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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: lazs2 on May 28, 2004, 10:11:49 AM
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Of zombies!
lazs
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BRAINS!!!
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Most zombies are lousy dancers.
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and they're the worse players to have on a Basketball team.
:rofl
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They smelll really bad too..
Though this morning I broke wind and the smell was Shockingly bad!!
Prolly worse then a zombie could do!
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although they don't dance all that well... they do get distracted if you turn up simple rythms really loud on boom boxes or let em sit in cars with 500 watt systems playing really annoying music.
lazs
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Speaking of zombies.
Two new movies you've got to see.
"Shawn of the Dead" a British comedy spoof on the Romero movie.
and a remake of Romero's Day of the Dead ... "Day of the Dead: contagium"
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Even Lazs can outrun the fastest Zombie.
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Run?
Hell, think of all the head shots.....
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Originally posted by Airhead
Even Lazs can out limp the fastest Zombie.
A good Most Extreme Elimination Challenge episode in the making.
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Hey Lazs, there's a draft being written to repeal some of the provisions of California's gun laws, including magazine capacity, and adopt the Second Amendment as part of our State Constitution.
It's still in its infancy and so far is only an outline, but we'd like to introduce it as a ballot initiative since it'd have no chance of clearing Congress and becoming law.
You might some day be able to shoot thirteen Zombies without reloading like in the old days.
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my thought on ammendments in California... the democrat appointed 9th court of appeals...
they have shown in the past that they are willing to block all non leftist bills passed in California. U guys in the rest of the country like California laws? Vote for kerry then and welcom to the club comrad.
Have to be one slow zombie to not be able to out run me.
I am not a big fan of hi capacity handguns in any case tho. I know how to reload and my mini 14 (sounds like a cute gun huh?) has 40 round mags.
lazs
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Originally posted by SirLoin
BRAINS!!!
Oops..Wrong thread.:rolleyes:
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^^^^
A Zombie!!
Shoot him!!!
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Is Celine Dion a zombie?
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(http://zombies.monstrous.com/pictures/zombie-1.jpg)
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Zombies have rights too ya know....NAAZP :rofl
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(http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-28-04-postcards/MrPazzah.jpg)
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Originally posted by lazs2
although they don't dance all that well... they do get distracted if you turn up simple rythms really loud on boom boxes or let em sit in cars with 500 watt systems playing really annoying music.
lazs
Lazs2, the Voice of Experience.
Seems you're perfectly safe getting close to zombies and doing this pointless research, since their favorite food is brain metter, and, you...well..............:(
...you get the picture...
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Fast zombies are hellascary.
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Zombies make good Spit dweebs.
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Do not let zombies use your hot tub unless you are really good at unclogging filters.
Also it is not a good idea to let them sit in your car with the windows up on a hot day. Even Fabreeze will not get the smell out.
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Originally posted by SunKing
Speaking of zombies.
Two new movies you've got to see.
"Shawn of the Dead" a British comedy spoof on the Romero movie.
and a remake of Romero's Day of the Dead ... "Day of the Dead: contagium"
You forgot the most famous zombie of all... Go see the last temptation of christ. :D
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And sandman casts for a lunker.
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Last time I drank zombies I had a hangover for days. Mixing liquors is a bad thing.
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They are NOT Zombies you insensitive lout. From now on refer to them as 'Life-challenged Homosapiens'
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I am fond of "brain chiggers". I realize that they are sensitive and that eating brains is just part of their adopted culture that was forced on them by the persecution by living people but....
Head shots!!! skeet and trap taken to a whole new level.
who could resist.
we never have any good riots here.
lazs
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Aunt Claira’s Zombie Stew
2 pounds zombie meat cubed (look for an extra lean cut with very little marbling in the meat)
1 tablespoon werewolf liver oil
25 eyeballs (blue have the best flavor)
4 medium batwings (shredded)
2 medium potatoes, cut into finger sized pieces
2 medium Venus flytraps
2 cups Helvella mushrooms
1 teaspoon Valerian root
1 teaspoon Deadly Nightshade
1 cup swamp water
1 cup mare's sweat
1 (16 ounce) can no-salt added stewed tomatoes
3 tablespoons all-purpose foot fungus (dried)
Trim all excess fat from zombie meat and cut into cubes. Heat werewolf liver oil in a large soup pot over medium-high heat until hot. Add zombie and quickly brown on all sides. Add remaining ingredients except fungus, salt and pepper to taste and reduce heat to simmer. Simmer approximately 1 hour or until zombie is cooked and vegetables are tender.
Combine 1 cup stew broth with fungus in a small bowl. Mix with fork or whisk and add to stew. Continue heating another 10-15 minutes or until thickened.
Makes 8 servings
Serving size: 12 ounces
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thank you mrs roo but..
The best thing about zombie hunts tho is ... like groundhgs... u don't have to justify it with the namby pamby "I eat everything I kill" stuff.
You can just revel in the sheer joy of a good headshot.
lazs
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College campuses represent some of the best habitat for zombies. I remember seeing large numbers of them in my brief sojourn there. However, one can't simply walk onto campus with a large hunting party and start blasting away. Zombies tend to congregate in specific spots.
In the summer, they are more apt to be found in Education 101, especially in the hours immediately following lunch. However, hunting them under these conditions isn't much of a challenge, for they are more lethargic than usual.
If a fall hunt is more to your liking, wander onto campus during any home ballgame or during Hell Week. Zombies are more active during these times than during the summer, therefore "sign" is more plentiful. Look for regurgitated booze, pretzels, and discarded beer cans and togas.
Happy hunting!
Shuckins/Leggern
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Championship sports brings em out too... win or lose they tend to riot in force. Something about some court rulings tends to get the lemming up in the zombie population too.
lazs
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Zombie broads are good shaggin - if you get em from behind - and if you don't take too long :D
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Sardines anyone?