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Title: Humor
Post by: AKcurly on May 31, 2004, 08:25:13 AM: Today is my daughters 18th birthday....... I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now ... what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."
Title: Humor
Post by: Nilsen on May 31, 2004, 09:01:58 AM: LOL :D
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Post by: Saintaw on May 31, 2004, 09:08:47 AM: lol :D

I see you spelled it humour wrong again Curly! ;)
Title: Humor
Post by: storch on May 31, 2004, 09:40:09 AM: :rofl
Title: Humor
Post by: lada on May 31, 2004, 09:47:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
lol :D

I see you spelled it humour wrong again Curly! ;)

neg you troll.... we spell it humor as well...

well ... we dont speak english at all, but we spell it humor :D
Title: Humor
Post by: storch on May 31, 2004, 09:51:31 AM: Humour, Hum our, hum our what? doesn't seem proper, I have to go with what Lada said. Also in Spanish it is humor as well only the H is silent.
Title: Humor
Post by: lada on May 31, 2004, 09:56:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
Also in Spanish it is humor as well only the H is silent.

WHat ?

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ??

Since when is something silent in spanish ? I never meet any silent spanish :D
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Post by: Saintaw on May 31, 2004, 10:02:19 AM: hehe nothing but an old joke between Curly & I realy :)
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Post by: storch on May 31, 2004, 10:09:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lada
WHat ?

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ??

Since when is something silent in spanish ? I never meet any silent spanish :D

Hola is pronounce ola. Humor umor. the H is silent. but you are right not much else is silent in Spanish. :)
Title: Humor
Post by: Airhead on May 31, 2004, 10:58:21 AM: You know what this thread needs? Eurobashing.

Not too much... just a dash.

euros suck

There. That should do it.
Title: Humor
Post by: lada on May 31, 2004, 11:57:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
Hola is pronounce ola. Humor umor. the H is silent. but you are right not much else is silent in Spanish. :)

ummmm .. .spanish is odd, umor means "close to death" in our language :D
Title: Humor
Post by: Boroda on May 31, 2004, 12:05:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lada
ummmm .. .spanish is odd, umor means "close to death" in our language :D

"umer" = "is dead" in Russian.

Humor = "YuMOR".
Title: Humor
Post by: storch on May 31, 2004, 12:05:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
You know what this thread needs? Eurobashing.

Not too much... just a dash.

euros suck

There. That should do it.

:rofl :aok
Title: Humor
Post by: lada on May 31, 2004, 12:07:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead

euros suck

we suck more that ever

damm who do i suck tonight ?
Title: Humor
Post by: Nilsen on May 31, 2004, 12:20:24 PM: hey professor....you are supposed to get offended.
Title: Humor
Post by: lada on May 31, 2004, 01:11:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
hey professor....you are supposed to get offended.

sucked... dammm you changed your lovely picture ... didnt you ?
Title: Humor
Post by: Nilsen on May 31, 2004, 01:32:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lada
sucked... dammm you changed your lovely picture ... didnt you ?

no, i just put on a hat
Title: Humor
Post by: NUKE on May 31, 2004, 01:34:05 PM: We love you Nilsen, you have wonderful eyes and a pretty mouth :D
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Post by: Nilsen on May 31, 2004, 01:38:59 PM: how about my hair.......do you like my hair?....please say you like my hair.
Title: Humor
Post by: NUKE on May 31, 2004, 01:39:49 PM: lol, you crack me up Nilsen
Title: Humor
Post by: storch on May 31, 2004, 01:41:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
how about my hair.......do you like my hair?....please say you like my hair.

They may soon be offering marriage proposals, it may be time for an identity change. save yourself.
Title: Humor
Post by: lada on May 31, 2004, 01:42:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
no, i just put on a hat

wtf ? its spring time, you are supposed to put things off :)
Title: Humor
Post by: lada on May 31, 2004, 01:44:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
how about my hair.......do you like my hair?....please say you like my hair.

not baad .. if you were as hairy as your sweater, you would be more atractive :cool:

edit: in my eyes
Title: Humor
Post by: storch on May 31, 2004, 01:54:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lada
not baad .. if you were as hairy as your sweater, you would be more atractive :cool:

edit: in my eyes
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Humor
Post by: DrDea on May 31, 2004, 03:45:46 PM: Mmmmmm.gay pilot love aggggg...:rofl