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Title: Caption this photo 18MAY04
Post by: Ripsnort on May 18, 2004, 03:19:25 PM
(http://www.goldteef.com/truckSafety.jpg)
Title: Caption this photo 18MAY04
Post by: BlckMgk on May 18, 2004, 03:21:48 PM
"Absolutely Nuts? Naw, just bored. Have a snickers instead"
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Post by: txmx on May 18, 2004, 03:22:59 PM
in 5 minutes he was on gorish .com LOL
Title: Caption this photo 18MAY04
Post by: StabbyTheIcePic on May 18, 2004, 03:30:31 PM
Eh lame, i have better pics to caption

(http://death.innomi.com/uploads/pic21336.jpg)
(http://death.innomi.com/uploads/carowned.gif)
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Post by: txmx on May 18, 2004, 03:32:56 PM
LOL
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Post by: Sandman on May 18, 2004, 03:35:57 PM
"Welding near the fuel cell can be dangerous."
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Post by: capt. apathy on May 18, 2004, 03:49:15 PM
"What? it's as safe as re-electing Bush"
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Post by: Gunslinger on May 18, 2004, 04:20:42 PM
"here hold my beer while I weld this back together"
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Post by: mosgood on May 18, 2004, 04:27:21 PM
Of course it's safe!  The guy on the infomercial said if it doesn't work, I can get my money back.
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Post by: Maniac on May 18, 2004, 05:12:27 PM
LoL Stabby, what game is that?
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Post by: Ouaibe on May 18, 2004, 06:41:25 PM
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what game is that?


Battlefield 1942. I urge everyone who got this game to download and try the mod
Desert Combat (http://www.planetbattlefield.com/bf1942/tweakin/mods/desertcombat/index.shtml)

Great fun.
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Post by: Otto on May 18, 2004, 06:49:54 PM
Welcome to the "Third World" engineering.

 "Stand back please...."
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Post by: Yeager on May 18, 2004, 07:26:18 PM
Had a guy in my neighborhood die a few years back when the cinder block he was using to hold his car up disintegrated.

Beware of stupidity, it is everywhere.
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Post by: Lizking on May 18, 2004, 07:30:58 PM
Carl, 10 minutes before his hospital visit, and 3 months before his Billion dollar lawsuit against:

The Home Depot(Sold him the 4x4s)
Gerogia-Pacific(Grew and milled the 4x4's)
His Dad(Who taught him the method)
Toyota(Who built the truck)
NAPA auto parts(Who sold him the replacement parts)

And 6 months before he was awarded 5 Billion dollars by Jurors just as ignorant as he(truly a jury of his peers).
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Post by: jonnyb on May 18, 2004, 09:11:36 PM
Lizking, you forgot to include:

The manufacturers of the welder for not informing him that using it near flammable materials was dangerous.

OPEC and most middle-eastern countries for making that gasoline so damned flammable.
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Post by: StabbyTheIcePic on May 18, 2004, 09:44:23 PM
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Originally posted by Ouaibe
Battlefield 1942. I urge everyone who got this game to download and try the mod
Desert Combat (http://www.planetbattlefield.com/bf1942/tweakin/mods/desertcombat/index.shtml)

Great fun.


There are people that own 1942 that do not have the DC patch?
Title: Caption this photo 18MAY04
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2004, 02:41:12 PM
Real life story of a truck falling on a guy who didn't use the right equipment:
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=566323

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I immediately tried to calm him down and find out if he was stable and looked for any serious/obvious bleeding (there was none). He was coughing badly and had fluid in his mouth (feared it was blood). He sounded like he was drowning on the fluid in his mouth so I grabbed a jack and started to lift the car thinking he was in serious condition. I was only able to jack the truck up about a 1/4" before he was screaming in pain for me to stop......I did. Other neighbors began to show up and try to lift the truck......by hand ..... I told them to stop several times before finally dropping the GD/F bombs a few times at the top of my lungs to get them to stop.....that worked and they backed off. The last thing I wanted to do was have those people lift the truck only to drop it on him again....  I told the guy to tilt his head and spit out anything in his mouth to keep him from choking any further.
When the cops arrived they too decided to leave everything alone until the EMT's were on site, in case the wheel well had punctured his left side, or any movement caused his condition to worsen.

After questioning him a bit to calm him down some more before they used their ballon jacks......we found out he had been trapped under the truck for almost 2 hours.
With LOTS of screaming......they lifted the truck with their ballon device and pulled my neighbor out. As I feared earlier, and the reason I did NOT let the neighbors try to pull him out without the EMT's........his conditioned worsened once he was removed.
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Post by: SunKing on May 27, 2004, 02:52:29 PM
Kinda like the people that fall infront of a subway train. They get twisted up along the side of the train, once released they die. One of those HBO reality shows followed EMTS on a couple of those calls. Nasty stuff. Terrible way to go, knowing you will die once you're released.
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Post by: MrsRoo on May 27, 2004, 02:54:53 PM
Hey there Rip .... Now we know why your Life Insurance premiums are so high.
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Post by: gofaster on May 27, 2004, 03:02:45 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Real life story of a truck falling on a guy who didn't use the right equipment:
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=566323


Cool reading.  Thanks for posting that up!
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Post by: 1K0N on May 27, 2004, 03:10:46 PM
Future Darwin award winners  soon to be finest hour....
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Post by: AKCasca on May 27, 2004, 04:00:23 PM
Gunther, he is refering to major trauma cases where a person is pinned/crushed from the waist down or similar region. they are alive and concious but as soon as the car/train whatever is removed they almost immediately die from organ/blood loss. sorta like removing a clamp from a full hose, its gonna all come out..eww