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Title: How Many Members of the Bush* Admin Are Needed To Replace a Light Bulb??
Post by: strk on May 23, 2004, 11:03:33 AM

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:

one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,

one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,

one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,

one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,

one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

Title: How Many Members of the Bush* Admin Are Needed To Replace a Light Bulb??
Post by: Dingbat on May 23, 2004, 01:28:04 PM

lol!

Title: How Many Members of the Bush* Admin Are Needed To Replace a Light Bulb??
Post by: rpm on May 23, 2004, 03:57:54 PM

:aok

Title: How Many Members of the Bush* Admin Are Needed To Replace a Light Bulb??
Post by: Swager on May 23, 2004, 07:29:19 PM

Hum!  I thought it was 8.

Thanks for the info!    

:)

Title: Re: How Many Members of the Bush* Admin Are Needed To Replace a Light Bulb??
Post by: Drunky on May 23, 2004, 07:34:00 PM

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Originally posted by strk
and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

Aha...I don't think you hate Bush as much as you pretend, Mr. I'm Going Soft.  You forgot to put the '*' at the end of Bush.

Admit it, you really want to bear his love child don't you?

Title: How Many Members of the Bush* Admin Are Needed To Replace a Light Bulb??
Post by: SirLoin on May 23, 2004, 11:32:19 PM

All you need to screw in a bulb is for Bush to hold the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Title: How Many Members of the Bush* Admin Are Needed To Replace a Light Bulb??
Post by: Heretik on May 24, 2004, 01:15:35 AM

Actually, the light bulb never gets changed.  We, the unwashed masses, are constantly reminded of the need to "stay the course" no matter how flawed the lightbulb is.  Any suggestions that a new (brighter maybe?) bulb is needed are to be met with censure and cries of heresy.