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Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: Midnight on May 10, 2004, 02:59:18 PM
OK

What's the deal with guys who like to spit in the urinal while they urinate? If you are one of those guys, why do you do it?
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: Duedel on May 10, 2004, 03:00:38 PM
Has no deeper meaning its only cause I'm drunken
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Post by: capt. apathy on May 10, 2004, 03:22:23 PM
better option than the floor?
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Post by: GtoRA2 on May 10, 2004, 03:25:45 PM
Spiting is a nasty habit. Theonly time it is at all ok is a: your smoking a cigar.

B: you chew.


If it is B:  your a nasty bastage anyway.
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: straffo on May 10, 2004, 03:26:16 PM
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
better option than the floor?


less dangerous than spitting on the neightbour ?


(you started it first Apathy :D)
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: midnight Target on May 10, 2004, 03:27:33 PM
The spit is actaully running interference for the urine.
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Post by: frank3 on May 10, 2004, 03:28:41 PM
Well if pissing doesn't get rid of that annoying fly in the urinate...
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Post by: capt. apathy on May 10, 2004, 03:29:01 PM
maybe they need something to aim at.
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Post by: frank3 on May 10, 2004, 03:35:22 PM
That's what the fly was for..
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Post by: Nilsen on May 10, 2004, 03:49:43 PM
as long as you dont take a dump in the urinal i wont complain
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Post by: 2stony on May 10, 2004, 03:55:38 PM
I actually like to try and spit into my urine stream. It makes for a fun game while you're standing there.

:aok
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Post by: SunKing on May 10, 2004, 04:18:27 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
as long as you dont take a dump in the urinal i wont complain



LOL remebering the movie "Kingpin" .
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: ravells on May 10, 2004, 05:16:43 PM
Oh....I thought you said 'Urinal splitters and was about to offer you my admiration.

Ravs
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Post by: DiabloTX on May 10, 2004, 05:24:52 PM
I've heard of spittin' watermelon seeds but, damn, urinals?  

MT, I guess you have a lot of time on your hands to contemplate such mind exanding thoughts.
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Post by: NUTTZ on May 10, 2004, 07:06:37 PM
YA!, That and throwing your cigarette butts in there!!  ( makes em soggy and hard to light) And ruins the "big white mint" ...

NUTTZ
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: Yeager on May 10, 2004, 07:09:03 PM
Funny thing as I noticed this trend increasing at work, or I just started to notice it this past year.  My guess is that the release of spittal has a mental flood gate effect and allows guys that are uncomfortable pissing in public to untense and go about the pissing.  Always hear the unrin stream shortly hitting home after the spittal hits the water.

Thats my guess and the truth is it annoys me slightly that some guys spit and piss but my feeling is I am superior because I dont need to spit to piss in public.  Ok, Ive spent way too much time on this.
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Post by: Estes on May 10, 2004, 07:12:53 PM
I chew, but i've never spit in a urinal. I always have a cup handy. :)
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Post by: midnight Target on May 10, 2004, 08:34:52 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
I've heard of spittin' watermelon seeds but, damn, urinals?  

MT, I guess you have a lot of time on your hands to contemplate such mind exanding thoughts.


Midnight ain't me.
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Post by: DiabloTX on May 10, 2004, 09:27:45 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Midnight ain't me.


Errrrr yup, sorry, my bad.

Egg all ovah mahself.
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: capt. apathy on May 10, 2004, 09:40:51 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
My guess is that the release of spittal has a mental flood gate effect and allows guys that are uncomfortable pissing in public to untense and go about the pissing.  Always hear the unrin stream shortly hitting home after the spittal hits the water.


if it's a psychological thing maybe it's just conditioning and they spit out of reflex after seeing certain anatomical parts.
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: moot on May 11, 2004, 12:46:39 AM
just a habit.. stuff spraying into the bowl so you get a sort of momentum asking for your spit too.
discharge is good.
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Post by: Morpheus on May 11, 2004, 01:35:22 AM
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Originally posted by 2stony
I actually like to try and spit into my urine stream. It makes for a fun game while you're standing there.

:aok



LMFAO!

I thought I was the only one who did that! hahahaha
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: Nilsen on May 11, 2004, 01:57:39 AM
MoRphEuS

Are you satisified with that mobo? I hear that nforce2 boards are so much better than via, but im thinking about getting that board myself (if its the one with fw, usb2 and gb ethernet)
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: thrila on May 11, 2004, 04:28:35 AM
I've never noticed anyone spitting before.    
I guess i'm too busy aiming for the little soap cubie thing or a cigarette butt.
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Post by: Defiance on May 11, 2004, 06:03:26 AM
Just an observation over the years (not that i look at guys pissing)

Tends to be guys that smoke and at that the older aged ones, How did i observe without looking you ask  ??

Been in a pub and you look around n notice the gals  err i mean the people n surroundings ??

Then as you go to relieve ya bladder some crettin comes in n starts dragging/scrowking (noises of someone straining to form a spit) then you hear the THUD as it hits into the urinal

You don't have to of looked to know wtf has just occured ;)

Where i was born n lived for so long was a mining community estate, There you had the older retired miners walking along that thought nowt of straining a spit n spitting it onto the road  :(  yuck

Guess with their past health n safety measures or lack of you may realise that their lungs are buggered n smoking was a norm so phlemm was a way of life to em

One dirty gitt i knew in his 50's thought nothing of leaving a damn trail of the wretched stuff all along the pavements wherever he went  grrrrrrrr :(  Still does it to this day and i almost heave thinking of it

I save my spittle for the bog @ home or some tissue (at a very early stage of my life i realised this was the sensible choice).......
Ever spat as a kid n drooled it down ones top ??  not nice, I think this mentally stuck and edged me at an early age not to spit

If i have to spit in public i mean when no-one is around i use it as a target technique and A: check i am alone (saves a red face) B: mentally note next road drain C: check area again D: realease spittle precisely while continuing on my way
No mess left for the public, No red face as no-one sees (i hope)

Very rare but i have had to do this on occasion

Just an observation

Ohh and a larger groupage i would say are the hand-roll guys that don't use filters
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: Stratocaster on May 11, 2004, 06:32:11 AM
Lol this thread is great...... thats all im gonna say....... and yes its satisfying to spit cause the piss and spit come together and make a weird spray affect
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Post by: 101ABN on May 11, 2004, 07:02:56 AM
ha ha ha, you guys need a hobby:lol
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Post by: mudder on May 11, 2004, 07:09:29 AM
I drive around in an urban environment during work, and notice the young urbanites who walk in front of my vehicle always spit on the pavement right in front of my bumper. Why they do dat?
Oh and we used to "one finger nose blow" while running. Now that's disgusting.
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: 101ABN on May 11, 2004, 07:12:07 AM
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Originally posted by mudder
Oh and we used to "one finger nose blow" while running. Now that's disgusting.


ha ha, snot rocket... eeeewwwwww:aok
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Post by: frank3 on May 11, 2004, 07:55:52 AM
As long as you, to quote Nilsen, don't take a dumb while running it's fine by me
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Post by: Curval on May 11, 2004, 08:23:18 AM
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Originally posted by thrila
I guess i'm too busy aiming for the little soap cubie thing or a cigarette butt.


There is a sign in the bathroom at a bar here that says:

"Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals.  It makes them soggy and hard to light."

:D

Capt is right though...I will occasionally spit and then wash that spit down the drain.  It is something to aim at.
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Post by: Morpheus on May 11, 2004, 08:29:16 AM
Neil, I love it. :D  

Couldnt ask for anything better
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 11, 2004, 09:00:30 AM
This may be the reason Midnight sees so many urinal spitters...

(http://www.methodshop.com/fun/bathroom/Urinal4.jpg)
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: Ripsnort on May 11, 2004, 09:01:30 AM
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Originally posted by Curval
There is a sign in the bathroom at a bar here that says:

"Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals.  It makes them soggy and hard to light."

:D

Capt is right though...I will occasionally spit and then wash that spit down the drain.  It is something to aim at.


I saw a message in a stall that said "The sinks too low, and the soap smells funny..."
:rofl
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: frank3 on May 11, 2004, 09:06:12 AM
Right when I wondered why people always trow the soap in the urinals....
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Post by: Nilsen on May 11, 2004, 09:38:04 AM
lol frank :D
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Post by: Curval on May 11, 2004, 09:54:17 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I saw a message in a stall that said "The sinks too low, and the soap smells funny..."
:rofl


LOL...:D
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: txmx on May 11, 2004, 10:50:35 PM
I dont care if they spit in the pisser!
I just don't want em looking at my frank and beans.
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: frank3 on May 12, 2004, 03:55:00 AM
Now you call it a Frank?????

I don't know if I should take that as a compliment...
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Post by: airguard on May 12, 2004, 07:53:23 AM
I can live with spitting in the urinals its worse when the drunken morons throw up in them, those freaking fools.

But never spitted in it myselve as I can remember.
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: frank3 on May 12, 2004, 10:02:17 AM
I usually try to avoid the urinals
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Post by: 2stony on May 12, 2004, 10:17:05 AM
A long time ago I saw a game you could buy for the urinal. It had these little paper ships you could throw in the bowl and a sight that slipped over your Johnson so you could "shoot" at them. Of course, that's something you probably wouldn't take into a public urinal.

:rofl
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: frank3 on May 12, 2004, 11:54:45 AM
Roflmao that's hilarious! :aok

I usually play...other games :)
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Post by: jaxxo on May 12, 2004, 12:08:22 PM
Spiting is a nasty habit. Theonly time it is at all ok is a: your smoking a cigar.

B: you chew.


If it is B: your a nasty bastage anyway.


__________________

So it's ok for someone to blow their stank cigar smoke around while others are trying to breathe, and then spitting on the floor, but chewing is nasty? I never heard of second hand spit before.
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: frank3 on May 12, 2004, 02:59:06 PM
ROFLMAO how this subject can be of this much importance :lol :aok
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Post by: NUTTZ on May 12, 2004, 06:23:04 PM
It's called "Toilet Targets" I think Spencer gifts still sell them. The smaller the ship the more points. Every time I played the game the water was to deep and cold, I felt like A "submarine" not a "bomber";)

NUTTZ


Quote
Originally posted by 2stony
A long time ago I saw a game you could buy for the urinal. It had these little paper ships you could throw in the bowl and a sight that slipped over your Johnson so you could "shoot" at them. Of course, that's something you probably wouldn't take into a public urinal.

:rofl
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: Ripsnort on May 12, 2004, 06:53:00 PM
Every time I played the game the water was to deep and cold, I felt like A "submarine" not a "bomber"--Nuttz


Then take your damn hand out of the water ya goof ball! :D
Title: Urinal Spitters
Post by: NUTTZ on May 12, 2004, 07:41:40 PM
Well I did lose the instructions...First I was Bobbing for them...

NUTTZ

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Every time I played the game the water was to deep and cold, I felt like A "submarine" not a "bomber"--Nuttz


Then take your damn hand out of the water ya goof ball! :D