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Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Ripsnort on May 18, 2004, 08:00:06 AM: Rip-n-paste special!
http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3314552/detail.html

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Man Arrested After Hotel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

POSTED: 2:35 p.m. EDT May 17, 2004

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager said the room still can't be used.
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: boxboy28 on May 18, 2004, 09:48:15 AM: sounds to my like ripsnorts real name is Roger Chamberlain LOL
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Post by: mosgood on May 18, 2004, 09:50:22 AM: Jail? That guy belongs in a hospital! :confused:
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Post by: midnight Target on May 18, 2004, 10:02:27 AM: Vapo-rub works better.............

or so I hear.
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Saintaw on May 18, 2004, 12:59:45 PM: Quote
A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

How did they manage to catch him???
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: vorticon on May 18, 2004, 01:17:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
How did they manage to catch him???

some kind of net i suppose...though hes probably slipped out sideways from the cell by now
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Creamo on May 18, 2004, 01:38:44 PM: "Rip-N-Paste"?

LOL, your admiration for yourself is endless. No amount of laughing by the BBS people can detour you love of yourself. In fact, it’s futile. Outstanding. It’s a BBS achievement. I actually respect you, and give.

Amazing.
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Ripsnort on May 18, 2004, 01:40:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
"Rip-N-Paste"?

LOL, your admiration for yourself is endless. No amount of laughing by the BBS people can detour you love of yourself. In fact, it’s futile. Outstanding. It’s a BBS achievement. I actually respect you, and give.

Amazing.

Thank you, you may bow down now. When you leave, please back away, do not turn your back to me, until you are out of the room.
Thks!
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Post by: Creamo on May 18, 2004, 01:49:48 PM: Ha ha. You never did get all clever when you had to not "Rip-N-Paste". Yada, yawn.
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Ripsnort on May 18, 2004, 01:59:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
Ha ha. You never did get all clever when you had to not "Rip-N-Paste". Yada, yawn.

I promise you 15 towel boys if you make yourself a BBS martyr.
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Mini D on May 18, 2004, 04:24:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I promise you 15 towel boys if you make yourself a BBS martyr.
I thought you only have two sons? Where are you going to get the other 13?

MiniD
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 18, 2004, 04:52:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
I thought you only have two sons? Where are you going to get the other 13?

MiniD

Your post implies that he may be interested...:eek:
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Ripsnort on May 18, 2004, 05:01:18 PM: So is this Creamo?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html
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Post by: Mini D on May 18, 2004, 05:04:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Your post implies that he may be interested...:eek:
The whole squad is interested. Our last towl-boy was deported back to Puerto Rico.

MiniD
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Ripsnort on May 18, 2004, 05:07:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
The whole squad is interested. Our last towl-boy was deported back to Puerto Rico.

MiniD

I thought I recognized a couple of you in the news..

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040517/capt.cak10605171416.gay_marriage_cak106.jpg)
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Lizking on May 18, 2004, 05:09:52 PM: How come that chick on the left is going bald?
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Post by: Mini D on May 18, 2004, 05:22:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I thought I recognized a couple of you in the news..

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040517/capt.cak10605171416.gay_marriage_cak106.jpg)
It's odd rip, but I've not stumbled across pictures like that too often. Nor have I stumbled across many stories involving guys with petroleum jelly.

I guess what I'm really saying is that I just can't figure out how you manage to read those articles through the slits in your closet door. In otherwords, I can sit and talk about the big long wet kiss I gave SOB last time we went out to lunch and come off sounding less gay than you have in this thread.

I'll leave you with that one rip. I know you won't understand it... but I guess that's something I should have known walking into this thread.

MiniD
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Post by: FUNKED1 on May 18, 2004, 09:32:22 PM: Damn, Osage must have been huffing carb cleaner again.
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Post by: StabbyTheIcePic on May 18, 2004, 09:36:15 PM: (http://death.innomi.com/uploads/ringthatbell2.gif)
Title: Sounds like the FDB party room at the con!
Post by: Nash on May 18, 2004, 09:49:15 PM: (http://modena.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/thejesus.gif)