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Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Bigsugar on July 01, 2004, 10:16:10 AM: (http://www.republicangear.com/HeyFranceGOP.jpg)

Here just saw another on.

(http://prodtn.cafepress.com/1/8062891_F_tn.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: AKIron on July 01, 2004, 10:21:09 AM: Love it. :D
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: CyranoAH on July 01, 2004, 10:24:43 AM: Hooooow original :rolleyes:
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Post by: Eagler on July 01, 2004, 10:24:45 AM: (http://www.luvyadubya.us/images/600_luvyadubya_banner.JPG)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: rpm on July 01, 2004, 12:07:03 PM: For the Bush Fans:
(http://www.gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/052104b/jesus_hates_republicans.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Masherbrum on July 01, 2004, 12:09:51 PM: GScholz, oh, our local religious expert, any comments?

Karaya
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Post by: Saurdaukar on July 01, 2004, 01:00:53 PM: (http://www.republicangear.com/KeepWorkingGIF.gif)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Silat on July 01, 2004, 01:05:15 PM: Bush/Cheney '04:
Because the truth
just isn't good enough.

Bush/Cheney '04:
Lies and videotape but no sex!

Bush/Cheney '04:
This time, elect us!
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: NATEDOG on July 01, 2004, 01:17:13 PM: Jesus, Save me from your followers!
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Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 01:17:51 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/EDGECRUSHER_band.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 01:19:30 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/BrownH2O_seat.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: FUNKED1 on July 01, 2004, 01:21:09 PM: (http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nmstore/images/books/kerry_bumper_sticker.gif)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: xrtoronto on July 01, 2004, 01:26:31 PM: A picture of Bush saying "Why should I care what the American people
think?
They didn't vote for me."
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Post by: xrtoronto on July 01, 2004, 01:28:08 PM: [SIZE=24]War begins with 'Dubya'.[/SIZE]
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: DJ111 on July 01, 2004, 01:31:59 PM: "Daddy farted, and we can't get out!!"

"Cant Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me."

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying"

"First liberate Iraq. Then take back Hollywood"

"Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live"

"Liberals : Have you hugged Saddam today?"
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Curval on July 01, 2004, 01:56:00 PM: D111...a few other Skynard lyrics for your sig:

Big Jim's been drinkin-a-whiskey
And playin poker on a losing night
Pretty soon Old Jim starts to thinking
Somebody's been cheatin & lying
So Big Jim commence to fight him
I wouldn't tell you no lie
Big Jim done a pulled his pistol
And shot his friend right between the eyes

Mr Saturday Night Special
You've got a barrel that's a blue and cold
Ain't good for nothing
C'ept put a man 6 feet in a hole

Handguns are made for killin
Ain't no good for nuthin else
And if you like to drink-a whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don't we dump 'em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some old fool comes around here
And wants to shoot either you or me.

:D
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Torque on July 01, 2004, 02:14:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by NATEDOG
Jesus, Save me from your followers!

That's sig mat'l.:rofl
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Tumor on July 01, 2004, 02:24:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
For the Bush Fans:
(http://www.gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/052104b/jesus_hates_republicans.jpg)

:rolleyes: Communists don't believe in God. :rofl
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: unix on July 01, 2004, 02:57:34 PM: (http://www.hottopic.com/Assets/product_images/zm/247113_zm.jpg)

You can make your own here.
Sticker Junkie (http://www.stickerjunkie.com/index.jsp)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 01, 2004, 03:11:24 PM: http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/he_lied_bigtime/detail?.dir=/5d8d&.dnm=709a.jpg

http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/he_lied_bigtime/detail?.dir=/5d8d&.dnm=86ac.jpg

http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/he_lied_bigtime/detail?.dir=/5d8d&.dnm=18fe.jpg
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 03:17:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Red Tail 444
http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/he_lied_bigtime/detail?.dir=/5d8d&.dnm=709a.jpg

http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/he_lied_bigtime/detail?.dir=/5d8d&.dnm=86ac.jpg

http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/he_lied_bigtime/detail?.dir=/5d8d&.dnm=18fe.jpg

When I click on those, I get this:
(http://hallert.net/misc/inaccessible.JPG)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: unix on July 01, 2004, 03:21:16 PM: linky no worky(http://www.aurelius.8m.net/xtra/badteeth.gif)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: SlapShot on July 01, 2004, 03:25:50 PM: "Keep honking ... I'm reloading"

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 01, 2004, 03:35:56 PM: hehe, it's just as well, all the whiners' replied would be just more of the same...

too bad though, these pics were pretty funny ..sorry guys:(
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 01, 2004, 03:36:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SlapShot
"Keep honking ... I'm reloading"

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

Nothing to be proud of if you're a poor shot :D
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: DJ111 on July 01, 2004, 03:39:05 PM: Curval : Nah I like my sig just fine ;)
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Post by: lazs2 on July 01, 2004, 03:48:20 PM: skynard shoulda worried more about crack pipes than "saturday night specials".

lazs
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Post by: Wolf14 on July 01, 2004, 04:24:38 PM: "Happiness is seeing Clintons face on a milk carton"

"When I die I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa, Not screaming and yelling like the other people in the car"
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: United on July 01, 2004, 04:55:35 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/251_1088718864_hoover.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 01, 2004, 05:21:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SlapShot
"Keep honking ... I'm reloading"

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

On a related note:

"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition."
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sixpence on July 01, 2004, 05:27:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Silat
Bush/Cheney '04:
This time, elect us!

That is good
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 05:34:44 PM: How about this, I came up with this for my liberal family:

"Re-elect Gore"
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:35:47 PM: Chaos, Disorder and Confusion
My Work Here Is Done
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:37:37 PM: If God is your co-pilot,
You've got the wrong pilot
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:39:36 PM: CAT!
The OTHER white meat
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:40:14 PM: Cant Feed 'Em?
Dont BREED 'EM
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:40:58 PM: GUN CONTROL
means
USING BOTH HANDS
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: doobs on July 01, 2004, 05:41:47 PM: My 2 all time fav bumper stickers;

I miss my wife;.......but my aim is getting better.

And my all time fav I saw in buffalo a Buffalo Sabre sticker;

Jesus Saves........but Satan knocks in the rebound!
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:41:57 PM: DONT TAILGATE ME!
or
I'll flip a booger on your windsheild
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:43:25 PM: Officer, will this sticker saying
SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT
stop you from giving me a ticket?
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:44:17 PM: RETIRED
Dont ask me to do a damn thing
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:45:37 PM: CAUTION!
I can go from 0 to B#tch in 2.5 seconds
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:46:37 PM: 8 out of 10 voices in my head say
"DONT SHOOT!"
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:47:39 PM: Horn Broken
WATCH FOR FINGER
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:49:11 PM: Politicians and Diapers
Need to be changed
For the same reasons
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:50:48 PM: Your Kid is an honor student
But YOU'RE a MORON
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:51:34 PM: If my smoking bothers you
DONT BREATHE
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:52:43 PM: REMEMBER MY NAME
You'll be screaming it later
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:53:53 PM: You can't spell "Crap"
Without "Rap"
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 05:53:55 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/EDGECRUSHER_marines.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:54:35 PM: LIFE SUCKS
Well, ok, just yours
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:56:07 PM: I'm only driving like this
to p#ss you off
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:57:32 PM: I wonder if you'd drive any better
if that cell phone
was up your butt?
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:58:51 PM: Can you hear
my middle finger
over your blaring speakers?
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 05:59:29 PM: Lost you cat?
Try looking under my tires
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:00:32 PM: If your gonna burn our flag
Wrap yourself in it first
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:01:34 PM: Condoms are easier to change
than DIAPERS
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:02:11 PM: If you don't VOTE
Don't WHINE
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:03:10 PM: If your close enough to read this
you just violated you restraining order
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:03:51 PM: Clear the road
I'M SIXTEEN
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:04:55 PM: I'm the BOSS
My wife SAID I could be
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Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:07:06 PM: 51% angel
49% b#tch
Don't push it!
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 06:07:28 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/ignatzmous_clown.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:07:47 PM: Don't upset me
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 06:08:07 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/Sandamnit_high.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:08:31 PM: Next mood swing:
6 minutes
Keep Safe Distance
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:09:23 PM: When I want your opinion
I'll beat it out of you
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:13:15 PM: Anti-War = Pro-terrorism
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:13:53 PM: Guns don't kill people
Guns kill dinner
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:16:07 PM: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 01, 2004, 06:17:40 PM: Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: DJ111 on July 01, 2004, 06:28:44 PM: Geez Sunny, you know there is room in 1 post for those :p
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: storch on July 01, 2004, 06:54:45 PM: Don't Steal

The democrats don't like the competition
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 06:59:12 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/antrodemus_gerble.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Gunslinger on July 01, 2004, 07:04:41 PM: Good one chairboy. This one cracked me up the other day because I actually saw it on a car

(http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/9473885_F_tn.jpg)

then there are these of course

(http://www.grunt.com/catalog/Images/bs11.jpg)

(http://www.grunt.com/catalog/Images/BS121.gif)

(http://www.grunt.com/catalog/images/bs156.jpg)

(http://www.grunt.com/catalog/images/bs160.jpg)
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Post by: ravells on July 01, 2004, 07:09:29 PM: Storch democrats...........Lasz guns........

yawn

Ravs
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Simaril on July 01, 2004, 07:13:51 PM: I LOVE CATS TOO!
Lets trade recipes
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 07:25:09 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/GrandmaFlanders_clown.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 07:26:02 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/Iluvatar_dog.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 07:26:37 PM: (http://hallert.net/images/bumperstickers/Stuntcock_veg.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: United on July 01, 2004, 08:06:09 PM: I saw a very funny one the other day:

You know how people have many different things that say something to the effect of, I love (shown with the little heart instead of the word love) my dog.
I saw a bumper sticker that said:

"I (a little club sign like clubs on a deck of cards) my dog."
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 01, 2004, 08:10:54 PM: The name of that symbol is 'spade', hence the joke.
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Post by: AKWeav on July 01, 2004, 08:13:05 PM: "I'd slap your face, but sh** splatters"
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Post by: RTStuka on July 01, 2004, 09:21:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sundowner
CAT!
The OTHER white meat

I have seen this a million time and I still laugh my head off when I read it. :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: hawker238 on July 01, 2004, 09:45:55 PM: Hahaha, I club my dog vs. I spade my dog.
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: SmokinSS on July 01, 2004, 09:58:46 PM: Saw one awhle back......

To all you virgins
Thanks for nothing
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: United on July 01, 2004, 10:40:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
The name of that symbol is 'spade', hence the joke.

They both work, its just the one I saw was club :D
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: unix on July 02, 2004, 12:29:06 AM: (http://www.aurelius.8m.net/xtra/sun.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 02, 2004, 04:43:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DJ111
Geez Sunny, you know there is room in 1 post for those :p

Can't get to post 100 and become a "Senior Member" by posting only 1 post,silly :cool:

Now I'm SOMEBODY! :rofl
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Sundowner on July 02, 2004, 04:49:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by unix
(http://www.aurelius.8m.net/xtra/sun.jpg)

How else am I gonna be a "Senior Member" like Deeeee Jaaaayy?:aok
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: straffo on July 02, 2004, 05:13:37 AM: you are now :)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: DiabloTX on July 02, 2004, 05:20:20 AM: (http://www.fakecrap.com/images/stickers/kidbeatup.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: lazs2 on July 02, 2004, 08:18:40 AM: well since ravs accussed me of having a gun bumper sticker in this thread... guess I better..

How bout this one?

"Driver carries less than 100 rubles in Makarov ammo"

lazs
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: lazs2 on July 02, 2004, 08:22:04 AM: and how bout....

"my other car has over 400 hp too"

lazs
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: type_char on July 02, 2004, 08:26:04 AM: Saw a sticker that said

[size=10]THE WEEPER[/SIZE]

It impressed me so I bought one.
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 02, 2004, 12:10:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by type_char
Saw a sticker that said

[size=10]THE WEEPER[/SIZE]

It impressed me so I bought one.

I guess it's time to start selling stickers that say:
[size=10]Don't fear The Weeper[/SIZE]

har har har
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Hawklore on July 02, 2004, 04:53:04 PM: I've seen one or two of these, old ones, but not really funny..

If you can read this your too close!

Strange how alot of trucks seem to be drafting off of smaller cars, wtf? idiots!
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: type_char on July 02, 2004, 05:00:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
I guess it's time to start selling stickers that say:
[size=10]Don't fear The Weeper[/SIZE]

har har har

LOL, I want a sticker that says

[size=9]I R BRILLIANCE CAS I KNOWS HOW TO MAKE GUIDED MISSILE[/size]

:rolleyes:
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: midnight Target on July 02, 2004, 05:08:13 PM: Frodo Failed, Bush has the Ring
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on July 02, 2004, 05:43:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by type_char
LOL, I want a sticker that says

[size=9]I R BRILLIANCE CAS I KNOWS HOW TO MAKE GUIDED MISSILE[/size]

:rolleyes:

Such anger in this one!
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: AKIron on July 03, 2004, 12:02:31 AM: (http://www.inettek.com/stuff/bumper.jpg)
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: AKcurly on July 03, 2004, 12:41:02 AM: My favorite bumper sticker is an old one. I still have it in my briefcase. It says: Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than nuclear reactors.

curly
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: MrCoffee on July 03, 2004, 06:02:47 PM: LOL!

[size=10]THE SOUP NAZI HAS SPOKEN[/SIZE]

[size=10]DO NOT FEAR THE SOUP NAZI[/SIZE]
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Crumpp on July 03, 2004, 09:04:50 PM: "When we cut down all the trees we can wipe our Azzes with the spotted Owl."

Check this out:

http://www.peta-sucks.com/main.htm

You won't believe the quotes from some of these morons.

Crumpp
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: AKIron on July 03, 2004, 10:35:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKcurly
My favorite bumper sticker is an old one. I still have it in my briefcase. It says: Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than nuclear reactors.

curly

That is an old one, before Chernobyl?
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: rod367th on July 04, 2004, 12:05:27 AM: not a bumber stick was Biker wearing tee shirt that said

If you can read this THE ***** FELL OFF

FEMALE DOG
Title: Favorite Bumper Sticker
Post by: Blooz on July 04, 2004, 12:57:46 AM: Criminals love unarmed victims.

my other favorite is...

Free men own guns, slaves don't.