Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Dingbat on June 19, 2004, 12:53:04 PM

Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Dingbat on June 19, 2004, 12:53:04 PM: http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_35674.wmv
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 19, 2004, 01:46:13 PM: This is hilarious, the message will be delivered. I doubt that anything remotely close from that will be "approved" in USA :D
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Delirium on June 19, 2004, 02:39:38 PM: LOL! Its as if some horror movie make up artist lost his job, and this was the best he could get.
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: VOR on June 19, 2004, 02:49:33 PM: LMAO!! :rofl

Klaus had a helluva first day!
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: AWMac on June 19, 2004, 03:05:25 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

:aok Ya Klaus ist gutt!!!
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: B17Skull12 on June 19, 2004, 03:18:18 PM: :rofl

best video evar!
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: TBolt A-10 on June 19, 2004, 04:24:53 PM: ROFL :rofl
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Duedel on June 19, 2004, 06:18:47 PM: OMFG this is so bloody old but ... JAWOLL .. IMHO its one of the best videos ever. If u US speaking guys could only understand what he says it would be much funnier...
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: VOR on June 19, 2004, 06:52:19 PM: Duedel, is this an ACTUAL safety film done in a funny way or is it just a joke? Gotta know! Ich habe nuer ein bisschen deutsch studiert. Conversational speed is waaay to fast for me. ;)
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Dingbat on June 19, 2004, 07:17:31 PM: Please if someone would translate :)

I don't know german yet, give me three years and I will (I'm an Army spouse and she wants germany next)
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Monk on June 20, 2004, 03:58:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by VOR
Duedel, is this an ACTUAL safety film done in a funny way or is it just a joke? Gotta know! Ich habe nuer ein bisschen deutsch studiert. Conversational speed is waaay to fast for me. ;)
Excellent, its a actual film done in a funny way. Duedel is right if you understand it - that much funnier.
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Duedel on June 20, 2004, 04:35:41 AM: In Germany we have many many films for education. Its mostly the same speaker and near everyone knows his voice. The composition of these films is exactly like this one. So as i saw the films the very first time i thought it was an old REAL educational film about fork-lift drivers (right word?) as a matter of course only until the first "scene".
So its NOT a safety film in a funny way (we germans don have such a good humor ;) ). Its only a joke or i would say a bloody good parody of old german educational and splatter films.
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: crowMAW on June 20, 2004, 06:41:22 AM: Oh, those wacky Germans...LOL :rofl
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: lada on June 20, 2004, 07:23:36 AM: Klaus rock, thanks for link :D
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Halo on June 20, 2004, 09:50:44 AM: Totally weird, the Bavarian Forklift Massacre.
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: JimBear on June 20, 2004, 02:49:35 PM: Gave a copy of that to our HR/Saftey mangaer, she didnt find it funny in the least :rofl
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: eskimo2 on June 20, 2004, 03:27:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Duedel
OMFG this is so bloody old but ... JAWOLL .. IMHO its one of the best videos ever. If u US speaking guys could only understand what he says it would be much funnier...

Can you find a translation for us (written)?

Thanks

eskimo
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: fffreeze220 on June 21, 2004, 01:36:53 AM: Its actually a fake education movie. But duedel is right the sound and pronounciation of the speaker is the good old "education film speaker voice". Its so hillarious. No chance to translate the humor. I thin k there is a complete series of these films but i am not sure.

BTW Duedel: Ich bin nach Nürnberg gezogen zur Piloten Ausbildung. Wir sollten mal wieder ein Bier zusammen trinken gehen wenn ich mal wieder in Bremen bin. Ende July vieleicht. Gilt deine alte Email adresse noch. Sonst schreib mal an: freeze@9thawacs.com

gruß Henning
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: fffreeze220 on June 21, 2004, 01:37:43 AM: Eskimo i will try to translate it for u. Will take some time but ill try it.
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Saintaw on June 21, 2004, 05:06:14 AM: lol :lol
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: SirLoin on June 21, 2004, 05:13:09 AM: That's the "Holy Grail" of safety films..lol!
Title: Shocking !!! ....
Post by: Loddar on June 21, 2004, 06:05:21 AM: .... Freezeman ist bei den Nürnberchern :eek:

Lass die Stadt heile und versau die nich, die haben schon
so genug Probleme mit sich selber ;) die bayrischen Hessen !

:D
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: fffreeze220 on June 21, 2004, 07:02:58 AM: ROFL Loddar. Ich versuch heile zu lassen. Aber die müssen hier noch viel lernen :) Die Nord-Östereicher sind schon ein lustiges Völkchen :)
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Dingbat on June 21, 2004, 07:35:42 AM: Ich weiß nicht, daß Deutscher und google vermutlich dieses oben schrauben. Ich sage vermutlich, daß etwas wie "ich haben einen haarigen Esel.",
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: SirLoin on June 21, 2004, 07:46:08 AM: What is the URL for this so I can relay it?..I tried properties but just gets me to that awfull website.
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Dingbat on June 21, 2004, 07:49:18 AM: (right click the shortcut and choose properties)

I separated it with spaces so delete the obvious and you should be good to go.

http://www.consumptionjunction.com / downloads / cj_35674.wmv
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Halo on June 21, 2004, 09:58:00 AM: Yawohl, est ist muy interezant das Deutsch ist gesprachen uber Inglish en der threadreadengethinken. Aufgladen der gemotionflicker esta onlyich eine gespoofenlaugherich.
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: fffreeze220 on June 21, 2004, 03:57:49 PM: Halo now i am not amused. U insulted me. :D
Title: German safety Video, LOL
Post by: Halo on June 21, 2004, 05:17:16 PM: Please do be amused. I envy multilinguals but have little occasion to use other languages so I don't.

As you can see, a little bit of high school German and a little bit of college Spanish is like a little bit of bull riding -- lot easier to hop on than to land intact.