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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Dago on May 17, 2004, 03:28:18 PM

Title: I found out how they are created!
Post by: Dago on May 17, 2004, 03:28:18 PM
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a stroke. The woman drove madly
to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the
surgeon emerged in his scrubs with a look of sorrow on his face. "I'm afraid
that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating."  "Oh dear,"
said the niece, "we've never had a liberal in the family before."
Title: I found out how they are created!
Post by: Lizking on May 17, 2004, 04:59:37 PM
Not true, Dago, his heart bled to death soon after.