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Title: Didn't like the Ewoks? They're all dead now.
Post by: Wilfrid on June 09, 2004, 06:57:46 AM: The destruction of Endor (http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html#introduction)

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Maybe the rebels, being environmentally conscious, attempt to blow up these fragments before they can hit the moon? Fine. You're still left with the same amount of material falling from the sky. You can have it either in big chunks (which make huge impacts) or as a rain of fallout dust. Either way the upper atmosphere will eventually be clogged with either fallout dust or impact dust, resulting in one huge nuclear winter effect.

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Avoiding the Endor Holocaust is completely impossible. It is an inevitable consequence of observable facts of the Return of the Jedi film. Endor is a depopulated wasteland.

Rebel Scum :rolleyes:
Title: Didn't like the Ewoks? They're all dead now.
Post by: Sandman on June 09, 2004, 09:46:33 AM: Indeed... Rebel scum (http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/248ipzbt.asp) .
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Post by: ravells on June 09, 2004, 10:01:32 AM: Sandman,

That was a BRILLIANT article!

Thank you so much for posting it.

Ravs.
Title: Didn't like the Ewoks? They're all dead now.
Post by: Yeager on June 09, 2004, 10:10:51 AM: Interesting? yes, enjoyable? sorta.....

BRILLIANT?

:rofl
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Post by: Charon on June 09, 2004, 10:14:29 AM: If only they had a comprable extinction event before Return of the Jedi. Perhaps hunted for sport during Imperial days. Or made into coats for the wives of rich and corrupt imperial industrialists. Maybe a "lucky Ewok paw" craze. Or, "Ewoks, that's some good eatin.'" One can only dream.

Charon
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Post by: ravells on June 09, 2004, 10:17:09 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Yeager
Interesting? yes, enjoyable? sorta.....

BRILLIANT?

:rofl

Yes, totally brilliant.

Ravs.
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Post by: Pongo on June 09, 2004, 11:05:02 AM: Hillarios..
Good to know the Ewoks got thiers for their treachery. The empire let them live in peace and the Rebels destroyed thier moon.
I bet the trout fishing was good on endor befor the Rebels got there.
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Post by: Yeager on June 09, 2004, 11:07:25 AM: totally?

:rofl
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Post by: FUNKED1 on June 09, 2004, 11:11:01 AM: ****ing ewoks.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on June 09, 2004, 11:18:20 AM: I always new the rebels were scum!

GL trying is to glorify them, so he never shows what they do to captured storm troopers ETC...

Awsome link Sandy.

The other link takes Dork analysis to a new level.
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Post by: Ack-Ack on June 09, 2004, 01:04:09 PM: This is too funny, the guys at my work are gonna get a kick out of this.

ack-ack
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Post by: ravells on June 09, 2004, 02:13:57 PM: Has anyone played the Star Wars Galaxies?

Is it just EverQuest with light sabres or is there more to it than that?

Ravs
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Post by: GtoRA2 on June 09, 2004, 02:23:36 PM: Revells
I have not played but a bunch of friends did.

The key word being did.

They all described it as:

A: Boring

B: Having no point

C: a waste of time if you want to be a jedi.

D: not fun.

granted this was before the space flight stuff, but I am not sure that has made it in yet.

They are all back on EQ now.
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Post by: Pooh21 on June 09, 2004, 02:33:59 PM: lol Rebel Scum
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Post by: ravells on June 09, 2004, 02:47:17 PM: Thanks GtoR

I kind of suspected as much.

Ravs
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Post by: GtoRA2 on June 09, 2004, 02:53:12 PM: Anytime Rav!
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Post by: hawker238 on June 09, 2004, 02:59:28 PM: That was a great article, Sandman.
Title: Didn't like the Ewoks? They're all dead now.
Post by: type_char on June 09, 2004, 04:24:33 PM: The ewoks are now all dead?
Title: Didn't like the Ewoks? They're all dead now.
Post by: Hawklore on June 09, 2004, 05:05:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by type_char
The ewoks are now all dead?

Hmm? hmmpphhh? mmmammaamamUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!!

MUAwWW!!!!!!!!!

Hph hph MUAWAAH!

-sniffle- -sniffle-

I wonder what the sex scene is gonna be like.. :D
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Post by: Furball on June 09, 2004, 05:10:24 PM: its time for that video clip of the little dog again.... yes, you know the one i mean...

here (http://gamefiles.blueyonder.co.uk/blueyondergames/trailers/ROFL.STARWARS.NERDS.wmv)
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Post by: ravells on June 09, 2004, 05:56:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by type_char
The ewoks are now all dead?

YAY!

Well....actually Jar Jar Binks has to go first.

Ravs
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Post by: GtoRA2 on June 09, 2004, 06:02:22 PM: I say the first to go needs to be Mr lucas himself!

That bastage ruined one of the joys of my childhood!!!!

LINCH HIM!:lol
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Post by: ravells on June 09, 2004, 06:08:45 PM: OMG, Furball...I nearly pissed myself.

Excellent, ta.

Ravs
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Post by: VOR on June 09, 2004, 06:30:16 PM: Furball, that was squealing hilarious!

:D
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Post by: Furball on June 10, 2004, 12:53:03 PM: glad you liked it, it always seems to get posted on these kinda threads :)
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Post by: Yeager on June 10, 2004, 01:25:18 PM: as of earlier this week there were:

305,890 Houses on all servers

388,165 Vendors on all servers

3,162 Player Cities on all servers

After playing nothing but WBs and AH online since 1996, the past few weeks in SWG has been an absolute blast. So much to do, so little time to do it...just like the old days :)
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Post by: VOR on June 10, 2004, 01:27:06 PM: Have fun with it Yeager. I gave it a try and it wasn't for me. Bored me to tears actually after I got over the initial neat-o stage.
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Post by: Yeager on June 10, 2004, 01:30:00 PM: Lol thanks VOR, you aptly described the last few years in AH for me :aok
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Post by: Pooh21 on June 10, 2004, 04:08:51 PM: cant decide which to knock off first, jar-jar, or that ****** lucas? do both and beat lucas to death with jar jars corpse.
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Post by: Wilfrid on June 10, 2004, 04:33:26 PM: Funked, Ewok haters et al - how old were you when ROTJ came out? I was 7, didn't hate em at all. Just accepted em.

Although I think I watched ROTJ before Empire...that film was dark.

Also, I think the awful tragedy of the newer films is purely down to Rick McCallum. Remember GL brought us the originals, R McC comes along, does a Grima Wormtongue and...