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Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Creamo on June 07, 2004, 06:26:35 AM
Come on C/O's. The comb overs don't get it anymore, never did. And spending $$$$ on whatever infomercial medical or surgical remedies just don't make sense.

Lose the Frier Tuck bowl cut, and join the Dripsnore ranks. I had just enough V.O. to make it happen tonight, my wife with the clippers made quick work of the bad hair. And I feel much better.

Edit- P.S. Shut up Laz
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Rolex on June 07, 2004, 06:31:36 AM
Too bright in here. :cool:
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Creamo on June 07, 2004, 06:34:11 AM
Yeah, it's hideous. Going into the sun this morning.
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Dingbat on June 07, 2004, 06:35:33 AM
is it strange that I have a full head of hair and still keep it shaved?  My hair is so thick it's like brillo
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: SirLoin on June 07, 2004, 06:50:45 AM
Watchout for Bennie Hill wannabes.
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: deSelys on June 07, 2004, 06:58:26 AM
Is your CPU still overheating now?
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Furball on June 07, 2004, 07:06:29 AM
http://www.combover.com
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Creamo on June 07, 2004, 07:32:25 AM
Lol Fur, oh man...

(http://www.combover.com/050a5f80.jpg)
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Curval on June 07, 2004, 07:39:45 AM
Picture please Creamo.  It is only a matter of time before I join you and I will post one when I do the mellon shave.;)

You first though.:p
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Creamo on June 07, 2004, 07:54:44 AM
Ask and you shall receive. Damn I'm a handsome bastard, even bald.

(http://webpages.charter.net/ck2112/Ck2112.jpg)

Why am I such a sweet looking hunk of burning love? Dunno, ask baby jeebus why the blessing was thrown my way.

Edit- Notice the spectacular self-portrait digital camera action. You can’t get that quality every day on Seagram’s V.O.
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: DiabloTX on June 07, 2004, 08:26:01 AM
Ya missed a spot you noob.  Left temple, that patch right there.

Pate shaver since Oct, 2003.

I feel your pain.
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: StabbyTheIcePic on June 07, 2004, 08:36:14 AM
I shall never cut my long dirty liberal hippy lockes. Well untill i have to get a real job.
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Furball on June 07, 2004, 08:48:06 AM
(http://webpages.charter.net/ck2112/Ck2112.jpg)

(http://wweraw.com/superstars/austin/images/austin1.jpg)



hmmmmmm.......... LOL
Title: Re: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Nilsen on June 07, 2004, 09:13:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
clippers made quick work of the bad hair.


Who is most pleased with that...you or your hair? :D
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Nilsen on June 07, 2004, 09:18:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dingbat
is it strange that I have a full head of hair and still keep it shaved?  My hair is so thick it's like brillo


Stop rubbing it in....Creamo just got dumped by his own hair :p
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: gunnss on June 07, 2004, 09:19:12 AM
When I got out of the Army I said I would never shave or cut my hair again ........

How ever,

About the third time my long hair fell in to the oil  tank on a pulse transformer I said bag this.... and got my hair cut to 1/4 inch or less,  I still hate shaving so the sikn look is too much work

I get out the hedge trimmers about once a month and mutilate my beard

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/thumbs/248_1082915486_2-8.jpg) (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/picpopup.php?ImgId=5578)

Note hair and beard have reached the "it irratates me' point and are due for repression

Gunns
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Nilsen on June 07, 2004, 09:21:55 AM
wha the h*** .....is that a "cockpit"? :eek:
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: SirLoin on June 07, 2004, 09:34:17 AM
Har har!!!
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: gunnss on June 07, 2004, 09:50:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
wha the h*** .....is that a "cockpit"? :eek:



Yeah,  not to scale or any thing, but kinda looking like a "Jug".  Pic is out of date have added apolstered padding and adjustable seat, and squad atr to it.

more info Here,

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114679

the next big upgrade will be to make it move

Gunns
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: snapperhead on June 07, 2004, 09:51:01 AM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/95_1086619823_ah_95_1073959947.jpg)


(http://webpages.charter.net/ck2112/Ck2112.jpg)
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Wilfrid on June 07, 2004, 09:56:50 AM
The Headblade (http://www.headblade.com/default23.htm)
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Nilsen on June 07, 2004, 09:59:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by gunnss
Yeah,  not to scale or any thing, but kinda looking like a "Jug".  Pic is out of date have added apolstered padding and adjustable seat, and squad atr to it.

more info Here,

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114679

the next big upgrade will be to make it move

Gunns


Nice :) ...If you mix the correct drugs you will get the motion effects you want too. :D
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: gunnss on June 07, 2004, 10:06:11 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Nice :) ...If you mix the correct drugs you will get the motion effects you want too. :D


LOL


Gunns
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: FUNKED1 on June 07, 2004, 10:27:49 AM
It takes a real man to know when to "abandon hair".
Hoopty
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: rpm on June 07, 2004, 12:23:26 PM
I shaved my head a couple summers ago. It was great! The only downside was having to spend an extra 5 minutes in the shower every other day.
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Saintaw on June 07, 2004, 12:23:33 PM
Sweet, we get to call you "Creamsnort" now !
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: oboe on June 07, 2004, 12:47:36 PM
Welcome to the club!

Its wierd to see your dad staring back at you in the mirror after cut though.
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: SunTracker on June 07, 2004, 01:35:06 PM
I think George Carlin made a remark about balding men who shave their heads...
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: FUNKED1 on June 07, 2004, 02:58:03 PM
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Originally posted by SunTracker
I think George Carlin made a remark about balding men who shave their heads...


Yeah when I want hair care advice, I know I instantly think "George Carlin".  
(http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/images/photos/headshots/6c.JPEG) :aok
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 07, 2004, 03:00:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
Ask and you shall receive. Damn I'm a handsome bastard, even bald.

(http://webpages.charter.net/ck2112/Ck2112.jpg)

Why am I such a sweet looking hunk of burning love? Dunno, ask baby jeebus why the blessing was thrown my way.
 



That was Randy Johnson who threw that "blessing" at you...and I'm guessing it was in the same sack as the hot nickels that nailed you between the eyes? :lol

























J/K, welcome to the world of the bald
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Dago on June 07, 2004, 04:32:22 PM
Anyone see a simllarity?

(http://www.cpinternet.com/%7Etlong1/uglycat.jpg)


dago
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: Sandman on June 07, 2004, 11:27:20 PM
I shear my head all the time. Usually just leave the stubble behind and shear again every couple of weeks.

I have shaved it on occasion, but it was a bit troubling the first couple of times. The cream on the razor was pink. I think I used to have an assortment of skin tags on the back of my head. They don't snag the blade anymore. ;)
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: jigsaw on June 08, 2004, 12:52:59 AM
Fun things to get used to;

Being mistaken for a bouncer.
(I swear next time someone tries to pay me the cover charge, I'm taking it.)

Being told you look like...Mr. Clean, Yul Brynner, Telly Savalas, Steve(? some security guy on a talk show) and for any guy that weighs over 200 with a shaved head...Vin


Some of my favorite comebacks.

Religious approach;
"God loves me so much he noogied my hair off."
(works great with kids)

Work approach;
"I'm not bald, I'm aerodynamic."

Being mistaken for another shaved guy;
"Yes we all look alike."

The catch-all-never-fails approach;
"Duh!"


Tried the headblade thing when I first started shaving. Didn't like it much. Currently just use the same razor (mach3) as facial shaving.

Welcome to the club.

:D
Title: I just shaved my mellon
Post by: DiabloTX on June 08, 2004, 07:00:19 AM
A couple of weeks ago the wife and I were sitting outside a carwash place having my Camaro washed and detailed when a biker dude on a totally custom chopper drove in to have his bike washed.  He had the whole getup; leather pants, bandana on his head, huge mustache, girlfriend with tats and marlboro light in her hand.  My wife and I watched him get off the bike, look passed us, smile really big, and say,"Man, that a really nice bike you have."  I looked behind me and saw a FatBoy being detailed.  I turned back and said,"That's not mine.  THAT'S mine." and pointed at my car.  All of this only because my head is shaved.  

:D