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Title: Mannovations
Post by: FUNKED1 on June 23, 2004, 09:14:43 PM: Don't steal them from the show, give me some original ones.
Mine:
Popcorndogs

Corndogs with popcorn kernels embedded in the breading. As the dog cooks, the popcorn pops, and you get a neat taste treat.
Title: Mannovations
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 23, 2004, 09:28:44 PM: Teepozine?

Think Maxim but you really can wipe your bellybutton with it.
Title: Mannovations
Post by: Nash on June 23, 2004, 09:30:08 PM: I haven't heard of the show and barely know what you're talking about...

But if cheezewhiz doesn't win I'm gonna cry foul.
Title: Mannovations
Post by: FUNKED1 on June 23, 2004, 09:31:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Teepozine?

Think Maxim but you really can wipe your bellybutton with it.

Sweet. Would be great for pr0n mags too.
Title: Mannovations
Post by: FUNKED1 on June 23, 2004, 09:33:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
I haven't heard of the show and barely know what you're talking about...

But if cheezewhiz doesn't win I'm gonna cry foul.

Cheezewhiz has already been invented, hoser.
You have to come up with "innovative ideas to make a man's life better".
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Post by: Nash on June 23, 2004, 09:36:33 PM: ahh... gotcha... lemme think!!!
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Post by: DiabloTX on June 23, 2004, 10:01:47 PM: The shutthefuqupizer.

Automatically lowers the toilet seat when your done whizzin'.
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Post by: xrtoronto on June 23, 2004, 10:07:21 PM: bigulator
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Post by: AKIron on June 23, 2004, 10:25:20 PM: how about a:

askfordirectionstrunkmonkey
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Post by: RTR on June 23, 2004, 11:00:02 PM: BeerBuddy

(ya prop him up in a chair so's ya never have to drink alone)
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Post by: Nash on June 23, 2004, 11:08:01 PM: horsewhistlecrotchcamera?

d'OH!

okay.... lemme think.... I'll get it....
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Post by: JB73 on June 23, 2004, 11:09:34 PM: buffalo wing shellac

keeps the sauce from getting on your fingers / face and protects the flavor.

gamegoggles

glasses with a built in heads-up display and TV tuner so no matter what you are doing with the missus (shopping at pottery barn or whatever) you can have the football (American) game showing.

odorannihilator

undergarment that disperses or absorbes any "smell" from the rear so there is zero chance of that pabst blue ribbon from last night offending any nearby women.

thinner

a malt beverage that actually burns caloires while drinking it, if it can make muscles too even better.

thats all i got for now
Title: Mannovations
Post by: Drunky on June 23, 2004, 11:15:43 PM: I'm still waiting for the dumb, mute, flat headed woman with big tits that has a beer cooler in her arse that waits on my hand and foot. Zappa had a really cool song about that, I'll have to dig it up.
Title: Mannovations
Post by: xrtoronto on June 23, 2004, 11:26:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RTR
BeerBuddy

(ya prop him up in a chair so's ya never have to drink alone)

:rofl
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Post by: Pongo on June 23, 2004, 11:35:55 PM: Uberhugahunkn.

Perfect toilet paper that wipes your butt with one pass and gives it a good scratch at the same time.
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Post by: SirLoin on June 24, 2004, 05:20:03 AM: Orifice Oralizer..."As seen on TV!"
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Post by: Nilsen on June 24, 2004, 05:28:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by RTR
BeerBuddy

(ya prop him up in a chair so's ya never have to drink alone)

:rofl

just log on AH and you have plenty of drunks to hang out with
Title: Mannovations
Post by: RTR on June 24, 2004, 10:04:22 AM: lead computing whizinator.

automated donut gunsight, so's ya don't miss the bowl.
(as a plus, it will improve your aim when shooting at the **** refugees hanging on the side of the bowl too!)

RTR
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Post by: RTR on June 24, 2004, 10:05:46 AM: oooh!

I guess **** (T*U*R*D*) is a bad word.

Sorry Folks!

RTR
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Post by: Preon1 on June 24, 2004, 10:43:28 AM: the dipbag chair

Instead of a beanbag chair, simply replace the stuffing with your favorite picante con queso con carne dip. Then as you need more dip for your nachos, you just open up the handy valve and spray it on your chips. Your body keeps it warm!
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Post by: RTR on June 24, 2004, 09:22:10 PM: The Multi-Gitch

Re-usable shorts. They are double-layered so's when ya turn'em inside out the skidmark disappears!

These would be good if you don't have Uberhugahunkn handy (thanks Pongo hehe).

RTR
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Post by: xrtoronto on June 24, 2004, 09:29:00 PM: Arm-bot

...a small device placed under the skin in the forearm of each male over 16 ... easily activated to send a radio signal to your TV remote to help locate when missing.
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Post by: Makarov9 on June 24, 2004, 09:30:02 PM: Bacongum....nuff said.
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Post by: Furious on June 25, 2004, 12:49:59 AM: I don't know what to call it but I would like a little device that at my whim would give people that annoy me crippling knee pain and loss of bowel control.
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Post by: Nash on June 25, 2004, 12:58:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Makarov9
Bacongum....nuff said.

Why hasn't anyone done this already????!!??!
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Post by: Gunslinger on June 25, 2004, 01:00:02 AM: one word:

HOOTERS

we didnt really have an appropriate spot to look at woman dressed scantilly clad besides stip clubs untill then.

That and

prettythangspackle.......cove rs your plumer's crack
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Post by: capt. apathy on June 25, 2004, 01:41:43 AM: I invented this years ago, but never did anything with it-

king sized sheets with the Twister board printed on them.

won't make your life easier, but it could make it better.