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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Sandman on June 27, 2004, 12:55:17 PM
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Time for something lighter... I'll go first:
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his bellybutton got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his bellybutton is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
-Will, Good Will Hunting, 1997
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wow.... '97.... prescient.
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Go ahead, make my day.
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"I hold the record for being the only person to take my skate off and try to stab somebody with it"
Adam Sandler on Ice Hockey.
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"Sir, over there. Is that a man?"
"Yeah you damn right it is!"
The Right Stuff
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If you want anything just whistle... You do know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow.
(http://tricera.nmhu.edu/alumni/kevin/photos/bacall5.jpg)
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Originally posted by Nash
wow.... '97.... prescient.
Almost decided to post something else for that reason... but hell... I've always liked it.
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I have a couple I always liked that come to mind:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
(http://www.cpinternet.com/~tlong1//luke.jpg)
"I love the smell of naplam in the morning, smells like .... victory"
(http://www.cpinternet.com/~tlong1//duvall.jpg)
dago
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my favourite:
Ash (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=4313&sound=178)
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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid hands upon. I do not do these things to others and I require the same from them."
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lol loser, my prefered line from that movie:
Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and ****. And jack left town. (http://shagpro.com/Lise/ED/jack.wav)
"Death to the mortals!"
:D
Bozon
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latest favorite line:
I loved a woman that wasn't clean.
~Bad Santa
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"Life is pain my lady. anybody who tells you different is selling something"- princes bride
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"I'm calmer than you are"- John Goodman in The Big Lebowski
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the very last line in "Silence of the Lambs":
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."
(http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~epinsly/hannibaltalkingaboutlambs.jpg)
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A line I have probably most quoted: "game over man, game over".
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"Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days."
(http://members.aol.com/maxxdaddy/mw3/wc.gif)
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"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."
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All of these ... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html
"Anyone who runs is V.C. Anyone who stands still is well-disciplined V.C." - FMJ
"HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
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paraphrase:
"You better watch it tiger or some hotshot jap pilot IS GONNA FLAME YOUR prettythang"
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There's one movie that has many great quotes:
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
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Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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Dr. Raymond Stantz: Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*.
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And the best of them all:
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
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Chair, good ones. I also like it when Venkman says: It's true, he has no dick."
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"Con at 12 aclock! Ohh good, 25 minutes, I'm stepping out for a samwhich."
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It has to be:
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!"
James T. Kirk
The Wrath of Khan
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Maureen O'Hara: "Would you take some water with your whiskey?"
Victor McLaglen: "My Dear, when I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey and when I drink water, I drink water."
The Quiet Man (1952)
A principle that I try to live by. Afterall, if water can sink a ship, just think what it can do to a man.
Storm7
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Chair you also forgot "SHH!... You smell something?"
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Not from a movie..but still very funny:
Mr. Burns personal secretary Waylon Smithers goes on a vacation and in his place, Homer takes over the responsibilities.
Mr. Burns comes back to the office after lunch and asks Homer if there are any messages. Homer says "Yes, Sir" and starts to read them:
- You have 20 minutes to move your car.
- You have 10 minutes
- Your car has been impounded.
- Your car has been crushed into a tube.
- You have 20 minutes to move your tube.
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"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
- Billy Madison
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hah, billy madison.
another from it...
"everybody pee's their pants, its the coolest!"
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Billy Madison is a movie? You guys recommend it?
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yes billy madison is a good'n
here is one from big daddy
"Only you and my grandpa gotta piss every 30 seconds"
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Lone Wadi: I guess we're never going to see that little Navajo girl again.
Josie Wales: Yeah...but it's always like that.
Lone Wadi: Like what?
Josie Wales Whenever I get to liking somebody they ain't around for long.
Lone Wadi: I noticed when you get to disliking someone, they ain't around for long either.
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Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison, great films.
have a sound clip from happy gilmore as my check 6 in AH.
http://new.wavlist.com/movies/203/hg-jackas.wav
some more sound files here:-
http://new.wavlist.com/movies/203/ Happy Gilmore
http://new.wavlist.com/movies/010/index.html Billy Madison
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"One of the things that always worries me about being one of the few is how we keep getting.............fewer."
"He's dead, I'm crippled, and you're lost. I suppose it's always like that, I mean war."
"I'll hunt you down and kill you, every mother's son of you"
"You can't give the enemy a break. Send him to Hell."
"You remember it. Remember every bit of it, 'cause we are on the eve of a day that people are going to talk about long after we are dead and gone. And you know what? It gives me goose bumps just thinking about being part of it."
"Out here, due process is a bullet."
German officer: What are you doing over here by the wire?
Hilts: Well, like I told Max here, I was trying to get my...
German Soldier: [Voice] Achtung!
[Von Luger enters]
Von Luger: What were you doing by the wire?
Hilts: Well, like I told Max... I was trying to cut my way through your wire because I wanta get out.
Hilts: I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Von Luger: Are all American officers so ill-mannered?
Hilts: Yeah, about 99 percent.
Von Luger: Then perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts.
Hilts: *Captain* Hilts.
Von Luger: Twenty days.
Hilts: Right. Oh, uh, you'll still be here when I get out?
Von Luger: Cooler.
(The above scene is where my signature comes from)
Hilts: Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need?
Bartlett: Yes.
Bartlett: One has to ask some very strange things in the job I have.
Hilts: How many you taking out?
Bartlett: Two hundred and fifty.
Hilts: Two hundred and fifty?
Bartlett: Yeh.
Hilts: You're crazy. You oughta be locked up. You, too. Two hundred and fifty guys just walkin' down the road, just like that?
From the end of the same movie:
Von Luger: It looks, after all, as if you will see Berlin before I do.
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Josie Wales has some great lines!
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"
"How is it on stains?"
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from "we were soldiers"
Mel Gibson "maybe you should check out one of these new plastic rifles for yourself"
Sargent "time comes that I need one, they'll be laying all over the ground"
from the same movie.
"good morning Sargent."
"how do you know what kind of a G-- D--- day it is?"
"beautiful day Sargent"
"what are you now? the fluff'n weatherman?"
that Sargent was one of my favorite characters of all time. probably because he's a lot like my dad was when he was younger.
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Originally posted by Steve
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"
:rofl Grrreat line!
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lol loser, my prefered line from that movie:
Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and ****. And jack left town.
Great movie with a ton of quotes
My fav:
"Goodie Goodie toochhoos! Goodie Goodie toochhoos! "
"Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun"
and:
"But all those things you whispered to me?!"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk baby"
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Here's one from a recent movie "Dodgeball":
"is that nescesary? Is drinking my own urine nescesary.....no....but its sterile and I like the taste"
LMAO on that one.
From one of my favorite movies (see my avitar)
"God has a hard on for marines....because we kill every thing we see.....he plays his games....we play ours.....God loves the Marine Corps cause we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.....so you can give your hearts to Jesus ladys but your prettythang belongs to the corps"
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Lebowski:Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude:Employed?heh
Lebowski:You don't go out looking for job dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?!
The Dude:Is this a ...What day is this?
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
from "we were soldiers"
Mel Gibson "maybe you should check out one of these new plastic rifles for yourself"
Sargent "time comes that I need one, they'll be laying all over the ground"
from the same movie.
"good morning Sargent."
"how do you know what kind of a G-- D--- day it is?"
"beautiful day Sargent"
"what are you now? the fluff'n weatherman?"
that Sargent was one of my favorite characters of all time. probably because he's a lot like my dad was when he was younger.
Those are great. I loved that movie. The fact that it was a true story doesn't hurt it at all. Mel Gibson and Sam Elliot worked well together.
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Dr. Melfi: "Mr. Soprano, maybe you should have a prostate examination."
Tony: "Hey! I don't even let anyone wave their finger in my face."
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"I'm calmer than you are"-
"You are entering a world of pain, mark it ****ing ZERO!!!"-Walter
My favorite movie.:aok
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.....you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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LOL many good ones.
Here's another from Dirty Harry.
"I know what you're thinking, punk. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya PUNK!?"
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"If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ****** hiding in a bowl of rice to pop a cap in his ass."
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
Dr. Melfi: "Mr. Soprano, maybe you should have a prostate examination."
Tony: "Hey! I don't even let anyone wave their finger in my face."
Another good one. after being asked if his wife ever performs oral sex on him:
"Hey, she kisses my kids with that mouth!"
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This aint from a movie, but...
Sopranos
Adriana: You were saying she’s got a nice ass!
Christopher: I was trying to say something positive because she is your friend.
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Originally posted by AKIron
A line I have probably most quoted: "game over man, game over".
My favorite is from the same guy
Ripley: "Look, this 11 year old girl has survived here for 6 months without any weapons."
Soldier: " Well f**kin aye man, put her in charge!"
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Zorg: Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."
Rooster Cogburn: "I never shot nobody I didn't have to."
Rooster Cogburn: "If you're looking for trouble, I'll accomodate you. Otherwise, leave it alone."
SECOND BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits"
mp3 .... (http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Good_Morning_Vietnam=wrongspeed.mp3)
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The Quiet Man--"Here you are sir, here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady"
:D
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die."
Bladerunner.
"We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it"
Crimson Tide
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Slim Pickens as Maj. T.J. "King" Kong:
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Slim Pickens as Major T. J. "King" Kong:
Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on those Roosskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!
George C. Scott as General "Buck" Turgidson:
If the pilot's good, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it's a sight to see. You wouldn't expect it with a big ol' plane like a '52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!
and of course...
Peter Sellars as President Merkin Muffley:
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
Heck, the whole movie is a classic quote from start to finish!
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"Well, Well, Well...if it isn't fat stinking Billy Goat, Billy Boil in poison. How art thou, you stinking pile of filthy chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbols, if you have any yarbols...oh enuch jelly thou."
- Alex, A Clockwork Orange
"My brother and me used to say that drowning in beer would be like Heaven, eh. But now, he's not here, I've got two soakers....this isn't heaven...this SUCKS."
- One of the brothers in Strange Brew
"Ohhh he said the meek...blessed are the meek. I'm glad the're getting something, they 'ave a 'elluva time."
Old Lady at the Sermon on the Mount,
Life of Brian
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Originally posted by ravells
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die."
Bladerunner.
Great quote! :)
I also love:
Lt Doolittle: "What is your one purpose in life?"
Bomb #20: "Why, to explode of course"
(http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/buttons/modsb2.jpg)
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Originally posted by Slash27
"I'm calmer than you are"-
"You are entering a world of pain, mark it ****ing ZERO!!!"-Walter
My favorite movie.:aok
"ya, but he's a pervert dude"- Walter
"you want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe it, there are ways, Dude. you don't want to know about it, believe it. hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail-polish.
fluff'n armatures. they send us a toe, we're supposed to ***** ourselves with fear."- Walter
"Everything's a travesty with you Walter"- The Dude
it's got to be one of the best, most underrated films out there.
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"my hovercraffffft iz foool ov eeells"
-one of the monty pyton movies :D
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Originally posted by Replicant
Great quote! :)
You would say that!
:)
Ravs
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"I think of man, then I take away reason and accountability. A woman"
Jack Nicholson in "As good as it gets"
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"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"
John Wayne - True Grit
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RPM, These are some of my favorite Strangelove’s
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids…
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General Turgenson's phone rings in the war room
General "Buck" Turgidson: Hello... (whispering)look, I told you never to call me here, don't you know where I am?... Well look, baby, I c-, I *can't* talk to you now... my president needs me!... Of *course* Bucky'd rather be there with you!... Of *course* it isn't only physical!... I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!... Ah, listen uh, you just go back to sleep hon, and Bucky'll be back there just as soon as he can... Alright... listen, sug, don't forget to say your prayers!
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General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, were you ever a prisoner of war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, yes Jack as a matter of fact I was.
General Jack D. Ripper: Did they torture you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes Jack, I was tortured by the Japanese, not a pretty story.
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, what happened?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, they got me on the old Rangoon railway in '42. I was laying mines for the bloody Japanese pop-pops.
General Jack D. Ripper: No, I mean when they tortured you did you talk?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Talk? No, I don't think they wanted me to talk. Torture was just their way of having a good time on the old POW. Brutes, but the trouble is now they make such good bloody cameras.
Too many to list. More can be found at: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005JKCZ/002-0668305-3893647?v=glance&vi=quotes-trivia
I’m also somewhat partial to Repo Man
Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah! Let's go get sushi and not pay.
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Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bull****. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.
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Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?
Oddly enough, when I was pasting this I noticed a minimized popup on the bar from my surfing, and when I opened it showed… A plate of Shrimp! LOL. Not kidding :)
Charon
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I know this is a bit pre-mature (since I've only seen the trailer)
from anchor man
Christina Applegate "you took a bullet for me!!"
Will Ferell "And I would NOT do that again. It hurts like a mother."
this movie looks to be funny as hell.
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Darth Vader: "don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force"
Imperial Officer: "Don't try to frighten us with your scorcer's ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not allowed you to find the rebels hidden base or given you clarvoyance enought to find the the stolen data.....
Tarkin: "This bickering is pointless. Vader, release him:
DV: "AS YOU WISH" :D :D
COD! I wish I could do that in some of my meetings at work.
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"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" --Scarface
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Originally posted by Furious
"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" --Scarface
That one gets my vote for "most overrated movie of all-time". :D
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Originally posted by Sandman
That one gets my vote for "most overrated movie of all-time". :D
And it has a huge cult following nationally. I don't get it either.
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Sergeant? Hand me your rifle would ya? The last time I saw that German all I had was a camera.
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Originally posted by Sandman
That one gets my vote for "most overrated movie of all-time". :D
I agree. I just saw it agian last weekend and couldn't figure out why I had originally liked it.
....but I did love that line.
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You smell that? Do you smell that?
Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours.
When it was all over I walked up. We dìdn`t find one of `em, not one stinkin`dink body.
The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory.
(http://erga.myftp.org/twv.gif)
Commanding officer
The Wild Vikings
Lasse
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Run Forest
or anything else from that movie
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I am a scientist, not a philosopher! - Young Frankenstien
(http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/images/mad_dr.jpg)
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Loved Telly Savalas and crew in Kelly's Heroes.
And if I hear any more wild talk about goin' into headquarters and killin' all the officers and rapin' all the nurses I'm gonna kill the guy with my bare hands. You unnerstand that!?
Isn't that right Barbara?!
The name's Babara.
Shaddap!!
Hey Joe...!
Yeah?
I think I got the crabs.
We're gonna boil our laundry!
Does Oddball know about the Tigers?
No.
You bet your sweet bellybutton he doesn't. He may be nuts, but he isn't crazy enough to put Shermans up against Tigers.
See what all them negative waves did Moriarty?
That's not fair Oddball. I've had nothing but good thoughts about that DAMN BRIDGE ever since we left!
Haah...Wheeewww! You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap.
Kinda makes ya homesick don't it!?
You know it does, kinda, don't it old buddy?
It's a Mark VI...we got it by the ass!
Why not make a deal?
What kind of a deal?
A DEAL deal. Who knows...maybe the guy's a Republican
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"HIS EYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS EYES?"
(http://www.yale.edu/yfs/images/sidebar/rosemarysbaby.gif)
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ok i went a bit overboard LOL
"Father, the sleeper has awakened!"
“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
“How’s it going?
Hey man, you got a joint?
No man.
Well it would be a lot better if you did man.”
“The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you.”
“Mr. Vaughan, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all”
“That's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook”
“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?”
“I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
These are O.R. scrubs.
Oh, are they?”
“There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.”
“You understand right? There's no other solution. You won't go away.
Yes I will.
No you won't. You're just saying you will, so that when I don't kill you, you'll show up again and make everyone else in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a shmuck. But I'm not a shmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun.”
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.”
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Arthur: My God, Merlin. What have I done?
Merlin: You have broken what could not be broken. Now, hope is broken.
Arthur: My rage broke it. My pride broke it. This most excellent knight, who fought with fairness and grace, was meant to win. I used Excalibur to change that verdict.
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Kurgan:
I have something to say.
It's better to burn out than fade away!
(The Highlander)
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Originally posted by newtype
Arthur: My God, Merlin. What have I done?
Merlin: You have broken what could not be broken. Now, hope is broken.
Arthur: My rage broke it. My pride broke it. This most excellent knight, who fought with fairness and grace, was meant to win. I used Excalibur to change that verdict.
One of my favourite films of all time. - I always though Merlin said:
You have broken what could not be broken. How is broken?
Thanks for correcting a misconception!
Ravs
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Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
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He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills the parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you.
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I will have Arrakis back for myself! He who controls the Spice controls the universe and what Piter did not tell you is we have control of someone who is very close, very close, to Duke Leto! This person, this traitor, will be worth more to us than ten legions of Sardaukar!
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Indy, why does the floor move?
Give me your torch... snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes!?!
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first....
Tronsky
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"DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL."
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From Dr. Stranglove:
Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret!