Vault...

IKON
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Nilsen on May 09, 2004, 02:49:17 PM
Either alot of you write scripts for pron movies or you see alot of them....take your pick.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Nilsen on May 09, 2004, 02:51:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lada
parents didnt teach you to not have a sex before marry ?

.. uhh but you are probably marry

:D




this fit well...

sh|t doesnt just happen, sh|t takes time, sh|t takes efford



anyway my personal point of view is, if their knew your wife and they had no problem to do it, they arent not worth of cares.

You can just hope, they will not share that expeience with each other :cool:


not married, but i don't think i have a say in the matter for much longer. gf is getting the urge and usually I just say "yes honey"
Title: Re: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: LePaul on May 09, 2004, 03:47:21 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Capt. Pork
3 less than pretty(lightly-put) girls inside of 96 hours, two of them without alcohol assistance. All three are good friends of a family member.


I feel dirty and tired, and would never think of sharing this outside of the BB....

Anyone got similar situations, or, perhaps, worse, or, perhaps better?

Please share


Killing time til the STD Clinic opens?

:rofl
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Stoned Gecko on May 09, 2004, 07:45:39 PM
Well, I'm not sure if these would count as shamefull since I'm not ashamed of either one and can't really pick which one I like more.

1) Fornicating with my GF at a time in the back seat of my car in a church parking lot.

2) Fornicating with a girl I met 3 hours ago on my friend's couch with her mom and lil sister sleeping in the other room and her mom's BF trying to sleep on the floor behind the couch.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Thrawn on May 09, 2004, 07:57:34 PM
When I was a teenager I sex with my girlfriend on that statue of Queen Victoria on Parliment Hill...oh wait, I'm totally proud of that.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: SirLoin on May 09, 2004, 08:08:45 PM
No cumment.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Curval on May 09, 2004, 09:16:57 PM
I once performed the "Ooooops" method, from SOB's video, sucessfully...no, wait, I'm proud of that too.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 09, 2004, 09:30:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
So, I was volunteering at a hospice...


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Dnil on May 09, 2004, 11:05:41 PM
The USS Lexington museum in Corpus Christi.  I was a volunteer and helped put most of the aircraft together.  

One cold day I was on deck in the cockpit of the A-3.  The GF at the time decides to come suprise me.  That day it really was a cockpit and I believe the aircraft was telling me something as my GF would soon turn into a whale.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: MrCoffee on May 09, 2004, 11:16:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gixer
Shagged my girlfriends younger sister and her best friend in the same week.  :D


You are scandalous. :D All of you. :D

(http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mrcoffee/lovingwithcoffee.jpg)
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Wolfala on May 09, 2004, 11:22:25 PM
Did my ex g/f's old roomate. Slept with my student while I was a physics TA and she had a 1 yr old. Nailed a 38 yr old ex olympic diver when I was 19. My first was a nympho - so I guess I had good teachers leading upto the former.

Wolf
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Nilsen on May 10, 2004, 01:50:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dnil
The USS Lexington museum in Corpus Christi.  I was a volunteer and helped put most of the aircraft together.  

One cold day I was on deck in the cockpit of the A-3.  The GF at the time decides to come suprise me.  That day it really was a cockpit and I believe the aircraft was telling me something as my GF would soon turn into a whale.


imagine what alot of people would see if the ejection seat was armed and one of you managed to activate it during.... :D

wohoooooooooooooo.....oooops!!!!
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Siaf__csf on May 10, 2004, 03:07:15 AM
The fact that he did 3 ugly ones in 96 hours is not shameful. But being desperate enough to shag 3 total dogs is.

:lol
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: YUCCA on May 10, 2004, 03:22:26 AM
If any of you get into some of these situations i want you to ask:

"What would Jesus Do?"

(http://198.62.75.1/www1/apparitions/http:/jesus.gif)

:rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :rofl
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: ravells on May 10, 2004, 05:23:12 AM
Turn the other cheeks?

Ravs
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: DiabloTX on May 10, 2004, 05:36:24 AM
"Oh God! Oh God! Yesssss! Oh God! OHHHH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*ding*

"Yes son?"

;)
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: midnight Target on May 10, 2004, 08:52:22 AM
Would getting a hummer from a married woman while she was on the phone with her husband qualify?

THe conversation went something like:
ummhmmmmm. ummmhmmmm, emmhmmmm.

I hate myself for that one.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Udie on May 10, 2004, 09:02:18 AM
Picked up an 18 year old at the nuthouse and "dated" her for 2 weeks.  That was pretty damn shamefull being that I was 33 at the time and she lived at home with her parents that were old enough to be my brother and sister :rolleyes:

 Damn I prolly should have married her :D
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: mosgood on May 10, 2004, 09:14:02 AM
WOW!

I had no idea computer nerds where such studs!!  
:rolleyes:




I guess ya'll just tell them that you fly fighters huh?  ;)
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Udie on May 10, 2004, 09:24:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Would getting a hummer from a married woman while she was on the phone with her husband qualify?

THe conversation went something like:
ummhmmmmm. ummmhmmmm, emmhmmmm.

I hate myself for that one.


 well, you weren't married were you? and as long as she was in a a diferent state than her husband I think you're ok man. :D
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: midnight Target on May 10, 2004, 09:27:46 AM
Nope-and yep. Thanks, I feel better now.
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: gofaster on May 10, 2004, 09:28:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MrCoffee
You are scandalous. :D All of you. :D

(http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mrcoffee/lovingwithcoffee.jpg)


LOL!  That's one of the funniest scenes in that movie.

"Ah! Peter! Yeeee-ahh, have you gotten those TPS reports finished yet?  That would be just superrrrr."
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: gofaster on May 10, 2004, 09:32:42 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Either alot of you write scripts for pron movies or you see alot of them....take your pick.


Well, I was an innocent teen male in this detention center and the counsellor gave me a choice of either 5 more months for bad behavior on a totally trumped-up charge, or working at a mansion for a widow and her teenage daughter for 3 months during the Summer....
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Red Tail 444 on May 10, 2004, 02:45:35 PM
This must be the Liberal thread...:rofl

As for my sordid past, I would like to leave those skeletons in the closet...

and no not THAT closet, you dirty scumbags ....:lol
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Capt. Pork on May 10, 2004, 02:46:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by gofaster
Well, I was an innocent teen male in this detention center and the counsellor gave me a choice of either 5 more months for bad behavior on a totally trumped-up charge, or working at a mansion for a widow and her teenage daughter for 3 months during the Summer....


What was the charge?

Was the daughter taggable?
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 10, 2004, 02:55:28 PM
Once when I was Mayor of Portland, I did this 14 year old...

Had to quit my job the other day because of it.:(
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: gofaster on May 10, 2004, 03:02:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Capt. Pork
What was the charge?

Was the daughter taggable?


Its always a trumped-up charge and the daughter is always taggable. :p
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: SOB on May 10, 2004, 03:10:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Once when I was Mayor of Portland, I did this 14 year old...

Had to quit my job the other day because of it.:(

LOL, Neil, you've been a bad bad boy.  Next step, disbarred!
Title: Most shamefull experience with a female(s)
Post by: 2stony on May 10, 2004, 04:06:12 PM
Was at a party and shagged a gal in one of the bedrooms. After the party was over, her friend was giving both of us a ride home. I wispered to the driver to take the gal I shagged home first. After dropping her off, we went down to the lake where she proceded to lick off the first gal's juice.

Gotta love it!

:aok :rofl