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Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: AKcurly on May 28, 2004, 08:04:16 AM
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So, this Saturday at 4 P.M. Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of thier house to prove they are not taliban and to demonstrate they think it's ok to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: Nilsen on May 28, 2004, 08:10:15 AM
LOL :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: deSelys on May 28, 2004, 08:25:35 AM
:rofl


It's time for Europe to show that we are against terrorists too!!!
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: storch on May 28, 2004, 08:38:19 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I think I'll head over to murphy, texas and see what the freak show will look like.
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: MrsRoo on May 29, 2004, 04:13:55 PM
Well I did my bit .... we don't seem to have any terrorists in our neighborhood ...
I got 3 marraige proposals
10 propositions
and I was chased by 17 angry wives (im not going to tell you what they did to their non-terrorist hubbies it wasn't pretty)
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: NUKE on May 29, 2004, 04:15:50 PM
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Originally posted by MrsRoo
Well I did my bit .... we don't seem to have any terrorists in our neighborhood ...
I got 3 marraige proposals
10 propositions
and I was chased by 17 angry wives (im not going to tell you what they did to their non-terrorist hubbies it wasn't pretty)


got any pics?:p
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: DiabloTX on May 29, 2004, 05:45:33 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
got any pics?:p


Better yet, have any MPEG's of it?
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: Nilsen on May 29, 2004, 05:51:10 PM
we better let them keep their mpeg archives closed for us......mr roo may be the star actor in a few of them, and i dont wanna risk seing the wrong mpeg :p
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: WilldCrd on May 29, 2004, 05:55:52 PM
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Originally posted by storch
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I think I'll head over to murphy, texas and see what the freak show will look like.


Ya know i drove through there last night ....it aint pretty
Title: Important instructions for this Saturday
Post by: rpm on May 29, 2004, 06:19:28 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
we better let them keep their mpeg archives closed for us......mr roo may be the star actor in a few of them, and i dont wanna risk seing the wrong mpeg :p
That's the downside of straight porn. I don't really want to see another guys snausage. That's why my porn is 100% lesbian.:aok