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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: FUNKED1 on May 21, 2004, 12:14:37 AM
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Stall pissers. Guys who walk right past a urinal to go piss in a stall. Afraid somebody will look at their wee wee? Or can they only pee while sitting?
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Pissed* cause ya couldn't get a glimpse?
:D
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Originally posted by Lazerus
Pissed* cause ya couldn't get a glimpse?
:D
LMAO!
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FunkedUp gets angry when he can't meatgaze.
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Well, I suppose you never know when you'll be working on the front end and need to drop something out the back end. :p
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I use the stall just to keep the rest of you mokes from feeling inadequate.
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Originally posted by SOB
FunkedUp gets angry when he can't meatgaze.
I know i do.
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Taking a crap and having to hold my head outta the cold water, who designs these things anyhows?
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Damn! That waters cold!
"yeah, and it deep too!"
RTR
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I use the stall just to keep the rest of you mokes from feeling inadequate.
LOL
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My pet peeve is people trying to get on an elevator before everyone getting off gets off.
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Pet peeves? Cats, in general.
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Pet peeve
After being seated, the waiter not asking for drinks within 5 minutes.
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Impatient/aggressive drivers. Especially tailgaters.
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Mexicans...and all those other people.
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Originally posted by VOR
Impatient/aggressive drivers. Especially tailgaters.
Near deads that drive exactly 3 MPH under the posted speed limit regardless of how many cars are stacked up behind them.
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Originally posted by Torque
Taking a crap and having to hold my head outta the cold water, who designs these things anyhows?
Women of course.
Its a conspiracy ... but I didn't say that so don't quote me, I'll deny everything.
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Originally posted by Scatcat
My pet peeve is people trying to get on an elevator before everyone getting off gets off.
you do realize this could be misconstrued right?
Karaya
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
you do realize this could be misconstrued right?
Karaya
So hes seen 'Elevator XXXtacy' too many times. Im guilty as well.
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Near deads that drive exactly 3 MPH under the posted speed limit regardless of how many cars are stacked up behind them.
Hehe. Whenever I get some retardo riding my bumper because I'm not speeding fast enough for his liking, I usually pull over so he can pass. Most often I catch back up at the next light or something, sometimes not. Either way he's not my problem anymore.
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See, thats just fine. People that move get a friendly honk... but I swear its a sport in this state to obstruct traffic.
Combination of cranky old people and the worst road system in the nation.
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people chewing with their mouths open.... the worst.
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When I hold a door open for somone and they don't say "thank you".
:mad:
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Pollock's...and all those other people.
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I never got Pollock's stuff either
(http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/pollock/pollock.number-8.small.jpg) (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/pollock/pollock.easter-totem.small.jpg) (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/pollock/pollock.shimmering.small.jpg)
Kinda like visual noise to me.
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People who drive at 10 and 2 and still drive like idiots. I hate people who take up two parking spots.. especially if they have a 94 Civic riced out. Women who complain about men leaving the seat up.. LOOK DAMNIT!!
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That is what I meant Holden McGroin.
WTF is with that?
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It means I have part pollock bird for brains in me. I can not spell.
HELP! I can design firefighter machines that kill flames with gas!!
but the flames gets bigger.:confused:
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I don't know why but coming up to a urinal and finding that it hasn't been flushed pisses me off. If I find it yellow it stays yellow when I am done.
Or those freaks that line the toilet seat with TP and then leave it on the toilet when they are done.
Or like this one time, at band camp...
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People who say everything on vox twice.
People who say everything on vox twice.
"The vh is down. The vh is down."
"Spitty upping. Spitty upping."
"Check 6. Check 6. I say again, check 6."
"Flak at the town. Flak at the town."
"Ooh, I'm now a senior member. Ooh, I'm now a senior member."
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Some that come to mind are:
1. When a ride comes to pick you up, they honk instead of knocking on the door.
2. Someone who prepares food without washing their hands first.
3. The grammatical structure, "Me and Joe drove over to Pensacola." ...instead of "Joe and I..."
4. Folks who walk their dogs and let 'em do their business in your yard, then don't clean it up.
5. People who don't return business calls when they say they will.
6. Friends who come to visit and don't bring beer, or whatever, and then drink your supply.
7. When driving...folks who speed up to a stop sign like they're not gonna stop. Or they stop and creep up a little when your car is right on top of 'em. Like they're gonna pull out in front of you.
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Not to get off topic: Holden McGroin, those Pollack paintings are nice. Bet he had fun doing those. Interesting art related tidbit here. Tolouse Lautrec and some other impressionist artists experimented with shooting paint from a muzzleloader onto litho stones and then printeing them. Not sure whether he incorporated this technique into his known litho posters, or if they were purely experimental. Did you see the "Mail Call" show where R. Lee Ermey blasted the paint cans hanging over the canvas with a shotgun? Hehe, pretty darn cool. :D
Les
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Pull up behind a guy at a red light. Then he hits his left turn signal when the light turns green, making you wait for him to turn. I hate those people!
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Laplanders and their friggen reindeers:mad: :mad: :mad:
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people who say "can I axe you a question"
I can't help but think (and sometimes say), "I'd like to AXE you"
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Pet Peeve: Folks who are uptight and get upset over stupid little things that that don’t really matter.
(And dudes who want to watch me pee.)
eskimo
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Lots of stuff pisses me off but my most #1 hated pet peeve is
when planes wont hold still when I am trying to shoot them.
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people that dont get my humor and then manages to get upset when i deck them.
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All those darn Penguins in tux's ... how do they rate getting a free tux??
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Originally posted by Rolex
People who say everything on vox twice.
People who say everything on vox twice.
"The vh is down. The vh is down."
"Spitty upping. Spitty upping."
"Check 6. Check 6. I say again, check 6."
"Flak at the town. Flak at the town."
"Ooh, I'm now a senior member. Ooh, I'm now a senior member."
Ooo so true !! the damn air traffic controls. They race to be the 1st to call out every plane they see! So annoying.
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Pet peeve: Workaholics that think people who don't happen to share their same disease are lazy.
A presentation at 7:00pm on Sunday night on a holiday weekend? Wtf is up with that?
It's akin to an alcoholic forcing everyone around them to get stoopid drunk.
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People that have no left lane discipline...
ie they drive 5 miles an hour below the speed limit and hold everyone else up because they feel like being the self centered civilian police...
People like that need fines... big frigging fines...
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People that walk down the middle of parking lot lanes blocking cars driving down the lanes. They usually walk and act like livestock, oblivious to the fact that they are walking in traffic.
People that hold on to my hand too long during what was assumed to be a normal hanshake.....yuk! fargs..
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What exactly is a pet peeve? What would you feed a pet peeve? Why would anybody want a pet peeve? Are they messy? Do they make noises? Do they destroy furniture?
:p
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When the cashier says
"i'll help the next in line"
and all the people BEHIND you rush to the line
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kinda adding on to NUKE's reply,
people that KNOW they are in crosswalks and literally slow down because it is a control issue.......and they give you THAT LOOK. Yes, you will wait on ME.
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Here's another I just experienced. At a busy grocery store it squealing irritates me to see people who park their shopping cart on one side of the aisle and then walk to the other side effectively blocking both sides of the aisle. And then they act like they are inconvenienced when you want to go through.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Here's another I just experienced. At a busy grocery store it squealing irritates me to see people who park their shopping cart on one side of the aisle and then walk to the other side effectively blocking both sides of the aisle. And then they act like they are inconvenienced when you want to go through.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Oh thats an easy one to fix.
Just play bumper cars with there cart:aok
Do it all the time works well too.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Near deads that drive exactly 3 MPH under the posted speed limit regardless of how many cars are stacked up behind them.
this pisses me off too, also slowpokes in the left lane, and the ones who come fro the right to the left to go the sme speed as another care in the right lane so noone can get by.
Germany has the best rule on that - drive on the right, pass on the left. If YOU are passed on the right on the autobahn, you get a hefty fine. right on
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Originally posted by Munkii
I hate people who take up two parking spots.. Women who complain about men leaving the seat up.. LOOK DAMNIT!!
I have a standard responce for each of these.
When I come across one of these yoyo's that think they are gonna protect their car by taking up two spots what I do is pull in right along side next to em and park so close that the only way they can get in is through the passangers side.
Received more then one "thank you" note on my windsheild for that LOL
But its better then what a buddy of mine used to do.
he would unfold a paper clip and runa scratch down the side from headlight to tail light and would say "that ta show em they aint immune"
As far as the toilet seat. That is one of my pet peeves too. Women complaining about the toilet seat being left up.
My feeling is that anyone that doesnt check before they sit down deserves exactly what they get.
When a woman complains about that I just tell em.
"Hey, just be happy I lifted it to begin with. My aim isnt always so good":aok
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The toilet lid thing is easy to fix.
Just tell her It's a mans world ! Now STFU Biotch and get in the kitchen and cook my dinner LOL.
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Couple of peeves.
Cops that completely ignore the 3 cars that just flew past you like you were standing still then pull YOU over to give you a speeding ticket.
Clowns that think they are their Honda Civic handles like an 18 wheeler and insist on bearing right first to make a left turn. and vice versa.
Women who hold out on giving sex to their husbands and act lke its some kind of virtue. Then get upset when he cheats And cant understand why he would do so. Sister in law did that. she didnt like when I said to her "Well its your own damn fault what the hell did you expect him to do?"
My latest biggest peeve Which is the price fo beef and
the way the price of one cut of beef can triple yet another cut stay the same.
Doesnt it all come from the same friggen animal??
Vegetarians that have the complexion of someone who died 4 days ago telling me how eating meat is unhealthy
And while we're on the subject.
Diehard extreme Animal rights activists.. All of them
And no I dont care how an animal is treated or killed before it reaches my dinner table. I only care that it tastes good.
I could go on
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In responce to the toilet lid issues ... I stopped complaining about it ages ago and just did something about it.
The lid is no longer an issue in our home ...
(http://s90945482.onlinehome.us/odds/Toilet_Duct_Tape.jpeg)
I must say duct tape sure is useful!
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Originally posted by strk
this pisses me off too, also slowpokes in the left lane, and the ones who come fro the right to the left to go the sme speed as another care in the right lane so noone can get by.
Germany has the best rule on that - drive on the right, pass on the left. If YOU are passed on the right on the autobahn, you get a hefty fine. right on
Oh, we have similar laws. Unfortunately, traffic cops are more interested in looking for the red convertable doing 69 in a 65 than the minivan that's had cruise control set at 64 for the past 10 miles in the left lane.
I swear to frikken God it ridiculous... the drivers they let on the road today... some of them are totally oblivious to whats going on around them.. the rest like to play 'formation driving' like you described so no one can get past.
The difference between Germany and the US is the drivers training. It actually costs MONEY in Germany to get a permit and you actually get trained (what a concept, eh?).... in the US if youve got a face, can spell your name, and understand that the red cirlcle thingy means 'stop' youre good to go.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
in the US if youve got a face, can spell your name,...
Sometimes not even that is needed.
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Originally posted by MrsRoo
In responce to the toilet lid issues ... I stopped complaining about it ages ago and just did something about it.
The lid is no longer an issue in our home ...
(http://s90945482.onlinehome.us/odds/Toilet_Duct_Tape.jpeg)
I must say duct tape sure is useful!
I don't get it...how does duct tape get piss off the seat?;)