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Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 09, 2004, 10:40:53 AM: (http://www.neaq.org/about/images/pubpix/turtle.jpg)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Morpheus on June 09, 2004, 10:47:11 AM: I met his friend Mr Snail.

(http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v156/ststang2/snail1.jpg)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 09, 2004, 11:00:11 AM: il parabellum succhia. Se desiderate dare dei calci all'asino, usi un ".45"

--

sorry, couldn't find a latin translator so I had to do it in Italian on babelfish.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Morpheus on June 09, 2004, 11:19:29 AM: LOL!
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Sox62 on June 09, 2004, 11:37:41 AM: The turtle is attacked and eaten! :(

(http://www.bio.davidson.edu/Biology/midorcas/animalphysiology/websites/2003/Johnson/Alligator%20mississippiensis8%20-%20J%20Whitfield%20Gibbons.jpg)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 09, 2004, 12:45:21 PM: AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

pWn3d
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Westy on June 09, 2004, 12:57:01 PM: Oh like that was fair. Without a doubt the turtle never saw the threat coming and what fun is it to sneak up on a victim?
Damn turtle could have stood a chance if the damn alligator had a damn icon over it or had the damn turtle been able to check his damn radar screen ;)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Grimm on June 09, 2004, 01:01:00 PM: Dont forget about the Turtle not getting a six call!
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: MetaTron on June 09, 2004, 01:19:38 PM: You guys have it all wrong. Turtles can breath out thier butts and that gator is in serious trouble!
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: RTR on June 09, 2004, 01:19:47 PM: That Gator was warpy.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: DJ111 on June 09, 2004, 01:30:02 PM: Fester pickin on n00bs again.

:rofl
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 09, 2004, 04:52:13 PM: Clearly the Gator was using an aimbot.

:cool:
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: DrDea on June 09, 2004, 05:51:37 PM: The gator is overmodeled.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: beet1e on June 09, 2004, 05:57:35 PM: Then there was a beet1e - healthy meal for frog or toad...
... but very possibly a titty-baby crying whiner

(http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/beet1e.jpg)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Morpheus on June 09, 2004, 05:59:01 PM: Dang beetle. I always pictured you with more hair. :D
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: beet1e on June 09, 2004, 06:00:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by MoRphEuS
Dang beetle. I always pictured you with more hair. :D
:lol

- should that be dung beet1e? :D
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Manedew on June 09, 2004, 08:57:17 PM: Don't forget ...

ON THE MOON! Turtles can jump super high !!

(http://www.arches.uga.edu/~mercurya/meatwad2.JPG)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 09, 2004, 09:14:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sox62
The turtle is attacked and eaten! :(

(http://www.bio.davidson.edu/Biology/midorcas/animalphysiology/websites/2003/Johnson/Alligator%20mississippiensis8%20-%20J%20Whitfield%20Gibbons.jpg)

cherry picked!

ack-ack
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: airbumba on June 09, 2004, 10:35:44 PM: The turtle was afk.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Sox62 on June 10, 2004, 01:54:05 AM: Perk the gator!!!;)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: JustJim on June 10, 2004, 02:27:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sox62
Perk the gator!!!;)

Damn you beat me to it
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 09:44:58 AM: (http://www.bops.us/images/carl.jpg)

WHO WROTE DA MOON RULZ #1 ON MY CAR?!
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 10:02:36 AM: And the gator gets away:

June 10, 2004, 7:22 AM EDT

PHILADELPHIA -- Police stopped a car on the Schuylkill Expressway for an unsual infraction: alligator possession within city limits. An off-duty police officer called police when he spotted the alligator poking its nose out the window of a black BMW, Inspector William Colarulo said Tuesday.

Petey the 3 1/2-foot long alligator was sitting on its owner's lap in the passenger seat, Colarulo said.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Grits on June 10, 2004, 11:06:43 AM: What the picture doesnt show is the gator was part of a 8 v 1 horde gangbang on the turtle, even though the turtle took 2 of them with him, he had no chance.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Skuzzy on June 10, 2004, 11:23:33 AM: Must have been out of ammo in the rear turret.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 11:28:42 AM: The turtle is the IL-2 of the animal kingdom.

Slow, but heavily armored. Dangerous if you play around in the front of it, but easy to kill from the rear.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: vorticon on June 10, 2004, 11:33:55 AM: (http://www.cs.cornell.edu/nystrom/images/berlin/116-zoo-mongoose.1024.jpg)

MONGOOSE MONGOOSE!
Title: Hey! Lets go surfing!
Post by: VWE on June 10, 2004, 12:23:45 PM: (http://home.ix.netcom.com/~baprdu/shark.jpg)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: DJ111 on June 10, 2004, 12:29:39 PM: Too bad we can't see the surfers face :eek:

Is it just me or does that.....shark.....look strange?...
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: NUTTZ on June 10, 2004, 01:01:52 PM: I'd Rather the shark look "strange" than "familiar"

NUTTZ
Quote
Originally posted by DJ111
Too bad we can't see the surfers face :eek:

Is it just me or does that.....shark.....look strange?...
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: NUTTZ on June 10, 2004, 01:02:58 PM: So with my handle, I would be in the lower turrent?

NUTTZ

Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Must have been out of ammo in the rear turret.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 01:14:29 PM: Why does the water look so yellow?

OH! never mind......
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: airbumba on June 10, 2004, 01:59:12 PM: ...that surfer just emptied his rear turret !!!:D
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Westy on June 10, 2004, 02:10:17 PM: " does that.....shark.....look strange?..."

It's actually a porpoise
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 02:22:03 PM: Yeah the curved dorsal fin sorta gives it away, but I think Keanu still crapped his wetsuit.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: guttboy on June 10, 2004, 02:26:44 PM: Friggin knits killed the DAR.....

The Turtle never saw it coming!

:D
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 02:31:58 PM: Squaddies try vainly to snatch the turtle from the jaws of death:

(http://www.atakra.com/pictures/ebaycomics/one-time/turtle_soup.jpg)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: DJ111 on June 10, 2004, 04:09:57 PM: Quote
It's actually a porpoise

Naww, Really? :p
Title: Phota debunked
Post by: DrDea on June 10, 2004, 04:51:35 PM: It appears that the turtle was a shade account used to "jack Up scores" We're sorry for any excitement caused by this and will strive to keep the hairy eyeball out for future activities.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: XtrmeJ on June 10, 2004, 05:07:20 PM: If you look closely the tail fin of the "shark" in that picture is horozontal, not vertical. So it prooves its a dolphin or something.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 07:46:53 PM: XtremJ,

You forgot "titty-babies" in your sig...
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: HavocTM on June 10, 2004, 07:47:30 PM: ...also 'smacktards'
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: YUCCA on June 10, 2004, 08:30:06 PM: It doesnt look like it has the bottle nose looks like it ends with an even V instead of a bottle nose or whatever.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: XtrmeJ on June 10, 2004, 08:36:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by YUCCA
It doesnt look like it has the bottle nose looks like it ends with an even V instead of a bottle nose or whatever.

Hmmm looks like a bottlenose to me

(http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421515246/0.jpg)

(http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421515247/0.jpg)

Well I see the similarity anyway.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Westy on June 11, 2004, 07:50:29 AM: " the turtle was a shade account used to "jack Up scores"

Mmhm. So the turtle was a member of THAT squad?!
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: storch on June 11, 2004, 11:11:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by XtrmeJ
Hmmm looks like a bottlenose to me

(http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421515246/0.jpg)

(http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421515247/0.jpg)

Well I see the similarity anyway.

Porpoises like to surf also. Pelicans will sometimes fly in V formation in between the waves on larger sets, sort of aerial surfing. very cool to watch. The surfer probably crapped, I would have.
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Makarov9 on June 11, 2004, 04:13:52 PM: http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp (http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp)
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: Glasses on June 12, 2004, 09:18:08 PM: (http://asmallvictory.net/archives/cc2.jpe)

"I'm Danzig mother**** got that?"
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: XtrmeJ on June 12, 2004, 09:21:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Makarov9
http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp (http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp)

Told Ya:p
Title: I saw a turtle
Post by: YUCCA on June 14, 2004, 10:56:42 AM: Ahhhhh, bite me!

:D