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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Nilsen on June 26, 2004, 03:16:53 PM
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All you drunks out there today, lets use this thread for todays ramblings :D
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Two drunks are walking along and one drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful sight... look at that moon."
The other drunk stops and laughs at his drunk friend, "That's not the moon, that's the sun."
They started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him.
"Hey, could you help us out? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
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Drunk at 5:30???
Oh, right, the earth is round.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Two drunks are walking along and one drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful sight... look at that moon."
The other drunk stops and laughs at his drunk friend, "That's not the moon, that's the sun."
They started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him.
"Hey, could you help us out? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
They are both right. Its the sun reflected in the moon.
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What you can tell about men by what they drink.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a sh** about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: Piss off, all you bananas, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's ghey.
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and rum?
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Originally posted by hawker238
Drunk at 5:30???
Oh, right, the earth is round.
since when?:eek:
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Originally posted by Nilsen
and rum?
he'd have one leg and a pirate hat....and want to get laid.
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
he'd have one leg and a pirate hat....and want to get laid.
hehe 0/3....ehh id like to get layed but that is not gonna happen. maybe a variant of it but thats not up to me :D
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dont forget the parrot
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for some reason i feel the urge to get my "hat" avatar back :D
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LOL look what i just found.
http://arrrr.com/
and a cool avatard for you nilsen
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1088289642_pirate.jpg)
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you trying to say something Furball?
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you are a rum drinking hat wearing pirate?
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Originally posted by Furball
you are a rum drinking hat wearing pirate?
And the nazi picture has anything to do with that?
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nazi picture????
thats a lego pirate.. how the **** is that a nazi?
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Originally posted by Furball
LOL look what i just found.
http://arrrr.com/
and a cool avatard for you nilsen
(http://arrrr.com/ikon/pirate-kopf.png)
?
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i see this? is this not what you see?
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1088289642_pirate.jpg)
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just edited link, sorry about that, honestly had no idea. all i see is a lego pirate.
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Originally posted by Furball
i see this? is this not what you see?
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1088289642_pirate.jpg)
no, i see a large image of a girl in nazi uniform doing the nazi salute
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ouch, sorry. I think its just a clever way of the webmaster to stop direct linking.
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Originally posted by Furball
ouch, sorry. I think its just a clever way of the webmaster to stop direct linking.
i hope so, cause i see a very very very bad picture
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what is the sites url?... im really discusted by what i see.
-edit- when you quote it i see a lego person so im sorry if i jumped you but the original picture i see is a VERY large woman in a black nazi uniform doing the nazi salute :(
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http://arrrr.com/
i used the 4th picture down.
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I thought the blond Nazi babe was a better picture...
One last joke for this thread (maybe)
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer donut?"
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
One last joke for this thread (maybe)
Q: What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur traders
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furball. ill upload a screenie i did and maybe you will see... CyranoAH just saw it
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Originally posted by Nilsen
-edit- when you quote it i see a lego person so im sorry if i jumped you but the original picture i see is a VERY large woman in a black nazi uniform doing the nazi salute :(
np, i woulda done same. I changed the URL. I copied/pasted what i could see into a new image file and uploaded to onpoi.net - to see if its the same of what you could see. I think its a really clever way of stopping direct links.
Wondered wtf was going on lol, didnt think you were *that* drunk to confuse a nazi with a lego pirate :D
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Originally posted by Nilsen
furball. ill upload a screenie i did and maybe you will see... CyranoAH just saw it
thanks, once again im really sorry. i honestly had no idea.
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Originally posted by Furball
thanks, once again im really sorry. i honestly had no idea.
Hey m8...np, i was just afraid initially that you meant what "you posted", but i see now that its not your fault at all :)
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Originally posted by Furball
http://arrrr.com/
i used the 4th picture down.
4th pic down is a chic in a black nazi uniform.
I been drinking since noon soooo take away the hat and outfit and Id make her scream like a banshee and vote REPUBLCANT! :cool:
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here is what i saw :(
http://www.alpinsiden.com/jostein/furball.jpg
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well.... this is what i see when i go to that site : -
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1088290991_wtf.jpg)
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OMG....
now i know why you were pissed. that sux!
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looks like somebody's site got hacked
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that's what i saw too Nilsen...
when you go to that page and try to link...the pic doesn't load...there IS something screwy about that sight indeed!!
here is the website's photo page... (http://arrrr.com/ikon/)
...the pic that showed up in furballs post was : "pirate-kopf.png"
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
looks like somebody's site got hacked
hope it sthe site and not my puter that has gotten some sort of virus that targets """anti-american""" views. :(
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*buys everyone in the place a round!
(http://www.sallys-place.com/images/beverages/beer/beers.jpg)
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Anyway...... im glad we worked it out Furball, cause its no way that i think that you would post that kind of stuff. Its prolly someone that does think this stuff is "fun".
They prolly want to spark tention between people when there really is none.
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
*buys everyone in the place a round!
(http://www.sallys-place.com/images/beverages/beer/beers.jpg)
ill get the next round!
:)
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Originally posted by Nilsen
i hope so, cause i see a very very very bad picture
Perhaps NaziBabe needs a spanking...
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don't anyone say 'group-hug':mad:
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
don't anyone say 'group-hug':mad:
"group-hug" :)
cheers !
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Anyway...... im glad we worked it out Furball, cause its no way that i think that you would post that kind of stuff. Its prolly someone that does think this stuff is "fun".
They prolly want to spark tention between people when there really is none.
heck, me too, i would never knowingly post anything like that. Its disturbing that anyone would have that crap on their website in the first place.
Sorry for the misunderstanding nilsen, and to those that saw it before i edited link. Just glad i was still online to rectify it quickly.
and on that note, bed time. nite guys.
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Originally posted by Furball
heck, me too, i would never knowingly post anything like that. Its disturbing that anyone would have that crap on their website in the first place.
Sorry for the misunderstanding nilsen, and to those that saw it before i edited link. Just glad i was still online to rectify it quickly.
and on that note, bed time. nite guys.
Nite Furball :)
the strange thing is that so many people saw one or the other picture. if everyone saw the same it would make more sense. browser issue perhaps?
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Originally posted by Nilsen
browser issue perhaps?
you might be on to something there Nilsen....I use Opera, you don't use IE either?
hmmm?
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
you might be on to something there Nilsen....I use Opera, you don't use IE either?
hmmm?
i use Mozilla Firefox (should use opera since im norwegian but i dont) :)
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Originally posted by Nilsen
i use Mozilla Firefox (should use opera since im norwegian but i dont) :)
I too use mozilla. And I see the Nazi woman doing the Nazi salute. Disturbing..
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maybe we can conclude then that its a IE linking problem with that site.
(am i a bad boy if i balme bill gates :p :confused: )
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Late at night there's a pounding on the door, 2:am. The husband goes downstairs and opens the door only to see a really drunk man before him. "Can I help you?" sez the Husband.... "Yeah I need a push..." sez the drunk... The husband slams the door and goes back upstairs to bed. The wife asks him what had happened and the husband sez it was a drunk wanting a push.
The wife brings back to him memories whe he had a problem with achohol, those that helped him, and tells him to please at least go and at least give the guy a push.
Relentently the Husband goes back downstairs and out the front door. "Hey, Where'd ya go? I changed my mind... I'll give ya a push!"
The drunk relies... "Thanks... I'm over here on the swing...."
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Young Father Michael, a new young Priest to the Church, is cleaning up between the pews. When a Drunk comes in, crawling on his knees and makes it into the Confessional.
Young Father Micheal is estatic, his first attempt at saving a soul, being proud he takes his place next to the drunk in the confessional....
Father Micheal: "How are you doing Brother?"
Drunk: "Immmm ahh doing okay..."
Father Micheal: "Are you sure you are okay?"
Drunk: "Yeah, I'm okay...wait a minute...."
Father Michael estatically sez " Yes my Son, What can I do for you?"
The Drunk asks: "Do you have any toilet paper in that stall?"
:rofl
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Ill talk to the bartender and make sure the alcohol keeps flowing. Im going out myself for an hour or more an join you later
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ewwww who cut the cheese? :(
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The associate pastor of a large presbyterian congregation was to deliver his first ever sermon and he was very nervous. The senior pastor noticing the young man's obvious ill ease offered the following advice.
"Son, when I was in your place many years ago I found that if I had a vodka martini mixed in the water pitcher by the podium it eased my nervousness. I would take an occasional sip and all would be well. The vodka will not leave an alcohol smell on your breath".
The young pastor delivers his sermon and afterward inquired of the older pastor what his opinion of the service was.
The older pastor responded "It was fine but let me make a couple of suggestions, First you shouldn't spit the olive pits at the congregation and second David SLEW Goliath he didn't beat the f@&* out of him"