Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mister Fork on June 04, 2004, 08:41:55 AM
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(got this from http://www.combatsim.com)
Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman.
The northern woman turns up her nose. "Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?"
The southern woman thinks about this for a second then says "Where you flyin' to, b*tch?"
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
And you probably thought this would be dirty... shame on YOU!!!
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"My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He
prescribed a strong placebo, but I don't think it's
working." -Fred Marcum