Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Silat on July 06, 2004, 12:32:57 PM
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's just fair - given that you're blind - that you should know five things:
1 The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter
5 The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, " Nah , Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Heh.....
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:D
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reminds me of a blind man who went out to buy cigars but ended up entering a fish market, where he said, "Good morning ladies!":)
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Blind joke thread huh?
A blind guy is standing at the streetcorner slinging his dog around at the end of the leash.
Somebody rushes over to him and stops him, rescuing the dog and says, "What the hell do you think your doing?"
"Just lookin around."
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Q: How did Hellen Keller burn the side of her face?
A: Answering the iron.
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Q: How'd she burn the other side of her face?
A: They called back.
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A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her ***hole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
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Helen Keller jokes, haha, a new low....
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Why aren't blind people allowed to skydive?
Scares the poop outta the dogs.
NUTTZ