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Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 12, 2004, 08:09:16 AM
Nash get busy.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Ripsnort on May 12, 2004, 08:11:03 AM
Be sure to have the drink glass tipping at the lips, as the "bullseye".
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: lazs2 on May 12, 2004, 08:18:47 AM
maybe we could get em endorsed by the kopec (was it kopec?) family?

lazs
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Charon on May 12, 2004, 10:14:38 AM
Not "THE" Ted Kennedy!

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COLLEGE STATION, Texas, Oct. 3, 2003 - The George Bush Presidential Library Foundation today announced that United States Senator Edward M. Kennedy would receive the 2003 George Bush Award for Excellence in Public Service at a dinner ceremony held at the Bush Library Center on the Texas A&M campus on November 7. Former President Bush will present the award to the Massachusetts Democrat, who will join former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl as Bush Award recipients. The award will be presented in a ceremony at the Library Center following a 5 p.m. address by the Senator at Rudder Auditorium...
     
"During his remarkable career spanning over four decades, Senator Kennedy has consistently and courageously fought for his principles - and has rightly earned the respect of his Senate colleagues on both sides of the aisle," said Bush Foundation Executive Director Roman Popadiuk. "His commitment to excellence in public policy and his devotion to public service serve as an inspiration to all Americans and make him a superb recipient of the Bush Award."


Charon
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Toad on May 12, 2004, 10:17:07 AM
Cripes ammighty.

You'd have to put a full-size Teddy Target out at 200 yards to make it a decent pistol target. Maybe even farther than that.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: muckmaw on May 12, 2004, 10:23:11 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
maybe we could get em endorsed by the kopec (was it kopec?) family?

lazs


I believe is was Mary Jo Kopecnie...who drowned in Chappaquidick...

What brings that up?;)
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Charon on May 12, 2004, 10:35:12 AM
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I believe is was Mary Jo Kopecnie...who drowned in Chappaquidick...


A friend of mine came to a halloween party dressed as Mary Jo - white face paint and plastic seaweed. A truly inspired costume.

Charon
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Otto on May 12, 2004, 10:38:49 AM
Aaaah..  Guys....   Poor taste cuts both ways.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Airhead on May 12, 2004, 10:55:14 AM
Why just Ted Kennedy pistol targets? Why not Hillary targets? John Kerry targets? Al Sharpton, Mike Myers and Nancy Pelosi targets?

Don't stop there- let's make pistol targets of every world leader who opposed our mission in Iraq. And if we have any extra paper we can make pistol targets of the Iraqi prisoners we tortured- that guy standing on the stool with wires coming from his hands would make a GREAT target!

Of course every target you make will have a small American flag printed at the top- and a line at the bottom that says "Made in China."

:aok  :aok :aok
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Sixpence on May 12, 2004, 10:57:02 AM
Is this another anti-American post? Udie would not like this.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: MrLars on May 12, 2004, 11:06:40 AM
Why don't one of you idiots take a picture of yourself shooting holes in the image of a US Senator, I'd bet the FBI would be very interested in your motives.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Gunslinger on May 12, 2004, 11:21:21 AM
Get yourself a nice printer......Here you go.  If you can keep from laughing happy shooting

(http://members.aol.com/registered/private/freep/hanoijohn.jpg)
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Chairboy on May 12, 2004, 11:38:55 AM
What, there's no demand for John F. Kennedy targets?  What an odd omission.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Red Tail 444 on May 12, 2004, 12:01:27 PM
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Originally posted by MrLars
Why don't one of you idiots take a picture of yourself shooting holes in the image of a US Senator, I'd bet the FBI would be very interested in your motives.


"Men of Action," obviously doesn't equate  to "Men with Intelligence"


uh...huh huh huh....I'm gonna, like, shoot a senator...huh...uh huh...huh huh...that's cool....party on , dude:aok
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: DmdBT on May 12, 2004, 06:52:28 PM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
What, there's no demand for John F. Kennedy targets?  What an odd omission.


That target has already been shot out.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Tumor on May 12, 2004, 06:55:35 PM
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Originally posted by MrLars
Why don't one of you idiots take a picture of yourself shooting holes in the image of a US Senator, I'd bet the FBI would be very interested in your motives.


I'll go first!
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 12, 2004, 07:02:45 PM
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Originally posted by DmdBT
That target has already been shot out.


ZING!
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 12, 2004, 07:39:34 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
Cripes ammighty.

You'd have to put a full-size Teddy Target out at 200 yards to make it a decent pistol target. Maybe even farther than that.


True, true.  He'd make a better M203 target.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: VOR on May 12, 2004, 07:40:36 PM
Since I'm not feeling inclined to acts of violence, may I suggest Ted Kennedy urinal mints?
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 12, 2004, 07:42:01 PM
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Originally posted by VOR
Since I'm not feeling inclined to acts of violence, may I suggest Ted Kennedy urinal mints?


Yes, just be sure there are safeguards in place to ensure that the mints dont drown.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 12, 2004, 07:44:17 PM
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Originally posted by VOR
Since I'm not feeling inclined to acts of violence, may I suggest Ted Kennedy urinal mints?



What does target practice have to do with violence?  :confused:
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: VOR on May 12, 2004, 07:45:51 PM
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What does target practice have to do with violence?


Nothing actually. Urinal mints, however, have everything to do with target practice.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 12, 2004, 07:59:08 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm minty!
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Nash on May 12, 2004, 08:16:32 PM
(http://modena.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/kennedy.jpg)
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: VOR on May 12, 2004, 08:18:16 PM
Nash, in all honesty and sincerity, you just made a bummer of a day alot more bearable. :D
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 12, 2004, 08:25:27 PM
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Originally posted by Nash
(http://modena.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/kennedy.jpg)


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLE+99!!!!

:aok
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Otto on May 12, 2004, 08:29:07 PM
As a handgun owner (Glock(2), Browning, Colt) I really wish fellow owners would stop acting like the Liberal stereotype on public boards.  What do you expect from fellow citizens after they see you advocating using targets of politicians for practice.

  Did IQ's just suddenly drop for some reason?

 (I really liked the second Alien movie)
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 12, 2004, 08:29:50 PM
Nash, two intards up!  :aok :aok
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: VOR on May 12, 2004, 08:32:40 PM
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As a handgun owner (Glock(2), Browning, Colt) I really wish fellow owners would stop acting like the Liberal stereotype on public boards.


As a handgun owner, *I* wish I had a bigger and better printer for Nash's new targets!

 :D
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Gunslinger on May 12, 2004, 08:38:51 PM
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Originally posted by Otto


 (I really liked the second Alien movie)


Would that be Aliens?  

I wish I had my old puter.  Nash's is good but I"m sure I could photoshop somthing better w/ the hooters pic (hint of jealousy)
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Otto on May 12, 2004, 08:45:21 PM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Would that be Aliens?  
 


That's the one.  I had a 'Senior Moment' up there.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: GtoRA2 on May 12, 2004, 09:14:20 PM
Ted Kennedy is a disgrace, how anyone can vote for that ******* blows my mind, but now that we are all being exsposed to the other Senator from that **** hole state I gues it makes sense.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Gunslinger on May 13, 2004, 12:43:37 AM
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Originally posted by Otto
That's the one.  I had a 'Senior Moment' up there.


Sigourny weaver was cool when she's operating the industrial steel skeleton hydrolic lift thingies.

In the Marines were were allways quoting hicks

"how do I get out of this chicken sht outfit"
"game over man....game over....what are we gonna do?"
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Gman on May 13, 2004, 01:43:15 AM
LMAO Nash!!!

I wish I'ld have seen that earlier today myself, you've outdone yourself this time.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Ghosth on May 13, 2004, 08:43:03 AM
Nicely done Nash!

Any chance you  could put his face on clay pidgeons?

:)

Ohhh and Hillary would be a must have also.
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: lazs2 on May 13, 2004, 08:43:19 AM
Did JFK murder anyone with his car?

as for teddy... how can a man who drinks like him live to be what?  90 or whatever he is?   Hardly seem fair.   the word zombie comes to mind.

lazs
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Gunslinger on May 13, 2004, 09:08:12 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
Did JFK murder anyone with his car?

as for teddy... how can a man who drinks like him live to be what?  90 or whatever he is?   Hardly seem fair.   the word zombie comes to mind.

lazs


Its amazing what an anal probe from libral induction aliens will do
Title: Ted Kennedy Pistol Targets
Post by: Ripsnort on May 13, 2004, 09:18:01 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Its amazing what an anal probe from libral induction aliens will do


That "Anal probe" was probably the rear axle of an Oldsmobile...