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Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 16, 2004, 04:35:56 PM
Beet1e, while strolling in Glastonbury, Saturday 15th May 2004:  

Title: Re: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Stringer on May 16, 2004, 05:10:49 PM
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Originally posted by Beet1e
The bleeding heart pauper, or the nationalistic salamander?
[/list] [/B]


This one in the price of gas thread is pretty representative of his style, I think.

Of course, I do believe Skuzzy should take some sort of action on this type of behavior, as he has done with others in the past.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Sandman on May 16, 2004, 05:19:08 PM
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Title: Re: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: eskimo2 on May 16, 2004, 05:20:02 PM
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Originally posted by tomato
Beet1e, while strolling in Glastonbury, Saturday 15th May 2004:  

    "I am in awe of my own excellence." :rofl :D
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Did Beet1e make a poop shaped like the letter B again?

eskimo
Title: Re: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: beet1e on May 16, 2004, 05:23:25 PM
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Originally posted by tomato
Beet1e, while strolling in Glastonbury, Saturday 15th May 2004:  

    "I am in awe of my own excellence." :rofl :D
[/B]
ROFL!  I thought it was at the coffee shop in Wells, just as I solved a particularly tricky crossword clue - the one about the fishwife?
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2004, 06:12:41 PM
Beet1e has had lots of quotes in here... wouldn't be fair to name so over the others.  God bless the Brits. I love 'em, which means I love Beet1e too....even though on some days I'd like to wring his neck.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: vorticon on May 16, 2004, 06:20:28 PM
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I have never really liked AH gameplay
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: SirLoin on May 16, 2004, 06:30:40 PM
"All You Need Is Love"
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Ripsnort on May 16, 2004, 07:43:19 PM
I think those coffee shops moved westward to England, and beet1e will soon be carrying an illegal .45 mag while in aura of paranoia.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: DiabloTX on May 16, 2004, 10:28:47 PM
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Is there a prayer thread to go with this?
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Toad on May 16, 2004, 11:36:42 PM
Here's my favorite Beet quote:

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I admit I was wrong.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Yeager on May 16, 2004, 11:42:02 PM
Let us pray.......

Dear lord, please forgive this beet1e guy.  Although he is neither John, Paul, George OR Ringo, at least give him the strength to realize the Beatles are indeed never going to "Get Back" for a reunion.

Amen.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Morpheus on May 17, 2004, 12:23:22 AM
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Originally posted by Steve
Beet1e has had lots of quotes in here... wouldn't be fair to name so over the others.  God bless the Brits. I love 'em, which means I love Beet1e too....even though on some days I'd like to wring his neck.
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LOL Amen


Beetle you lil shrecker!:D
Title: Re: Re: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 12:43:32 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
ROFL!  I thought it was at the coffee shop in Wells, just as I solved a particularly tricky crossword clue - the one about the fishwife?


Dr Smoke and Mirrors is re-configuring the truth, somewhat imaginatively. :p  Alas, it was while strolling.  Heaven knows what you were thinking at the time.  :D
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: WilldCrd on May 17, 2004, 01:03:53 AM
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Originally posted by Yeager
Let us pray.......

Dear lord, please forgive this beet1e guy.  Although he is neither John, Paul, George OR Ringo, at least give him the strength to realize the Beatles are indeed never going to "Get Back" for a reunion.

Amen.


Amen  Brother
Title: Re: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Leslie on May 17, 2004, 02:08:38 AM
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Originally posted by tomato
Beet1e, while strolling in Glastonbury, Saturday 15th May 2004:  

    "I am in awe of my own excellence." :rofl :D
[/B]


Well...did you both have a most excellent time?:D



Les
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Saintaw on May 17, 2004, 03:31:37 AM
lol :lol
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: beet1e on May 17, 2004, 04:02:15 AM
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Originally posted by Toad
Here's my favorite Beet quote:
LOL - I never said that. :lol

Yeager - you're probably right. I doubt there's a place called "Heaven", and so when the two remaining Beatles snuff it, a reuinion is unlikely. :aok
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 11:39:26 AM
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Originally posted by Toad
Here's my favorite Beet quote:
I admit I was wrong


Is there another beet1e that I don't know about? :lol
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Toad on May 17, 2004, 01:10:22 PM
You have to admit, it would be an instant classic. His most memorable quote.

So, now instead we have this one, where he swallows the hook, line, and sinker:

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Toad:

Here's my favorite Beet quote:

 "I admit I was wrong."

Beet1e: "LOL - I never said that." :lol
[/b]

THAT is now my favorite Beet quote. His congentital inability to admit he was ever wrong, self-confessed.

It simply doesn't get any better.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: NUKE on May 17, 2004, 01:16:26 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
You have to admit, it would be an instant classic. His most memorable quote.

So, now instead we have this one, where he swallows the hook, line, and sinker:



THAT is now my favorite Beet quote. His congentital inability to admit he was ever wrong, self-confessed.

It simply doesn't get any better.


That has be be the best hook ever!

My gosh Toad, that was brilliant...lol
Title: Leslie - we did.
Post by: beet1e on May 17, 2004, 01:23:27 PM
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Originally posted by Leslie
Well...did you both have a most excellent time?:D  
Yes, and you would too. Wells is a fairly small town, but it has a Cathedral, which makes it a City by the English definition.

Wells Cathedral (not quite 1300 years old - sorry Grunherz)

(http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/wells1.jpg)
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: beet1e on May 17, 2004, 01:30:56 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
You have to admit, it would be an instant classic. His most memorable quote.

So, now instead we have this one, where he swallows the hook, line, and sinker:



THAT is now my favorite Beet quote. His congentital inability to admit he was ever wrong, self-confessed.

It simply doesn't get any better.
No no no! I have the ability to be wrong, just as you have the ability to crash a plane. It's just that neither has ever happened yet. :)

Obviously, in your case, I'm talking about a real plane and not a virtual P47D30.
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif)
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Toad on May 17, 2004, 01:32:24 PM
Well, there's my "runner up quote. Thanks, Beet.

You're like a guy struggling in quicksand. It'll be up to your nose shortly. ;)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Furious on May 17, 2004, 01:34:33 PM
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Originally posted by tomato
Dr Smoke and Mirrors is re-configuring the truth, somewhat imaginatively...


wierd.  that's never happened before.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Leslie on May 17, 2004, 01:40:47 PM
http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/177_1084818952_auchapel2.jpg
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 02:15:42 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
You have to admit, it would be an instant classic. His most memorable quote.

So, now instead we have this one, where he swallows the hook, line, and sinker:


THAT is now my favorite Beet quote. His congentital inability to admit he was ever wrong, self-confessed.

It simply doesn't get any better. [/B]


It wouldn't happen.  As he will tell you himself, he's never wrong.  ;)  The truth is behind the smoke and mirrors.  :)
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 02:17:22 PM
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Originally posted by Leslie
http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/177_1084818952_auchapel2.jpg

Leslie - Too cryptic for me.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 02:20:02 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
No no no! I have the ability to be wrong, just as you have the ability to crash a plane. It's just that neither has ever happened yet. :)(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif)


OMG! :rofl
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Leslie on May 17, 2004, 02:24:30 PM
I'm a Bohemian artist.:D   I have the time to spend 5 months etching plates.


It's one of my etchings that I've been working on during the last 2 years.  That was the first one I completed.  Never thought I could do it.  Hadn't done an etching in 13 years.  I was worried.:)  Am doing a series of four!!!  Figure about three years to complete the job.

But I've been a professional artist for 25 years.  It ain't easy.




Les
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Toad on May 17, 2004, 02:58:43 PM
Tomato, I think you'll agree that I have generated his most memorable quote. What's my prize?  ;)
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Leslie on May 17, 2004, 03:06:50 PM
If it was me Toad, I'd give ya a hundred dollars.  But this ain't a competition.




Les
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: NUKE on May 17, 2004, 03:09:43 PM
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Originally posted by Leslie
If it was me Toad, I'd give ya a hundred dollars.  But this ain't a competition.




Les


can you use your etching skills and make a million dollar bill for Toad? That would be cool, but I would not recommend trying to spend it at Walmart...they catch on fast over their :D
Title: Re: Re: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 03:14:58 PM
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Did Beet1e make a poop shaped like the letter B again?

eskimo

You wouldn't want to know about those. ;)
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 03:18:31 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
Tomato, I think you'll agree that I have generated his most memorable quote. What's my prize?  ;)

I might just have to award you first prize, Mr Toad.  Apart from the fact that he's never said it.  Curiously, though, what would you like the prize to be?  ;)
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 03:20:37 PM
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Originally posted by Steve
God bless the Brits. I love 'em, which means I love Beet1e too....even though on some days I'd like to wring his neck.

:rofl :aok
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Toad on May 17, 2004, 03:24:46 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
No no no! I have the ability to be wrong, just as you have the ability to crash a plane. It's just that neither has ever happened yet. :)

 


Well, he didn't say it, he wrote it. But that's still a valid quote by definition.

Unless you have caught the disease from ole Shifty himself, that is.

I leave the prize to your creative imagination. Whatever you decide is fine.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: tomato on May 17, 2004, 03:32:39 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
Well, he didn't say it, he wrote it. But that's still a valid quote by definition.

Unless you have caught the disease from ole Shifty himself, that is.

I leave the prize to your creative imagination. Whatever you decide is fine.

When did you ever 'hear' him say anything, Mr Toad? :)   Yes, to catch an old shifty, you have to be an old shifty.  I've learned a few lessons. ;):D  

Now, as to the prize.  Toad is neck and neck with Toad.  Is that all you lot can come up with?!  :eek: :lol:p
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: vorticon on May 17, 2004, 03:44:09 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
Well, there's my "runner up quote. Thanks, Beet.

You're like a guy struggling in quicksand. It'll be up to your nose shortly. ;)


assuming he has a traditional sized nose for an brit he should be able to handle breathing through his mouth till the cavalry arrive and shoot him with a crossbow.
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: Leslie on May 17, 2004, 03:55:22 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
can you use your etching skills and make a million dollar bill for Toad? That would be cool, but I would not recommend trying to spend it at Walmart...they catch on fast over their :D



Toad can probably make a million bucks a lot faster than I can.  He doesn't need a million dollar bill.

Why don't you speak for yourself Nuke?;)




Les:D
Title: Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?
Post by: beet1e on May 18, 2004, 03:35:16 AM
surprised no one mentioned "Toodle-Pip" :aok