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Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: rpm on June 02, 2004, 04:57:23 AM
I got this in an e-mail and can't verify it's actually by Robin Williams, but it's still good.

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THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.


I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.


1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys:  We will never "interfere" again.


2.  We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.


3.  All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.



4.  All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.


5.  No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.


6.  The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.


7.  Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8.  If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.


9.  Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10.  All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: CyranoAH on June 02, 2004, 05:22:27 AM
As easy as 1, 2, snopes...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Daniel
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Pei on June 02, 2004, 06:27:20 AM
Is it the "Robin Williams Peace Plan" time of the month again already?
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: ra on June 02, 2004, 07:23:19 AM
Did you guys know that the Italian police have a Ferrari?  It's way cool.
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on June 02, 2004, 07:24:29 AM
Sounds more like something off right wing radio than Robin Williams but hey...if it stops Americans from continually whining about a) How grateful we all should be for America and b) How actually we're all just jealous and want to emigrate to the favoured shore I'm all for it.
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: lazs2 on June 02, 2004, 08:19:36 AM
shade... we do believe that you are jealous... why else would you be so interested in every facet of American life and not your tiny little island ?

lazs
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Hooligan on June 02, 2004, 09:02:07 AM
ferchrissakes lazs:

It is not a "tiny little island".  It is almost as large as one of those small eastern commie states (like Massachusetts).  And as recently as a hundred years ago it had a proud tradition of personal freedom.

Hooligan
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: lazs2 on June 02, 2004, 09:07:19 AM
that recent?   what were they thinking?

lazs
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Toad on June 02, 2004, 09:07:20 AM
And there's still some way cool folks living there that really understand Labradors, pheasants and how to use a shotgun in conjunction with these two aformentioned items.

Of course, they almost all live out in the country and mind their own business so you don't hear much about them.

Kind of like here, I guess.  ;)
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: slimm50 on June 02, 2004, 09:30:13 AM
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Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
Sounds more like something off right wing radio than Robin Williams but hey...if it stops Americans from continually whining about a) How grateful we all should be for America and b) How actually we're all just jealous and want to emigrate to the favoured shore I'm all for it.

A) You are grateful, and B) You are jealous. Admit it, and you will feel better instantly:D
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on June 02, 2004, 09:39:14 AM
A. It's not my island, I'm from Africa - i'm just here to take jobs from the locals and B. I've lived in America - well to be honest California - and it wasn't all that impressive.
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Maverick on June 02, 2004, 09:48:05 AM
Schade,

Actually it's very impressive. If you can cut the mustard. Apparently you couldn't so you spend your free time on an American BBS and taking "pot shots" at the country and what we do here as well as abroad. This sounds very like the symptom of a jealous person and you should be grateful.




:p  :p  :D
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: slimm50 on June 02, 2004, 09:50:02 AM
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Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
A. It's not my island, I'm from Africa - i'm just here to take jobs from the locals and B. I've lived in America - well to be honest California - and it wasn't all that impressive.

California?? That explains a lot...lol
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: gofaster on June 02, 2004, 10:13:52 AM
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This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley


That explains alot.
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Pei on June 02, 2004, 07:12:13 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
shade... we do believe that you are jealous... why else would you be so interested in every facet of American life and not your tiny little island ?

lazs


One could just as easily ask why you Americans are so interested in us and our tiny little island and the rest of the EU for that matter. You seem forever interested in pointing out how much better you are, perhaps a little insecurity going on? :)
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: VOR on June 02, 2004, 08:56:54 PM
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Originally posted by Pei
One could just as easily ask why you Americans are so interested in us and our tiny little island and the rest of the EU for that matter. You seem forever interested in pointing out how much better you are, perhaps a little insecurity going on? :)


Aren't you in Australia? Never been there, but it seems like a pretty neat place to me! Matter of fact, I'm watching Crocodile Hunter right now! I suppose you're right...I wish I was man enough to wrestle a crocodile.  :D
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Sandman on June 02, 2004, 09:54:45 PM
Wake up!

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=103005

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=86141

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=85828

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90431
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Maverick on June 02, 2004, 11:14:59 PM
Pei,
Funny I don't see any mention in my post concerning Australia and I beleive schade is from another area of the globe. If you, however feel jealous, sorry bout that.
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on June 03, 2004, 12:28:29 AM
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Originally posted by slimm50
California?? That explains a lot...lol


yep was a little....how can I put it...weird..
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: NUKE on June 03, 2004, 12:30:19 AM
I was born in  California, it's a beatiful state in a beatiful country.
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Sandman on June 03, 2004, 12:32:17 AM
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Originally posted by NUKE
I was born in  California, it's a beatiful state in a beatiful country.


Some parts are more beautiful than others. I try to avoid large cities as much as possible. :)


Oh... and I should add... I'd move to Sierra Vista, AZ in a heartbeat.
Title: The Robin Williams Peace Plan
Post by: Pei on June 03, 2004, 03:51:37 AM
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Originally posted by Maverick
Pei,
Funny I don't see any mention in my post concerning Australia and I beleive schade is from another area of the globe. If you, however feel jealous, sorry bout that.


I'm not Australian, I'm British (thank God! :)).

My point is that for every US-basher there is a Euro-(or anyone else apart from the US)-basher on this board.

And for the record I lived in the US for nearly four years, and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience (apart from LA of course).