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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: muckmaw on May 10, 2004, 11:33:21 AM
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This is a bit personal, but then again, we're talking about a online BBS here.
Anyway, my wife and I were having a discussion...actually, I was complaining about the less frequency of our....interactions...shall we say.
Being that she is 5 months pregnant and has a fragile pregnancy, ol' muck here ain't fired his 50 in 3 months.
Anywaty, she said only 1 of her married friends has sex more than once a week.
So the question to the married guys, willing to answer...how often do you drop troops in her map room?
Also, how old are you folks and do you have kids?
This is an unscientific Muck-survey.
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I forgot to mention...I'm going to show these replies to my wife as evidence that yes...married people are having more than us.
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ok then I'll answer truthfully, we have been married 27 yrs this June. we are both 47 years of age. We have relations 2-3 times per week consistently, more if the kids aren't around making noise. We have 3 kids 1 is married the other two are still at home the youngest is 13. We had copious amounts of sex when she was pregnant right up until the last week. Sex is not only fun and necessary to proper mental function:) it is also very safe while soon to be mom is pregnant.:aok
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in a couple months we will have been married 20 yrs. things are kinda weird right now due to my injuries, so it's less than half of our normal frequncy.
but normally, every day I'm in town (out of town maybe 40-50 nights a year), more on weekends or days we both have off work. obviusly if either of us is sick we sometimes skip those days.
I don't know how some people get by on once a week or even a few I know who go once a month.
I turn into a mean bastard after about 2 days without.
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
in a couple months we will have been married 20 yrs. things are kinda weird right now due to my injuries, so it's less than half of our normal frequncy.
but normally, every day I'm in town (out of town maybe 40-50 nights a year), more on weekends or days we both have off work. obviusly if either of us is sick we sometimes skip those days.
I don't know how some people get by on once a week or even a few I know who go once a month.
I turn into a mean bastard after about 2 days without.
So can I mark you down for 4-6 times per week?
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im 30 and she is 28 and we have a 3 yr old daughter. she is 6 months pregnant and she cant get enough. i love it!! 2-3 times during the week and on the weekends forget about it. she says that being pregnant makes her... more in the mood. :aok
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
I don't know how some people get by on once a week or even a few I know who go once a month.
I turn into a mean bastard after about 2 days without.
Rgr that, 2-3 days is about the most I could tolerate.
Every day huh? u da man!!!
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I'll probably skew the average but I've only been married for 11 months. On an average I'd say twice a day.
I'm 26 and my wife is 23, no kids.
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Originally posted by 101ABN
im 30 and she is 28 and we have a 3 yr old daughter. she is 6 months pregnant and she cant get enough. i love it!! 2-3 times during the week and on the weekends forget about it. she says that being pregnant makes her... more in the mood. :aok
i'm getting depressed.:(
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a lady is pregnant with triplets. one day the triplets were conversing.
#1. what do you want to be when you get out of here and grow up?
#2. I dunno I guess a Doctor cause a Doctor has been helping Mom and that's noble.
#1. Ya that's nice, I want to be a Lawyer because Lawyers sometimes help people and that's noble.
#1. & 2. What about you #3.?
#3. * scratches his chin in deep thought* I want to be a pugilist.
#1. & 2. ????? a PUGILIST!!!! WHY?????
#3. Cuz I'm gonna beat the crap outta that guy that comes in here spitting on us three times a day.
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I drop troops every other day or so. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes the wife is involved, sometimes she isn't - she's got her own schedule if you know what I mean. Any guy that tells you he can hold his load for more than 7 days is a damn liar (or needs to see a doctor about his fertility problem). And keep this in mind: you gotta sluff off the dead ones to make room for the fresh ones. There's a reason the Internet porn industry is doing so well; a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
One thing, though. I wouldn't do a pregnant woman in a traditional position. Take the opportunity to explore different positions and techniques, if you catch my drift.
Here ya go. I'm posting this strictly for medicinal purposes.
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/GA03/8976.jpg)
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SV/SV8463.jpg)
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/LAF02/LA8660.jpg)
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/ON2/ON661.jpg)
And in case she howls and objects and you decide to play for the other team:
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/LO4/265.jpg)
edit: There will now be a 5 minute pause until someone replies to this message. :lol
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Married almost 10 years we're both 33, no kids and we both work 45 to 65 hours a week.
3 to 6 times a week.
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I take about 4 fields a week max... I could take 10-14 if she'd let me:P But after 15 years of marriage I feel lucky compared to friends that get it once a year
IKON
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once a year without a medical reason? I'd feel divorced.
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I get slapped if I try to spawn camp more than once a week.
She is 47 and Im 46 sat night is when we pencil in the time LOL.
But my first marriage now theres a lust story for ya hell twice a night on avg.
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Does qualifying for "sex" have to involve her in your poll, Muck? :p
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I'll tell ya what If she's having a complicated pregnancy I can surly understand why her "hanger doors are closed"
My wife was EXTREMLY wanting alot more "flight time" while she was pregnent
BUT (this is were you are going to cry)
Most woman AFTER pregnancy dont want any "stick time" AT ALL for about 6 months. Has somthing to do with their hormones being AFU.
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Originally posted by muckmaw
Anywaty, she said only 1 of her married friends has sex more than once a week.
well im not Ace in sutch matters, but i do not see any logical relation between her friends needs and needs of you 2.
Question is does she feel need often (even if you will turn&burn around her for a while).... Its like.. one of my friends is having bath once a week, so we shall not waste water honey :D
i buttuer shut up on this one :D
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No No, I could use all the advice I can get on this one.
As a matter of fact, I was thinking about some of the board members last night when the wife and I were dicussing the problem.
My first thought was, "Geez, some of the guys on the board are such great debaters...I wish I could let them go to bat for me..."
No such luck.
Anyway, I'm not feeling any better. As a matter of fact you 3X a week boys are making me feel worse!!!
You know what I need...honestly...2 Quickies..I settle for a handy...a week...and something with some Victoria's secret involved once a week.
Am I asking too much? I don't think so.
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
I'll tell ya what If she's having a complicated pregnancy I can surly understand why her "hanger doors are closed"
My wife was EXTREMLY wanting alot more "flight time" while she was pregnent
BUT (this is were you are going to cry)
Most woman AFTER pregnancy dont want any "stick time" AT ALL for about 6 months. Has somthing to do with their hormones being AFU.
OMFG!!!:eek:
You do realize this would put my "Mustang" in the hangar well into 2005!!!
Seriously, would an extra-mariatl one-nighter be justified here?
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Been married over 20 years... frequency is 3+ times a week. My wife kicked into second gear somewhere at mid-30 and I have to work to keep up. If it was solely up to her, it would be daily, if not twice daily (or more).
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Muck...I have felt your pain bro. I even posted a "Me so Horny" thread over at Chk. 6 during my "trial by pregnancy".
Now...the wife was very generous right up until month 8 of the 3rd pregnancy. Then all went cold.
Baby was born in January. Things are just beginning to return to normal now.....thank GOD.
Now...we were both watching a show once, not too long ago, that stated that the average couple has sex 3 times a week. We (more accurately "I") use this as a guage. If we have sex less than that I make it quite obvious to her that we are below "normal". If more, I just keep quiet. ;)
Our sex life does go in spurts though (forgive the pun). Sometimes we are like rabbits and are at it 6 or 7 times a week. Other times 1 or 2. It is never static.
The wife just discovered "lunch sex" though...which is going to be awesome. Having 3 really young kids has definately prevented us from being able to enjoy sex as much as we would like. The wife is constantly tired from getting up throughout the nights with the baby and then taking care of her during the day, while also cleaning, cooking etc. She also does more than her fair share of work with the two boys.
So, starting this past Friday we have added 2 days a week of lunch sex. Wednesdays (squad night....her suggestion) and Fridays.
She gets the baby to sleep and jumps into the shower right after calling me to tell me to come home.
It is pretty darn cool, I gotta say.
Only thing is....I feel like a glazed donut when I get back to work.
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Depends on which map is up in the CT.
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Anything over 3x a day and I feel chafed.
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Married 20 years, one child, not living at home, and we have sex once a year, and once a year ONLY. :D You might wonder why I'm so happy about it...:D I mean, only having sex once a year, you'd think I'd be pretty bummed out...:D Ordinarily I would be... but.... :D
Today's the Day!! WOO HOO!!! :D :aok
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Originally posted by muckmaw
Seriously, would an extra-mariatl one-nighter be justified here?
Absolutely, that is a terrific idea! And you should be sensitive about it too. Once you've found a compatible 'ho, you'll naturally have to bang her to be sure, introduce her to the wife. Let your wife know that you understand that her needs are different than your needs, and that you're doing this because you love her and you don't want her to feel pressured to give you sex when she isn't "in the mood". If you have any extra room in the house, or better yet a room above the garage, you could house your reserve 'tang there for convenience. Again, as a courtesy to your wife, so that you're always close to home, even when banging the backup. Let me know how it turns out!
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Seriously, would an extra-mariatl one-nighter be justified here?
no.
for myself anyway, I'd leave before I'd cheat.
also a nice rule of thumb if you are considering it. if you cheat and get caught, the odds of keeping the curent one are fairly slim. if you wanted to, you could easily justify it and keep the new one.
so the question is- would you be trading up or down?
any time I've been tempted I roll that question around in my head. 20 years and I haven't found one that I would consider as "trading up"
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It probably depends on how healthy your relationship is. There were parts in my marriage where I went 6 months without doing anything. Oddly enough the last few years of the marriage the sex was pretty regular. Anything over twice a week for me was just too much. When I was a kid sure all the time was fun but jeez its just sex.
During a counselling session once we had to each write down on a piece of paper how much sex during a week would satisfy us....our answeres surprised each other....and its quite common for get the roles reversed. I.E. the women actually wants more of it then the man.
After the divorce I didnt want to get near another women, the ex on the otherhand would jump anything that moved and often did.
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I was in my 40's when I got married, first time for me, 2nd time for my wife.
We made almost 5 months without missing a day, weekends we ate & went back to bed. 4 - 5 a day on weekends was just average.
Now she's going through the big change and its anywhere from twice a week to once a month.
Muck, your a good man, so be one.
Cheating IMO is cheating, breaks all deals, contracts, etc.
Tough it out, this too will pass.
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btw- a little extra ammo in case you need it.
if she's a church going girl, she might be interested to know that the Bible says the only valid reasons for married people not to have sex is for sickness or spiritual fasting.
sorry, I remember most everything I read but I'm not any good at all for quoting chapter and verse. but seeing as how you have all this extra pent-up frustration and energy to burn off, you could likely find it on your own.
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this gonna solve all your problems
Here we go (http://www.dolphinsex.org/)
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Im 39 soon 40 beeing away from my wife 4 days a week.
So when im back in the weekends, we usually have fun(the word) 2 or 3 times in those 2 days.
Dont know how it is normally If ive been home the whole week but prolly the same. (I have no reason to brag, I am to old for that) :D
hrmmfffff Im soon in the age that I have to sit and piss I guess :)
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Well gofaster, we have brunettes in common. Always had a thing for brunettes, but hosed a few blondes and redheads when the brunette pickins got slim.
:D
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If I have not cheated after all this time, I'm just not going to.
Sometimes, it is temting, but when you get down to it, it's just not worth what it can cost you. (And I dont mean money)
I suppose I would wander if my wife was not perfect in my eyes except for her limited sex drives.
The good news is Proctor and Gamble is in Phase III trials of a patch that increases the female sex drive. Should be on the market in early 2005..I forgot who the drug Co. is thats developing it...but P&G will market it.
Now, I just have to convince her to go check with her Doctor.
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Been married 21 years and 2 kids. I normally do the nasty twice a week. My wife normally does it 4 times.:eek:
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Hmmmm...no...too close to home...better not.
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Well, i have been married for two years.. We just had our first kid (baby boy) a week ago. Hoo-ray! So, it will be awhile before we have sex again.
But, before she was pregnant it was 6-7 times a week.
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Ah, SOB........ that one wss like the good ol' days!
Well done.
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Married eight years, two kids (2 & 4), and my in-laws live with us (80 & 84). We are 39 (me) and almost 36.
Daily, except when sick. I start getting pretty grumpy after 24 hours.
Your wife needs to consider that about 50% of all marriages fail.
About 50% of all marriages have some sort of cheating.
Lots of married guys go to girly bars.
Even more married guys are porn junkies.
Some overwork to keep their minds off of it; others play stupid computer games way to much to keep their minds off of it.
This shouldn’t be presented as a threat, but as evidence that a husband who experiences a lack of sex can’t be expected to be a great husband.
A lot of the couples that only get at it once a week or less don’t necessarily represent healthy marriages (not that there’s anything wrong with once a week or less if that’s what both want).
Most women don’t instinctually get how important it is. You’ve got to explain it to her, beg, plead and most important talk and listen to her. A few hundred honest discussions can go a long way.
Goods luck Muck.
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Do it the old fashioned way. Get her drunk! :)
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Im never getting married. Never.
I have alot of respect for my parents or anyone else who can stay together for 30, 40, 50 years. I have no idea how two people can stay together for decades.
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Muck, haven't fired in 3 months! Hell, that's a walk in the park!
After our daughter was born the doctor concerningly informed us we had to refrain from "it" for 8 weeks!
8 weeks!
That's it! I can do that with my eyes closed! I thought he was going to say 6 months. Then I might get alittle worried.
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Originally posted by lada
this gonna solve all your problems
Here we go (http://www.dolphinsex.org/)
:eek:
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Originally posted by Toad
Ah, SOB........ that one wss like the good ol' days!
Well done.
Put a monkey at a keyboard... ;)
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Originally posted by lada
this gonna solve all your problems
Here we go (http://www.dolphinsex.org/)
I have to admit...that was one of the more interesting reads i've had in my life.
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Muck I'm afraid that you'll have to wait until after birth. Having sex with a placenta praevia is dangerous for the baby.
When it happened to us during the pregnancy of our last one, I had to tie it into a knot during 6-7 months...No I'm lying: fortunately there are variants to relieve the pressure ;)
But avoid intercourse for the sake of the baby.
GL
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Unreal. This is the worst thread in AH history.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Im never getting married. Never.
I have alot of respect for my parents or anyone else who can stay together for 30, 40, 50 years. I have no idea how two people can stay together for decades.
There was a time (20-40 years ago) when I would have considered your remarks as cynical. The sad thing is, in this day and age, that your stance makes perfect sense. All of it.
But I'm biased. A close friend of mine since 1970 is facing financial calamity now that his wife has divorced him taking half his assets - never having put a single penny into the kitty. (but what difference does that ever make any more) And last week I got a somewhat tearful phone call from another long-time friend since 1982. He'd just come from the funeral of a friend who'd committed suicide after his loving wife had divorced him, having waited so that she could achieve a preferential distribution of the joint assets (including pensions).
Divorce settlements in Britain are heavily weighted in favour of the woman, especially if children are present. Eg. one guy I know had £105,000 equity in the matrimonial home. When he got divorced, the court awarded him a piddling £30,000 - the wife got the rest.
Of course, there are some good long term marriages. But it's a lottery these days. Way too high a risk. A bit like those guys who bet everything they own on RED at the roulette table. At least in that scenario you have a chance to WIN!
But as I've said before. There's no reason that marriage should cause difficulties with regard to intimate relations between two people. It's only when the two people are married to each other that the problems arise. :aok
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Make it anonymous next time - you get a more diverse story.
Cheers,
Scherf
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Originally posted by Creamo
Unreal. This is the worst thread in AH history.
Are you kidding? Look at what we got:
Someone asking for marriage advice on an internet game board…
Middle-aged guys on said board boasting about how often they get some …
Marriage advice that starts with, “Well before the divorce, we …”
Medical guidance from guys with an MD from the University of the Internet…
SOB’s usual tardmendous advice, a picture of a guy with a leopard jock, Dolphin sex….
I mean, come on … you have to give this thread two snaps up.
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What Myelo said, some of you guys are making me angry at my wife. Everyday indeed.
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Personally, the guy in the leopard G-string put this thread in the history books as far as I'm concerned.
:eek:
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Im 28, wife 29 - been married four years. I'd say we average 2-5 times/week. We're both attorneys and finding the time sometimes is a bit difficult, as we work late quite often.
Good luck! ;)
Nim
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Is it legal for attorneys to breed in Texas?
Well.... nimitz ia actually one of the good guys... he is our bio weapon.
lazs
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It shouldn't be laz, but try to get THAT bill through congress!
:)
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Easy now, do not misinterpret what I said. There is absolutely no breeding going on in my house. We are just simulating the breeding process.
:)
Nim
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Originally posted by aknimitz
Easy now, do not misinterpret what I said. There is absolutely no breeding going on in my house. We are just simulating the breeding process.
:)
Nim
You might want to try Viagra, Nim, Lazs tells me it works pretty good.
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Originally posted by myelo
Are you kidding? Look at what we got:
Someone asking for marriage advice on an internet game board…
Middle-aged guys on said board boasting about how often they get some …
Marriage advice that starts with, “Well before the divorce, we …”
Medical guidance from guys with an MD from the University of the Internet…
SOB’s usual tardmendous advice, a picture of a guy with a leopard jock, Dolphin sex….
I mean, come on … you have to give this thread two snaps up.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Best post evar!
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Ok, let me again clarify, quash that little bug right there! All systems are go in the Nimitz household - its just that we have no intentions of bringing little Nimitzs into the world at this point.
And when we do, god help you all. :D
Nim
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Originally posted by aknimitz
Ok, let me again clarify, quash that little bug right there! All systems are go in the Nimitz household - its just that we have no intentions of bringing little Nimitzs into the world at this point.
And when we do, god help you all. :D
Nim
:aok
If you need help, let me know...;) :eek: :cool:
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Originally posted by myelo
tardmendous
That should go right to the FAQ of AH.
Outstanding!
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Originally posted by myelo
Are you kidding? Look at what we got:
Someone asking for marriage advice on an internet game board…
Middle-aged guys on said board boasting about how often they get some …
Marriage advice that starts with, “Well before the divorce, we …”
Medical guidance from guys with an MD from the University of the Internet…
SOB’s usual tardmendous advice, a picture of a guy with a leopard jock, Dolphin sex….
I mean, come on … you have to give this thread two snaps up.
2 cheers for Chris Rock!
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Originally posted by Saturday
I'm never getting married. Never.
I have a lot of respect for my parents or anyone else who can stay together for 30, 40, 50 years. I have no idea how two people can stay together for decades.
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about 6 months before I got married I was heard to say (and my best man quoted it at the rehearsal dinner) "I'm not getting married until I'm so old and ugly that I'd have to be married to get laid"
there's a lot of reasons why marriages fail, but here's my take on the biggest reasons, I've never seen a marriage where either of these where a factor make it for the long haul.
1. where either of them decides that they want to get married and then goes looking for the spouse (victim). the best I've found is to go through life avoiding marriage until you meet the one person you couldn't imagine being away from.
2. the next guaranteed marriage killer is people who let the kids sleep in their room. I'm not talking about kids climbing in bed on Saturday morning to watch cartoons. but a lot of women insist on letting the baby sleep in the bed for the first few months, and a lot of times months turn into years. it's hard to have decent sex where your kids sleep.
3. if you have to talk her into sex when you're dating you're an idiot if you think it's going to get better when you are married. people who need to be convinced don't really want to, they are just putting out to keep you interested long enough to marry them, after that there is no point. kinda like fishing, once you catch the fish and put him in the cooler do you keep throwing bait in there for him? ho point in it, he's already caught.
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Originally posted by muckmaw
So the question to the married guys, willing to answer...how often do you drop troops in her map room?
ROTFLMAO:lol :lol
Damn that's funny:rofl
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Hmm.......
Guess I'm not with the average.
Been married twice and had two live in's.
In 3 of 4 cases it was 1 time per day/once a day minimum.
discussions occured and things got worked out. After an initial adjustment period I found my mate frequently starting the activities.
If you wish i'll do my best to explain what was discussed, but it's kinda complicated and involves both male and female anatomy, and male and female physical and phsycological needs. Much of it is supported by both old and new scientific research and is rather clinical in the explaination.
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Capt. Apathy wrote:
3. if you have to talk her into sex when you're dating you're an idiot if you think it's going to get better when you are married. people who need to be convinced don't really want to, they are just putting out to keep you interested long enough to marry them, after that there is no point. kinda like fishing, once you catch the fish and put him in the cooler do you keep throwing bait in there for him? ho point in it, he's already caught.
What Capt. Apathy says here is so true. One of the most highly sexxed men I have ever known is my brother. That describes his first long and painful marriage to a tee.
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One of the most highly sexxed men I have ever known is my brother.
Baby Jesus, don't cry, just make it stop.
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Originally posted by Creamo
One of the most highly sexxed men I have ever known is my brother.
Baby Jesus, don't cry, just make it stop.
Geez, Creamo. You've lost all that weight on the Atkins diet, so now you can finally see your knob again. Thought you might appreciate a thread like this.
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Originally posted by aknimitz
Im 28, wife 29 - been married four years. I'd say we average 2-5 times/week. We're both attorneys and finding the time sometimes is a bit difficult, as we work late quite often.
Good luck! ;)
Nim
Not hard to belive as lawyers are always ****ing somebody LOL:aok
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Tae into consideration this.
Studies show that Single men live longer then married ones.
But married men are much more willing to die:)
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Ahem... you screwed up the joke. :)
Married men love longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.