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Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: lazs2 on June 07, 2004, 01:41:56 PM
does shaving your head make some people look a lot like.....

ZOMBIES!!

lazs
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 07, 2004, 01:44:05 PM
Hey your right Laz!!


How are we going to tell these jokers from the real thing?





Lucky for me I will never need to shave my head. At 30 I still have the same hairline I did at 15.
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: lazs2 on June 07, 2004, 01:46:26 PM
zombies don't drive cars (well, maybe a prius) or use firearms... except for that one they trained in day of the dead of course.

lazs
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 07, 2004, 01:51:52 PM
Good point, but what about those zombie look alikes that are bald and trying to help the poor mis understood Zombie?

What if you do not see them get out of the geo?
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: TheDudeDVant on June 07, 2004, 02:14:27 PM
Clearly your gonna have to check for ID!

(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/thedudeDVant/zombiecard.jpg)

dude

AoM
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: lazs2 on June 07, 2004, 02:20:10 PM
"Good point, but what about those zombie look alikes that are bald and trying to help the poor mis understood Zombie?

What if you do not see them get out of the geo?"

best to just not take a chance and pop their shiny mellon.

kappa..  I don't honor zombie cards... no heartbeat no life... no service.

lazs
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: SOB on June 07, 2004, 02:21:30 PM
Because I know Lazs will love the idea...

Just bring a liberal with you wherever you go (muzzled, of course), kind of like the canary in the mine shaft.  You can send them ahead of you to greet anyone you happen across and if your liberal gets bit, start shooting.  Plus, California's full of 'em so you'll always have plenty of spares around!
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: TheDudeDVant on June 07, 2004, 02:23:12 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 07, 2004, 02:25:39 PM
Fantastic plan SOB!!!


Once the lib is bit its ok to shoot him too right?
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: lazs2 on June 07, 2004, 02:26:29 PM
sob... you are asking me to take a liberal around with me everywhere I go or... to not and maybe take a chance on popping a few inocent baldies every once in a while?

sorry in advance baldies.

lazs
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 07, 2004, 02:28:17 PM
Laz
 he said muzzled, with the muzzle and the exaust noise in the elko you won't here there wines.

Not the best solutions I agree but heck you get to shoot them when they get bit!
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: SOB on June 07, 2004, 02:47:08 PM
:D
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 07, 2004, 02:56:22 PM
Zombies don't bite conservatives...they only dine on brains...:rolleyes:
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 07, 2004, 03:06:14 PM
Well you're safe then.
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: Gunthr on June 07, 2004, 03:09:50 PM
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does shaving your head make some people look a lot like..... Lazs




I say .....   YES





(http://srg2000.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/krishna.jpg)
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 07, 2004, 03:14:17 PM
Shoot HIM!!!!
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: Gunthr on June 07, 2004, 03:15:30 PM
This zombie is trying to get into a bakery. He doesn't know why... he is just drawn to a dim memory of his previous life (glazed donuts)


(http://srg2000.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fatzom.jpg)
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: TheDudeDVant on June 07, 2004, 03:19:53 PM
Zombie with razor??

(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/thedudeDVant/zombies2.jpg)
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: lazs2 on June 07, 2004, 04:49:32 PM
that blue one is what happens when you follow sobs advice..

no... better to simply take a chance on killing a few extra baldies.  Ammo is cheap enough.

lazs
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 08, 2004, 10:21:23 AM
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Originally posted by Gunthr
This zombie is trying to get into a bakery. He doesn't know why... he is just drawn to a dim memory of his previous life (glazed donuts)


(http://srg2000.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fatzom.jpg)


Good to see Ron Jeremy moving up inthe world...
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: Kieran on June 08, 2004, 10:29:22 AM
Dave Berry said, "Bald white guys look like thumbs."
Title: Is it just me or...
Post by: lazs2 on June 08, 2004, 11:20:52 AM
red tail... only a minority of zombies feed on brains and as many have summized... it is a reflex action from their former lives... the brain eating zombies were liberals in life and simply continue their brain eating in death.

lazs
Title: Re: Is it just me or...
Post by: storch on June 08, 2004, 12:21:11 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
does shaving your head make some people look a lot like.....

ZOMBIES!!

lazs


Yup it's just you!!