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General Forums => Films and Screenshots => Topic started by: Rolex on May 17, 2004, 04:30:13 AM

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: Rolex on May 17, 2004, 04:30:13 AM

Yes, you too can wear black clothes and have groupies. Become an ultra-sophisticated, famous modern artist using unretouched screenshots of AH2!

Fantastic color prints available now. This limited collector's edition, signed print is offered at the special introductory price of only $4,300.00 (plus $129.00 shipping and handling. Insurance available for additional surcharge).

View Here>> (http://flightsims.info/datas/users/1-ah2_art.jpg)

Shot with:
AMD 2600XP+
512MB RAM
128MB ATI 8500
Win98SE
DirectX 9.0b

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: SELECTOR on May 17, 2004, 04:37:56 AM

hehe nice one:aok

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: frank3 on May 17, 2004, 09:20:54 AM

what people do for money :rolleyes:

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: B17Skull12 on May 17, 2004, 05:56:47 PM

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Originally posted by frank3
what people do for money :rolleyes:

you  just got hooked!:rofl :lol :aok

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: mechanic on May 18, 2004, 10:44:27 AM

i would like to order 3 copies for delivery to the uk please. do i get a discount for multiple purchases?

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: Rolex on May 18, 2004, 03:32:02 PM

A discount? A discount? I can tell you are a man of taste and distinction, but this is art, not cheap suits. Okay, you don't have to pay VAT (so it will feel like a discount) and you can still brag to all your art friends how much you paid for these exquisite masterpieces.

After hanging these in your study, you should practice these art-language phrases to impress the women you invite over to look at them:

"Notice the balance and creative use of color contrasts. You want a beer?"

"These examples of modern impressionism will hang in the finest galleries in the world in a few decades. I feel so honored to have them in my house today. Aren't you hot with all those clothes on?"

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: irvinbrubacher on May 19, 2004, 08:06:28 AM

LMAO:rofl

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: mechanic on May 20, 2004, 10:12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Rolex
A discount? A discount? I can tell you are a man of taste and distinction, but this is art, not cheap suits. Okay, you don't have to pay VAT (so it will feel like a discount) and you can still brag to all your art friends how much you paid for these exquisite masterpieces.

After hanging these in your study, you should practice these art-language phrases to impress the women you invite over to look at them:

"Notice the balance and creative use of color contrasts. You want a beer?"

"These examples of modern impressionism will hang in the finest galleries in the world in a few decades. I feel so honored to have them in my house today. Aren't you hot with all those clothes on?"

LMAO too.   genius humour my friend :rofl

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: jetb123 on May 29, 2004, 08:09:04 AM

:lol

Title: AH2 can make you rich and famous!
Post by: eilif on May 31, 2004, 05:01:10 PM

:rofl