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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Yeager on May 13, 2004, 10:09:43 AM

Title: Let us Pray
Post by: Yeager on May 13, 2004, 10:09:43 AM: Let us pray for those offended by prayer:

Dear Lord, please fogive those offended by prayer, they are possesed by green demons and know not the error of their ways.

amen.
Title: Let us Play
Post by: Dago on May 13, 2004, 10:13:05 AM: I pray every day, but alas, my prayer is not yet answered. A certain old fat drunken English bug who hates America and Americans is still drawing breath.

dago
Title: Let us Play
Post by: Naso on May 13, 2004, 10:14:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dago
I pray every day, but alas, my prayer is not yet answered. A certain old fat drunken English bug who hates America and Americans is still drawing breath.

dago

Prayers will not work with this requests.

Try Voodoo.
Title: Let us Play
Post by: Gunslinger on May 13, 2004, 10:20:40 AM: "forgive them lord for they know not what they do"
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Post by: Westy on May 13, 2004, 10:38:43 AM: Trivial drivelings.

What's your take on killing unborn babies and allowing gay marriage? Do you pray to whatever/whoever/wherever about those issues at all?
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Post by: Yeager on May 13, 2004, 10:44:06 AM: Neo-drivelings I would add.

Let us pray:

"Dear Lord, go easy on Westy, his heart is good but his brain took over and ever since........well, he has strayed from the Lords highway. Pull him over and give him a warning. Im sure he will snap out of it....

amen."
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Post by: Gunslinger on May 13, 2004, 10:48:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Westy
Trivial drivelings.

What's your take on killing unborn babies and allowing gay marriage? Do you pray to whatever/whoever/wherever about those issues at all?

Sure. I pray that these people may come to the light and be saved. I dont condemn them....that's not my place.
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Post by: Westy on May 13, 2004, 11:02:53 AM: Don't waste meaningless chants or mumblings on me. I sold my soul to Saurdaukar months ago on these very boards. I got myself some fine American "manufactured" goods which consisted of a whopper with cheese, a hotapple pie and a super sized diet Coke with the proceeds.
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Post by: Sandman on May 13, 2004, 11:09:02 AM: I'm still waiting to be paid for mine. :D
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Post by: TheDudeDVant on May 13, 2004, 11:45:31 AM: Just in:

Radical Christian rock group 'Faith Plus 1' contemplates signing as new members Yeager, Dago, and Gunslinger. The Christian group sighted the new possible signings to a falling in their ratings. Original members are quoted saying they believed they needed more prayer to inspire the public to their music..

Faith Plus 1 made their way to the charts early last year with hits such as, 'On Your Knees for Jesus' and 'I Just Want to Hold You Jesus'....

dude
Title: Let us Play
Post by: Thud on May 13, 2004, 11:50:04 AM: If Beet1e's prayer thread was flame bait, why the hell hasn't this childish nonsense been locked INstantly?
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Post by: AKIron on May 13, 2004, 11:53:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Thud
If Beet1e's prayer thread was flame bait, why the hell hasn't this childish nonsense been locked INstantly?

The Skuzzy moves in mysterious ways.
Title: Let us Play
Post by: ravells on May 13, 2004, 11:53:27 AM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/258_1084443254_potto.jpg)
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Post by: Yeager on May 13, 2004, 12:00:18 PM: Skuzzy operates exclusively in the 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th dimension.

Only on Thursdays and Sundays am I a Christian.
Friday and Saturday I am athiest, the remainder of the week I am agnostic.
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Post by: Furious on May 13, 2004, 12:10:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dago
I pray every day, but alas, my prayer is not yet answered. A certain old fat drunken English bug who hates America and Americans is still drawing breath.

dago

HAHAHA

You pray to god to have someone from a video game BBS killed.
Title: Let us Play
Post by: Eagler on May 13, 2004, 12:24:43 PM: Our Father

subject matter

Hail Mary

===================

remember a 3rd grade nun advising us to pray this way so Mary had a chance to follow up :)
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Post by: Skuzzy on May 13, 2004, 12:32:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Thud
If Beet1e's prayer thread was flame bait, why the hell hasn't this childish nonsense been locked INstantly?

Why don't you read what I said in that thread. I referred to the title.

I believe I also said something about ignoring threads if you do not want to participate,..or did I mention something about people needing to exercise some self-restraint.

No one is forcing you to read any of the threads. You don't want to participate, then don't, unless your goal is to keep the thread you don't like alive. Seems simple to me.

People are being civil, for the most part, and that is a good thing.

By the way ravells; brilliant
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Post by: txmx on May 13, 2004, 12:34:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy

No one is forcing you to read any of the threads. You don't want to participate, then don't. Seems simple to me.

Roger that!:aok
Title: Let us Pray
Post by: Yeager on May 13, 2004, 12:49:15 PM: Dear Lord,

Ive been waiting for years and years for the sheep to lose their place in the order of life here in this game. I do not like sheep. I thank you Lord for allowing GRUNZ to inspire.....whoever it was, nash? to create the graphical POT with which many are now inspired to mutate.

May the pots' mutate ever further and habbitate this world and replace all the sheep forever and ever......

Amen.
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Post by: Dago on May 13, 2004, 01:01:47 PM: lol set the drag, set the drag, keep the tip up, play him
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on May 13, 2004, 01:18:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
I'm still waiting to be paid for mine. :D

Sandman, that dude on your avatar throws a punch like he's in the 3rd grade...:rofl
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Post by: Mickey1992 on May 13, 2004, 01:37:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Sandman, that dude on your avatar throws a punch like he's in the 3rd grade...:rofl

If I were punching a fax machine I wouldn't lead with my knuckles either. :cool:
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Post by: SOB on May 13, 2004, 01:51:17 PM: Lord, I pray that you bring peace and harmony to this intardnet bbs.

I pray that quiet walks on the beach are a daily occurance for the inhabitants of this board, if only in their minds.

I pray that Skuzzy creates a politics forum so that meaninless debate over who flip-flops™ more and who hearts amurrika less can go on enlessly until a bbs black hole forms and starts sucking posts in from other forums.

I pray that Nash drives Grunherz to outraged insanity and that Grunherz spends the rest of his days trying to get to Nash, only to be thwarted repeatedly by the same crafty Canuckian border guard...and I hope there is an HBO mini-series produced that is based on this.

I pray that when the damned dirty apes take over, they continue the practise of flinging feces at each other, 'cause that's just fun for the whole family.

And finally I pray that you bring me sanity, so that I might stop talking to imaginary dudes in the sky.
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Post by: ravells on May 13, 2004, 02:57:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy

By the way ravells; brilliant

I am but a mere humble acololyte to the high priest Nash (may his name be exhaulted in every BBS in the land!) He has shown me the the true path to BBSdom enlightenment.

Ravs :)
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Post by: Torque on May 13, 2004, 04:36:12 PM: "I pray that Nash drives Grunherz to outraged insanity and that Grunherz spends the rest of his days trying to get to Nash, only to be thwarted repeatedly by the same crafty Canuckian border guard...and I hope there is an HBO mini-series produced that is based on this."

Bahahahahaha....:rofl

edit: Chucky, wassup it seems like you're going off the deep end?