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Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Kirin on May 27, 2004, 09:18:27 AM
(http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/pics/humor/div/difference.jpg)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: FUNKED1 on May 27, 2004, 09:19:22 AM
WTLY
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 09:22:15 AM
Old but true...
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2004, 09:24:25 AM
very old, but one of those girls still looks good. :)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: ra on May 27, 2004, 09:26:10 AM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
very old, but one of those girls still looks good. :)

The one on the left ain't bad either.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2004, 09:28:46 AM
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Originally posted by ra
The one on the left ain't bad either.


true, but i never liked redheads much
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2004, 09:33:20 AM
Simply not true. Women are variable in all sizes and shapes.

Now HERE is the biggest difference between Europe and the USA:

(http://home.comcast.net/~ripsnort60/Difference2.jpg)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2004, 09:35:27 AM
why do americans need signalguns :confused:

i see the real gun sais Austria so...
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: AKCasca on May 27, 2004, 09:38:28 AM
Yeah, there are no fat chicks in the EU   :rolleyes:
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: beet1e on May 27, 2004, 09:48:35 AM
ROFL - again! And Ripsnort - the reason you'd need the gun on the right is to penetrate all the fat. (http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/jester.gif)

I must say, the Euopean lady's lunch basket looks interesting. Someone said she was French?

I remember what happened to this thread last time, so...

...IN!
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 10:29:06 AM
Ya, i posted it last time and it got locked.

In.

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true, but i never liked redheads much


I love redheads!
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2004, 10:40:37 AM
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Originally posted by Maniac
I love redheads!


commie lover :D


(preemptive strike, better me than one of those yanks)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Saintaw on May 27, 2004, 10:50:45 AM
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Originally posted by AKCasca
Yeah, there are no fat chicks in the EU   :rolleyes:


Of course there are, but I would like to see the ratio.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 10:54:54 AM
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Yeah, there are no fat chicks in the EU


Right now, its spring, theres so many nice looking chicks out on the town that its sick...

Its like they all went away on a training camp during the winter or something...
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Saintaw on May 27, 2004, 10:58:49 AM
Maniac, I know what you're talking about... right nextdoor to my flat is a Sweedish pub. I'm a "regular" :D
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2004, 11:24:24 AM
Saintaw..would you mind changing your avatar....im getting an urge for fries everyf*****g time i see it :mad: :)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: niknak on May 27, 2004, 12:12:26 PM
American women on average are fatter then there European counterparts.

Truth or myth? Any actual figures?

I know one thing for sure, fat girls are less and less shy about showing off their flab in britain at least (low cut jeans + high cut top).

Obessity in the UK is reaching record levels especially among children.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Grimm on May 27, 2004, 12:13:57 PM
Over all,  Id say that is true.

When Iv been over seas (I'm american) I really noticed the difference.  

Sure there are beautiful women both places, but European woman just seem to take better care of themselves and dress nicer when out.  

When recently in Rome,  I could spot american women from a distance,   normaly chubby,  sweat pants, T-shirt and hair ratted up in a hat or something,  just plain sloppy.   The Europeans where dress to kill and had great hair and makeup all the time.

This last trip really reenforced that opion.   That picture illistrates it well.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2004, 12:14:06 PM
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Originally posted by niknak
American women on average are fatter then there European counterparts.

Truth or myth? Any actual figures?

 


The facts are out there, America is 62% overweight, highest in the world. We have the highest standard of living. The "baggage" that comes with a higher standard of living is weight gain.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Yeager on May 27, 2004, 12:21:07 PM
neo-euro rabble babble.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 12:22:23 PM
LOL :D
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: capt. apathy on May 27, 2004, 12:31:23 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
very old, but one of those girls still looks good. :)


are you sure?  it's been awhile since the pic was taken.  she's had plenty of time to squeeze out a few kids, get married, and start letting her self go.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: beet1e on May 27, 2004, 12:47:36 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
The facts are out there, America is 62% overweight, highest in the world. We have the highest standard of living. The "baggage" that comes with a higher standard of living is weight gain.
Doesn't tally, Ripper. It's got nothing to do with "high standard of living". Most of the obesity arises in the poorer/less well educated socio-economic groups. People don't get fat from eating Filet Mignon and foie gras de l'oie - they get fat from cheap mass produced fast food and an excess of carbohydrate - plus all those milkshake things - a poorly balanced diet which is lacking in fruit, salads and vegetables but high in potato chips/crisps, snacks and sweets. Besides, I wouldn't equate being a fat blob to a "high standard of living".

Dinner at the Doe household
Hmm, they sure don't look like Fortune 500 employees to me! :lol

(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_8_4.gif)(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_8_9.gif)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Dune on May 27, 2004, 12:51:36 PM
That redhead my have a nice ass, but I bet she doesn't shave her pits.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Saintaw on May 27, 2004, 02:46:36 PM
'high standards' = Cheese sauce on KFC ?

Beetle, you say "Foie Gras" not foie gras d'oie... it goes without saying ... of course that is how us, them *posh* ones say it :D
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 02:52:46 PM
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Maniac, I know what you're talking about... right nextdoor to my flat is a Sweedish pub. I'm a "regular"


You really should visit Stockholm in the middle of the summer... Its great in the summer, too bad its too short tough... like 4 months or something...
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: txmx on May 27, 2004, 02:54:06 PM
Well to the girl on the left! just say yes to crack:aok
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 27, 2004, 03:39:44 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
...It's got nothing to do with "high standard of living". Most of the obesity arises in the poorer/less well educated socio-economic groups....


(http://gbgm-umc.org/umcor/photos/ethiopia/pauljeffrey/eyatanidalayo2.jpg)

(http://aiges.csd.auth.gr/Karoulis/GraphicPool/Images/Photos_fun/images/Sumo.jpg)

Which picture dipicts the poorer/less well educated socio-economic group? (yes I know it is an extreme example, but  Americans and Europeans are already in the top 20% socio-economically on a world wide scale.)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: midnight Target on May 27, 2004, 03:50:59 PM
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: txmx on May 27, 2004, 03:53:59 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls


Why there probably all gay;)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2004, 03:57:00 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
(http://gbgm-umc.org/umcor/photos/ethiopia/pauljeffrey/eyatanidalayo2.jpg)

(http://aiges.csd.auth.gr/Karoulis/GraphicPool/Images/Photos_fun/images/Sumo.jpg)

Which picture dipicts the poorer/less well educated socio-economic group? (yes I know it is an extreme example, but  Americans and Europeans are already in the top 20% socio-economically on a world wide scale.)



LMAO McGroin! You've done it again! Water spewed all over keyboard!
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: deSelys on May 27, 2004, 03:57:02 PM
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Originally posted by Dune
That redhead my have a nice ass, but I bet she doesn't shave her pits.


Probabilities are against you ;)

This urban legend must have a really bad effect on the american man abroad 'lay factor'. Too bad 4 u guys...
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: deSelys on May 27, 2004, 03:58:52 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
(http://gbgm-umc.org/umcor/photos/ethiopia/pauljeffrey/eyatanidalayo2.jpg)

(http://aiges.csd.auth.gr/Karoulis/GraphicPool/Images/Photos_fun/images/Sumo.jpg)

Which picture dipicts the poorer/less well educated socio-economic group? (yes I know it is an extreme example, but  Americans and Europeans are already in the top 20% socio-economically on a world wide scale.)



Woaw I didn't know that Sumo was an american/european sport!
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: txmx on May 27, 2004, 03:59:57 PM
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Originally posted by deSelys
Woaw I didn't know that Sumo was an american/european sport!


LOL you never met any of my ex inlaws.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Glasses on May 27, 2004, 04:01:59 PM
That's one of the things I noticed when I went to Italy last month I saw NO fat girls none! the ones I found sadly enough were American chicks that were where I was staying, , oh and those Italian women are super uber duper maga ultra hot damnit  I'm gonna marry an Italian woman I know it :D
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2004, 04:10:21 PM
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Originally posted by Glasses
That's one of the things I noticed when I went to Italy last month I saw NO fat girls none! the ones I found sadly enough were American chicks that were where I was staying, , oh and those Italian women are super uber duper maga ultra hot damnit  I'm gonna marry an Italian woman I know it :D


Two problems with Italian women:

1) When single they are skinny, give one a ring and marry her, and watch her weight double in 1 year.

2) Need a weed whacker before you make love.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: deSelys on May 27, 2004, 04:10:21 PM
This thread reminds me...


Here’s the scenario: On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded, each on their own island:
1. Two Italian men and one Italian woman

2. Two French men and one French woman

3. Two German men and one German woman

4. Two Greek men and one Greek woman

5. Two English men and one English woman

6. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman

7. Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman

8. Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman

9. Two Irish men and one Irish woman

10. Two American men and one American woman


One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
1. One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

2. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.

3. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

4. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

5. The two English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

6. The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and died swimming to the English Island.

7. The two Japanese men faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

8. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

9. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a couple of liters of coconut whiskey. However, they’re satisfied because the English aren’t having any fun.

10. The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin and hair, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the cause of her problems, and why didn’t they bring a cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: deSelys on May 27, 2004, 04:12:55 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Two problems with Italian women:

1) When single they are skinny, give one a ring and marry her, and watch her weight double in 1 year.

2) Need a weed whacker before you make love.


and

3) they all have a psycho bloodthirsty brother...
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Glasses on May 27, 2004, 04:15:46 PM
Hey Rip it's a jungle in there :D :rofl So that's why I'm an explorer :D
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: midnight Target on May 27, 2004, 04:19:15 PM
I don't recall butt-cleavage being all that sexy back in the day.



 But that redhead ......... daayyyyyyaaaaammmm!
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: MaddDog on May 27, 2004, 04:38:17 PM
if shes from france, maaayybbbe that isnt such a bad country!
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: txmx on May 27, 2004, 04:40:12 PM
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Originally posted by MaddDog
if shes from france, maaayybbbe that isnt such a bad country!


LOL I think the flag above her head Is a dead give away brainiac.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 04:41:59 PM
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LOL I think the flag above her head Is a dead give away brainiac.


Yo, thats not a French flag.

The Wine basket is a give away tough.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: txmx on May 27, 2004, 04:43:25 PM
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Originally posted by Maniac
Yo, thats not a French flag.



YO that was my point.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: MaddDog on May 27, 2004, 04:50:22 PM
i was being sarcastic "Braniac", wait since youve been a superscubasniper/druglordhunter/to much to list, you probably knew that huh?|?|?
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: midnight Target on May 27, 2004, 04:51:36 PM
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Originally posted by txmx
LOL I think the flag above her head Is a dead give away brainiac.


You see, that isn't a dead givaway brainiac because that is the European Union flag. France would be represented by one of those stars.
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: txmx on May 27, 2004, 04:52:12 PM
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Originally posted by MaddDog
i was being sarcastic "Braniac", wait since youve been a superscubasniper/druglordhunter/to much to list, you probably knew that huh?|?|?



LOL yeah ok whatever you say .
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: MaddDog on May 27, 2004, 04:55:05 PM
:rofl :rofl  Thanks Mr.Black :)
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 04:56:40 PM
:rofl :aok :rofl :aok :rofl
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: txmx on May 27, 2004, 05:03:41 PM
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Originally posted by MaddDog
:rofl :rofl  Thanks Mr.Black :)


No Problem Angry Chi waa waa
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: MaddDog on May 27, 2004, 05:04:35 PM
:aok :rofl :rofl  funnnny guy, you great Mr.Black
Title: But how do they age?
Post by: Dago on May 27, 2004, 05:08:11 PM
Our American women age better:

Old American Women
(http://www.cpinternet.com/%7Etlong1/cheryltiegs.jpg) (http://www.cpinternet.com/%7Etlong1/christie.jpg)

versus

Old European Women
(http://www.cpinternet.com/%7Etlong1/Ruokolahden_eukot.jpg)

:D

dago
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Maniac on May 27, 2004, 05:18:57 PM
lol
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2004, 05:27:32 PM
looks like that american needs to shave her arms better
Title: Difference between Europe and the USA
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 27, 2004, 06:06:09 PM
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Originally posted by deSelys
Woaw I didn't know that Sumo was an american/european sport!
 

Didn't say it was, just  used a photo of socio-economically advanced fat people.  However...

(http://www.astro.caltech.edu/~wws/akebono.jpg)
Jan 22 - Akebono, sumo's first foreign-born Yokozuna grand champion, retired today, ending a career which saw the former Hawaiian high-school basketball star not only excel in the sport but adapt to the ultra-conservative sumo world.

(http://www.astro.caltech.edu/~wws/musashimaru2.jpg)
the 67th Yokozuna, the second Hawaiian born Grand Champion sumo.

2 American Grand Champions in our lifetime... looks like it is starting to be an American sport as well as Japanese.