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Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Capt. Pork on July 05, 2004, 09:31:58 AM: And now for something completely different (http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/10/opinion/10WED2.html?ex=1394254800&en=e95d56ffe9c88eac&ei=5007&partner=USERLAND)

Couldn't resist.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: rpm on July 05, 2004, 09:54:30 AM: Which would you rather see onstage in a slinky black dress?
(http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/news/2003/nashville/images/wjudd-250-06162003.jpg)
OR
(http://users.ez2.net/ohp/Nikki/Twain%20Rollingstone%20Page%203.jpg)

I'm voting Shania!
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: storch on July 05, 2004, 10:07:30 AM: which one is voting for Bush? :D
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Capt. Pork on July 05, 2004, 10:20:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
(http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/news/2003/nashville/images/wjudd-250-06162003.jpg)

Since when did John Kruk start coloring his hair?
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 05, 2004, 05:14:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
Which would you rather see onstage in a slinky black dress?

I'm voting Shania!

If Martina is on the ballot, I'm voting McBride.
(http://www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/m/Mcbride/martina3.jpg) She's a better singer too.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Capt. Pork on July 05, 2004, 05:23:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
(http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/news/2003/nashville/images/wjudd-250-06162003.jpg)

I'll repeat the question:

Since when did John Kruk start coloring his hair?
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: RTStuka on July 05, 2004, 06:25:26 PM: I dont think there should be any argument here

http://www.the-alist.org/photos/HillFaith255055800.html
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Sandman on July 05, 2004, 08:10:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Since when did John Kruk start coloring his hair?

Ahem... that's not John Kruk. It's Elvis.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Nash on July 05, 2004, 08:16:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
which one is voting for Bush? :D

It'll have to be Judd. Shania is Canadian. (another embarrassing canadian female singer imho).
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Sandman on July 05, 2004, 08:20:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
It'll have to be Judd. Shania is Canadian. (another embarrassing canadian female singer imho).

Granted... she's short on talent, but she is easy on the eyes. :)
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: J_A_B on July 05, 2004, 08:29:33 PM: Female singers don't usually sing good country songs (as with everything, exceptions exist). Usually it's just "pop" with a slight twang...I usually turn the channel when I hear a female singer on a country radio station.

Some of them are easy to look at though.....better seen than heard :)

J_A_B
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: VOR on July 05, 2004, 09:43:09 PM: Put Patsy Cline's voice in Shania's body and...wow, another good argument FOR stem cell research! ;)
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: rpm on July 05, 2004, 11:08:16 PM: Actually, Shania wasn't my 1st choice.
I prefer this Canadian!
(http://music.sympatico.ca/fa/terriclark/images/terri-snow.jpg)(http://www.maries-country-music-island.com/images/terri10.jpg)(http://radiowebstuff.com/archive/terriclark/images/terriclark6.jpg)
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: xrtoronto on July 05, 2004, 11:13:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
(another embarrassing canadian female singer imho).

Celine Dion? :lol

*I'd like to bury her under a snowbank
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Sandman on July 05, 2004, 11:45:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
Celine Dion? :lol

*I'd like to bury her under a snowbank

Not nearly graphic enough... You need one of these:

(http://www.livewire-remote.com/photogallery/snowcat.jpg)

Foward, reverse, repeat until the snow is pink.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Nash on July 05, 2004, 11:50:40 PM: amen.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Pongo on July 06, 2004, 12:04:58 AM: Celine has been banished to the US.
I aggree though. Chicks cant sing country.
(well except for Olivia Newton John)
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2004, 12:06:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Celine has been banished to the US.
I aggree though. Chicks cant sing country.
(well except for Olivia Newton John)

Hmmm... ONJ was from Australia, wasn't she?
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Pongo on July 06, 2004, 12:07:25 AM: (http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/news/2003/nashville/images/wjudd-250-06162003.jpg)

I stopped reading Tom Clancys books long befor he started cross dressing.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 12:13:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Chicks cant sing country.

Not exactly true...

Emmylou Harris with Gram Parsons on Grievous Angel.

Boom. Unparalleled. The Stones came to them back in the early 70's just to figure out how it was done, and it changed the Stones when that happened... thus changing rock as we know it.

Whoo... I got shivers just writing that.

I always had a thing for for Tanya Tucker also.... but that's purely sexual in nature.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Pongo on July 06, 2004, 12:18:06 AM: As soon as I wrote it I thought of Dolly Parton. Ya there were chicks that could sing country.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2004, 12:19:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
As soon as I wrote it I thought of Dolly Parton. Ya there were chicks that could sing country.

In recent memory... Leann Rhimes seems to have some talent.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 12:24:47 AM: She does indeed.

Lookit - basic prollem with country in GENERAL (not just chicks) is that they don't write their own stuff. Okay SOME songs on SOME albums are actually written by the person singing them. But it's prolly .0003%.

Country singers are *singers*. Nashville is tight-knit and if you want to exert any artistry you aren't gonna manage there.

You have to go well outside country music to hear country music. It's still happening, and it's FANTASTIC stuff. Prollem is that people think that the country you here on the radio is somehow country. Hasn't been that way since '78 or so.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2004, 12:26:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash

You have to go well outside country music to hear country music. It's still happening, and it's FANTASTIC stuff. Prollem is that people think that the country you here on the radio is somehow country. Hasn't been that way since '78 or so.

Speaking of which... My grandfather died a few years ago. He played harmonica and guitar (together)... old country/blues type stuff. I visited my dad this weekend and I got a tape that I'm going to convert over to MP3.

As a kid, this stuff bored me to tears, but nowadays I'm fascinated by it.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Masherbrum on July 06, 2004, 12:29:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Chicks cant sing country.
(well except for Olivia Newton John)

ONJ WAS born in England and moved to Austrailia, heard this about 20 years, retained it possibly for this long. I could be wrong though.

Patsy Cline hands down.

Karaya

Ashley JUDD, now that's a woman, Shania's all used up.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 06, 2004, 01:08:20 AM: Fat chix suxx0rz
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Staga on July 06, 2004, 01:30:13 AM: Yeah but do they swallow ?
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: rpm on July 06, 2004, 02:41:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Staga
Yeah but do they swallow ?

(http://www.gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/06012004/normal_nomeans.jpg)
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Staga on July 06, 2004, 02:53:31 AM: Heh nice T-shirt :D
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Lizard3 on July 06, 2004, 04:05:31 AM: Patsy died in a plane crash. You remember who else was in there with her? One was a distant relative of mine.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: gofaster on July 06, 2004, 08:41:15 AM: Ruben Stoddard or Clay Aiken?

Kimberly Locke or Tamyra Gray?

Bud Abbott or Lou Costello?
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: Slash27 on July 06, 2004, 11:59:07 AM: Not a huge country fan, but that Sarah Evans chick is hot as hell.
Title: No Fat Chicks
Post by: gofaster on July 06, 2004, 12:30:31 PM: Penny Marshall or Rosie O'Donnell?

Cameron Manheim or Lara Flynn Boyle?