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Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: Capt. Pork on June 15, 2004, 08:08:59 PM
.... To sit in this chair.

I just got it (Ikea $129).

Pretty nice but the fake leather can get pretty sticky.
Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: RookieCAF on June 15, 2004, 08:11:38 PM
Ain't tonight Fly Nekkid Night? :confused:

*edit* Pics? ;)
Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: Nash on June 15, 2004, 08:13:12 PM
Greatest vegan evar?
Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: NUKE on June 15, 2004, 08:25:15 PM
You should get a jug of vasoline and smear it all over the "pleather"..... that will protect it.
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Post by: JB73 on June 15, 2004, 09:41:48 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
You should get a jug of vasoline and smear it all over the "pleather"..... that will protect it.
nuke.. is this you?!?!

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/nation/8690268.htm?1c

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Roger Chamberlain may have thought he gave police the slip when he switched motels.

But when authorities found the man slathered head-to-toe in petroleum jelly, they knew they had their man.

Authorities said a Motel 6 cleaning crew discovered a petroleum jelly mess on mattresses, bedding, a TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels in Chamberlain's room after he checked out last week.

Damage was put at more than $1,000.

14 empty petroleum jelly jars and numerous pornographic magazines were fished out of the trash can, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.

Shortly afterward, a sheriff's deputy tracked down Chamberlain to a nearby motel, finding the 44-year-old Virginia man entirely covered in the greasy ointment, authorities said.

He was charged with criminal mischief.

— The Associated Press
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Post by: Nash on June 15, 2004, 09:45:59 PM
OLDEN!
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Post by: NUKE on June 15, 2004, 09:50:13 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
nuke.. is this you?!?!



LOL, and they will NEVAR catch me! muhahahahha!
Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: Capt. Pork on June 15, 2004, 10:45:10 PM
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Originally posted by Nash
Greatest vegan evar?


Not a vegan.

 Real leather is more expensive, and not something you get at IKEA.
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Post by: Nash on June 15, 2004, 10:49:10 PM
No doubt.

Hope ya didn't get the Tullsta. Mine crapped out within 6 mos.
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Post by: Chairboy on June 15, 2004, 11:11:18 PM
Ikea sells leather...  they say it's real...  maybe it's actually Leäther?
Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: Capt. Pork on June 15, 2004, 11:47:01 PM
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Originally posted by Nash
No doubt.

Hope ya didn't get the Tullsta. Mine crapped out within 6 mos.


I forgot what it's called, but it's simple and comfortable, although I do find that it rolls about a bit too freely on the hardwood.

I think the first girl in your avatar is a virgin.
Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: Nash on June 15, 2004, 11:48:45 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I think the first girl in your avatar is a virgin.


nope.
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Post by: Sandman on June 16, 2004, 12:14:52 AM
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I think the first girl in your avatar is a virgin.


I'm thinking she might bark like a dog with the right motivation.
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Post by: Capt. Pork on June 16, 2004, 01:28:16 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
nope.


She must be a virgin!

... I've spent the last hour thinking about it and I can say conclusively that I've never even gotten to third base with her.
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Post by: Nash on June 16, 2004, 02:05:45 AM
total slut.

god bless her.
Title: I am the greatest EVAR!!
Post by: Capt. Pork on June 16, 2004, 06:49:28 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
total slut.

god bless her.


Okay, Nash, that's it. Either you tell me where you got the animation for your avatard or I swear I'll...






















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