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Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: midnight Target on July 06, 2004, 04:41:45 PM
Stolen shamelessly from Sandman's link.

Government should pay for voluntary trigger locks. (May 2000)
Avoid Columbine via gun control, values & character ed. (Apr 2000)
Would sign, but would not push, gun restrictions. (Apr 2000)
Ban automatic weapons & high-capacity ammunition clips. (Apr 2000)
Gun restrictions OK within basic right to own guns. (May 1999)
Gun show checks OK; ban guns near schools & kids. (Apr 1999)


Sounds kinda... ,womanly

http://www.issues2000.org/George_W__Bush.htm#Gun_Control
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Dune on July 06, 2004, 04:44:01 PM
Between his failings on protecting the 2nd Amnd. and his stance on immagration, I wouldn't vote for him if there was a better candidate.  Unfortunately, there isn't.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: rpm on July 06, 2004, 04:51:18 PM
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Originally posted by Dune
Between his failings on protecting the 2nd Amnd. and his stance on immagration, I wouldn't vote for him if there was a better candidate.

(http://www.johnkerry.com/images/home/070604_vp.jpg)
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Post by: Lizking on July 06, 2004, 05:02:37 PM
Flush the John(s)!
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Morpheus on July 06, 2004, 05:06:54 PM
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Originally posted by rpm371
(http://www.johnkerry.com/images/home/070604_vp.jpg)


LOL ya right.

I'd rather stick nails under my toe nails.

And then run 10 miles.
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Post by: Dune on July 06, 2004, 05:08:42 PM
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Originally posted by rpm371
(http://www.johnkerry.com/images/home/070604_vp.jpg)


Unfortunately, there isn't.

:p
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Post by: jigsaw on July 06, 2004, 05:15:25 PM
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Originally posted by Dune
Unfortunately, there isn't.

:p


Reminds me of the tagline for the upcoming movie/trainwreck Alien Vs Predator. :D
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Pooh21 on July 06, 2004, 06:03:17 PM
you know Kerry is teh alien leader from that Roddy Piper movie.


get the glasses and see
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 07:35:07 PM
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Originally posted by Pooh21
you know Kerry is teh alien leader from that Roddy Piper movie.


get the glasses and see


Explains alot!

(http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/stills/tlst03.jpg)
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Pooh21 on July 06, 2004, 08:14:58 PM
VOR you rock :aok , now I dont have to fire up Paint Shop Pro and make it myself
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Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 08:21:06 PM
On the one hand you've got Lazs and a few others saying that Edwards appeals to mis-thinking chicks who will vote based almost solely on Edward's looks and.... On the otherhand we're bombarded by a whole truckload of neo's who can't help themsleves from making ugly jokes about Kerry.

Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 08:30:00 PM
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Originally posted by Nash
On the one hand you've got Lazs and a few others saying that Edwards appeals to mis-thinking chicks who will vote based almost solely on Edward's looks and.... On the otherhand we're bombarded by a whole truckload of neo's who can't help themsleves from making ugly jokes about Kerry.



yeah Nash, but come on.... that pic of Kerry under a sign that says "OBEY" is frightening. The man is running for President, I don't think he should be sending that kind of message to the public.
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Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 08:40:56 PM
Can you post the pre-mumified version of that pic and the context? I've never seen it before.

Not doubting it... but at the worst it represents a blunder by his handlers and opportunism by the press photographers. Just like the photographers would always try and position Ashcroft's head between the nekkid Justice statue's tits when taking a picture of him (and why Ashcroft over-reacted and got them covered up).

Anyways... I highly doubt Kerry has ever run under any "Obey" slogan, so what's the story with this pic?
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 08:42:45 PM
Heh Nash, I think you think I'm a Neo, which is kinda funny to me for some reason. :p
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 08:44:02 PM
Nope... You're neither a neo nor librahl. Breath of fresh air actually.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 08:45:50 PM
Anyway, it's from an 80's B flick called "They Live". It's one of those movies you watch and laugh at but leave feeling entertained. (Reminds me in many ways of the AH BBS.)

You can prolly find it in the bargain bin at your local video hut, and it's a good way to kill a lazy Saturday night at home. Invite friends and bring beer.
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Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 08:47:37 PM
hehe Nash, me was trying to make a funny.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 08:47:43 PM
LOL!

This scene from a movie is what Nuke replied to when saying:

"that pic of Kerry under a sign that says "OBEY" is frightening. The man is running for President, I don't think he should be sending that kind of message to the public."

Holy shiatsu how many more times can people get so absolutely duped?!

I've been laughing so hard lately I'm getting numb.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 08:48:26 PM
sure.... sure you were. ;)
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 08:49:53 PM
okay maybe you were... I dunno. You Neo's really aren't known for a sense of humor. Gets damn hard to tell what's what.... :)
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Capt. Pork on July 06, 2004, 08:51:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
On the otherhand we're bombarded by a whole truckload of neo's who can't help themsleves from making ugly jokes about Kerry.



C'mon now Nash, there's nothing funny about Kerry's looks.

However, now that he picked a wealthy medmal lawyer as his special friend, perhaps we can lay off the Lurch comments for a while.
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Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 08:51:42 PM
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Originally posted by VOR
It's one of those movies you watch and laugh at but leave feeling entertained. (Reminds me in many ways of the AH BBS.)


It keeps me coming back, kinda like the way I couldn't turn Hawaii Five-O off until I heard the words "Book 'em, Danno."

:p
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Post by: Dune on July 06, 2004, 08:52:12 PM
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Originally posted by Nash
okay maybe you were... I dunno. You Neo's really aren't known for a sense of humor. Gets damn hard to tell what's what.... :)


That's when we're most effective.


mmuuhhahahahahahaha
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 08:52:40 PM
That movie was funny....

"we've got one that can see"
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 08:54:30 PM
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Originally posted by Nash
LOL!

This scene from a movie is what Nuke replied to when saying:

"that pic of Kerry under a sign that says "OBEY" is frightening. The man is running for President, I don't think he should be sending that kind of message to the public."

Holy shiatsu how many more times can people get so absolutely duped?!

I've been laughing so hard lately I'm getting numb.



lol, I assumed [edit] you [edit] knew that was from a movie ya bastage.
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Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 08:58:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VOR
It keeps me coming back, kinda like the way I couldn't turn Hawaii Five-O off until I heard the words "Book 'em, Danno." :p


My fav from that show was always the bad guy saying "I don't know what you're talking about."

I use that to this day. If I messed up and forgot.... and my boss comes in and says "Did you follow up with (client X)?" My immediate tendancy is to say "I don't know what you're talking about".
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 08:59:05 PM
"F you, I'm NOT gonna put on your squealing stupid sunglasses!"

(http://theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/stills/tlst08.jpg)


10 minutes (yes, 10!) later....

(http://theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/stills/tlst10.jpg)

:D  :D
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 09:00:22 PM
VOR, LOL!
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 09:04:20 PM
Some friends and I where at a Denny's type place late at night shortly after we had seen that movie.

Someone ordered something and when it arrived, it looked nothing like the menu pic. He was looking at it like, "wtf?" and someone pipes in ( as thought they where the waiter reporting to the manager) "we've got one that can see"

It's probably one of those "had to be there" things, but I still laugh when I think about it.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 09:05:10 PM
No WAY Magnum! Un huh, not this time...

Oh COME ON T.C.!!!!!

(http://www.magnumpi.it/S7/images/10-02.JPG)
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 09:10:21 PM
Nash, when pressed into a political corner while trying to defend his left-wing views, deftly changes the subject to Magnum, P.I. It may have been his only defense, but it is a time-honored and effective method of winning an otherwise futile argument.


(http://magnum.tv-website.com/images/aloha_magnum.jpg)
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 09:11:51 PM
PS: Read the book, it would make a delightfully enlightening documentary I'm sure! :D
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 09:12:59 PM
My argument:

"On the one hand you've got Lazs and a few others saying that Edwards appeals to mis-thinking chicks who will vote based almost solely on Edward's looks and.... On the otherhand we're bombarded by a whole truckload of neo's who can't help themsleves from making ugly jokes about Kerry."

May have been too obtuse...

Let me rephrase it:

You all are TEH CLOSET GHEY!
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 09:14:45 PM
Oh no,you don't Nash. TEH GHEY is waaay more angular than what you said earlier.
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Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 09:17:14 PM
Don't try and pigeonhole me. I have never been nor will I ever be angular. I don't support angulars - and frankly - I don't agree with them. That being said, I'm tolerant of their angularness... as long as they don't try and touch me.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 09:18:04 PM
Holy crap, dude! I think he's gonna use his Chewbacca Defense!

(http://www.quaselouco.blogger.com.br/chewbacca.jpg)
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 09:20:10 PM
Nash, don't lie to us..... or God will bring the crows again.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 09:21:30 PM
That defence is bunk. Chewwie wanted to live on Endor because he could punk on the 2' Ewoks at his leisure. Seemed obvious to me.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 09:22:53 PM
You got me Nuke... I do have angular tendancies. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: VOR on July 06, 2004, 09:27:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
That defence is bunk. Chewwie wanted to live on Endor because he could punk on the 2' Ewoks at his leisure. Seemed obvious to me.


Soo......you perceive wookies as intergalactic bullies waging an immoral and unjust campaign of terror against the peaceful, harmless creatures of Endor? Pfffft. I suppose next yer gonna say "No blood for lumber."

:rolleyes:
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 09:41:05 PM
lol...
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 09:43:13 PM
Hey Nash, screw all these neocons....let's fly!
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 09:44:20 PM
in in in in... there in 2 minutes.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: FUNKED1 on July 06, 2004, 10:17:05 PM
Nash you wouldn't know a neoconservative if one bit you in the ass.
Title: Re: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Masherbrum on July 06, 2004, 10:48:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Stolen shamelessly from Sandman's link.

Government should pay for voluntary trigger locks. (May 2000)
Avoid Columbine via gun control, values & character ed. (Apr 2000)
Would sign, but would not push, gun restrictions. (Apr 2000)
Ban automatic weapons & high-capacity ammunition clips. (Apr 2000)
Gun restrictions OK within basic right to own guns. (May 1999)
Gun show checks OK; ban guns near schools & kids. (Apr 1999)


Sounds kinda... ,womanly

http://www.issues2000.org/George_W__Bush.htm#Gun_Control


I love people that don't own guns spewing this garbage.  There is a BIG difference between a Clip (side or top fed) and a Magazine.

Karaya
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Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 11:13:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Nash you wouldn't know a neoconservative if one bit you in the ass.


Whoah... just caught this post. Can't believe I overlooked it...

Rest assured Funked... yes I would.

And I am also curious about the neo's proclivity towards bellybutton biting... as well as looking at pictures of men and, if un-aroused by said pics, gruntingly showing their disapproval. There are many fish in the sea, you homos. Don't get tunnel vision here.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 11:20:13 PM
I'm thinking about buying a smoker from Brinkmann. The one I'm looking at costs about $650.00.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 11:22:29 PM
Word on the street is that Brinkmann does horrible work. $650 for a smoker? I dunno about the ghey scene but that seems like an awful lot of money.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: NUKE on July 06, 2004, 11:24:54 PM
That does it Nash, Im ordering God to send the crows!
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 06, 2004, 11:26:50 PM
Someone ought to try and cross-breed pittbulls with crows. It'd be over... I'd jump.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on July 07, 2004, 12:27:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Rest assured Funked... yes I would.

Well you sure throw the term around like you don't have a clue what you are talking about.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Dune on July 07, 2004, 12:34:41 AM
After the crows comes the locusts.  

And the guy who shot the gay supervisor used the the twinkee defense, saying he'd eaten too many of them.  Even though everyone (well, the FDB's) know that a twink is a ghey guy.  So the guy who shot the gay guy did it becuase he ate too many gay guys.

And when you look at it that way, there is no doubt that Bush will win in November.
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Post by: Nash on July 07, 2004, 12:49:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Well you sure throw the term around like you don't have a clue what you are talking about.


In fact I do.

You sure throw the accusation around that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about like you don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 07, 2004, 01:10:22 AM
Actually... It's true... I don't think I've seen evidence of a true neocon on this BBS. Wannabe's, quite definitely. Rampant.

It'd be interesting to me to hear your definition of a neocon.

I'm afraid I'm not going to give you my own personal insight into what a neocon really is... No real reason (well except that the stupid debate would go beyond), so.... am just not. You don't have to play. But if you think you have a handle on it I'm all ears.
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Post by: Shuckins on July 07, 2004, 01:14:44 AM
Have ya ever watched a bunch of crows in real life?  Biggest bunch a cowards you've ever seen.  If they spot an owl ten or twenty of them will show up to badger it and talk trash, knowing full well that, individually, he could beat hell out of any of them.

Aren't rooks a type of crow?
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Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2004, 08:41:49 AM
I have not said that kerry was ugly except to point out that he was too ugly to cinch the womans vote.   This is a fact.   He knew it and everyone knows it... he had better pick a good looking running mate to appear on the womens shows and in the womens mags....Oh wait... he did...suuuuurprise...I also said that I enjoyed him in that munster series.

Dune has said it perfectly.  I have said it too in the past.  I have no love of some of Bush's views on gun control and immigration.  Even at that tho... he is miles away from holding hands with the brady bunch like kerry.   No real choice.  

empty headed liberals and canadians and some giberish speaking euro socialists in some cold little corner of the earth.... will it ever end?

lazs
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 07, 2004, 08:46:03 AM
Whatever dude, yer gay.

Hopefully next time the dems will nominate someone more to your taste in men.
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Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2004, 08:50:24 AM
apparently they have intrigued you.  nash is ready for a little munster love.

what I said is what I said...

lazs
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 07, 2004, 08:53:40 AM
What do I care if he looks like munster? I'm not gay.
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Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2004, 08:57:42 AM
No?   you seem to be very concerned woith it.   do yu really think that having hot chicks for an avatar is fooling anyone?   Gay people allways overdo it trying to look straight.   "look at my avatar... would a gay guy have an avatar like this?'

not that there is anything wrong with that but it's pretty silly for you to stay in the closet in these times.   I don't care that you are gay... it is your socialist liberal drivel that I don't respect.

lazs
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Post by: RTStuka on July 07, 2004, 09:02:57 AM
ne·o·con·ser·va·tism also ne·o-con·ser·va·tism    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (n-kn-sūrv-tzm)
n.
An intellectual and political movement in favor of political, economic, and social conservatism that arose in opposition to the perceived liberalism of the 1960s: “The neo-conservatism of the 1980s is a replay of the New Conservatism of the 1950s, which was itself a replay of the New Era philosophy of the 1920s” (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.)



Now everyone knows what a neoconservative is, I can tie my own shoes.
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Post by: Nash on July 07, 2004, 09:06:36 AM
lol nice try lazs. I aint the one that's dissapointed about Kerry being ugly.

"Ewwww he lookth like MUNTHTER!"

:rofl
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Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2004, 09:57:58 AM
I beg to differ... I believe that it is you that is dissapointed with kerries looks.  I was mereley pointing out the obvious.. that kerry would not attract as many women voters as is normal for socialist candidates...

you are the one who used the word disapointed... it is very revealing.   The avatar... being canadian... liberal... preoccupation with others sexuality... the bluster..   probly even have sex with women once in a while to "prove" you're not gay.

why is it that you people are so worried about it?   I thought is was ok now to come out?

lazs
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 07, 2004, 09:59:07 AM
gay.
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Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2004, 10:04:52 AM
don't be so hard on yourself... think about how hard it wil be when you finally come out... certainly you have had experiance with coming out after pretending ...  how many times do you have to run your head into the wall?   oh... wait.. you are caznadian and a liberal...

I give you five years.    Let's see where you are at in five years if you stay clean.

lazs
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Post by: Nash on July 07, 2004, 10:09:30 AM
yer gay.
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Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2004, 02:36:26 PM
ok... have it your way, you are an artistic bisexual...  There, feel better?

you are still canadian and a lisping liberal however.

lazs
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Post by: FUNKED1 on July 07, 2004, 02:48:03 PM
My understanding is that Neoconservatives are liberals who saw the US political "center" move so far left that they were relabeled.
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 07, 2004, 03:02:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Whoah... just caught this post. Can't believe I overlooked it...

Rest assured Funked... yes I would.

And I am also curious about the neo's proclivity towards bellybutton biting... as well as looking at pictures of men and, if un-aroused by said pics, gruntingly showing their disapproval. There are many fish in the sea, you homos. Don't get tunnel vision here.


......pssst..Nash...it's not a "tunnel" they're looking through..:eek:
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 07, 2004, 03:05:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
"look at my avatar... would a gay guy have an avatar like this?'
 


It would if his name is Lazs.

It reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon where he tricked some bankrobber to hide in the oven and says to the detective, "would I turn on the gas if my friend mugzie was in there?" then he proceeds to turn on the gas...

pretty funny cartoon, he actually wound up blowing up the stove to prove a point....kind of like what lazs is doing here, IMO...:rofl
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Post by: lazs2 on July 08, 2004, 08:56:45 AM
redtail... miss your point..  I don't have an avatar.  Unless you are saying that nash's avatar screams gay.

He is a stereotype liberal canadian just as you are a stereotype.   Heck... you may even be capable of thought but... we will probly never know.

lazs
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Post by: Vermillion on July 08, 2004, 12:39:02 PM
LOL! :D Anyone who has met Lazs in real life would NEVER mistake him for being gay.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 08, 2004, 01:23:44 PM
He's gay, alright.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: lazs2 on July 08, 2004, 02:33:21 PM
No nash.. sorry.. haven't changed my mind, I am still not gay.   pretending that I am is just torturing yourself needlessly.

verm thinks I am too ugly to be gay.

lazs
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Post by: Nash on July 08, 2004, 08:47:16 PM
nope... wait a minute? ok.... yup...... yer gay.

Lazs, you're a gay man. You are a gay man. You - are - a - gay - man. You're a gay man and a gay gun fighter. You lament the fact that a so-called ugly man is going to grace your tv screen for the next four years, and you clearly hate women.

You are a gay man. You are a gay man and a gay gun fighter.
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 08, 2004, 09:37:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
nope... wait a minute? ok.... yup...... yer gay.

Lazs, you're a gay man. You are a gay man. You - are - a - gay - man. You're a gay man and a gay gun fighter. You lament the fact that a so-called ugly man is going to grace your tv screen for the next four years, and you clearly hate women.

You are a gay man. You are a gay man and a gay gun fighter.


Is this your way of coming out of the closet Nash?  

Karaya
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Post by: VOR on July 08, 2004, 09:38:53 PM
Methinks Nash doth protest too much.
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Post by: Nash on July 08, 2004, 09:43:26 PM
oh, the circling of wagons.... of course.

I don't have a prollem with Lazs' type at all. I wish I could say "some of my closest friends happen to be gay!" but they aren't. Still, he is a human being and I have to respect that.

Lazs is a gay human being. Doesn't mean we all can't get along.
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Post by: 2bighorn on July 08, 2004, 10:15:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Lazs is a gay human being. Doesn't mean we all can't get along.
Lazs ain't gay. He's (she's) the ugliest lesbian west of Rockies. Poor transsexual, with no hope, cause she knows no amount of hormons, no surgery can cure it. Hopes of being a drag queen destroyed. Watcha gonna do? Hop in laced undearwear and cover it up with tatoos, leather, muscle cars and guns. Commuting between Gay, err Bay Area and protesting liberals in Mento. Occasional trips down here and get sodomized by our young boys, then running back home with hurt feelings, blaming liberals because they didn't help her, taking time on this board complaining and calling people all kind of names.

Yeah, Lazs, I feel for you man, err mam, you got to accept what you are. It could be worse. God bless you Lazs.
Title: GWB on Guns....
Post by: Nash on July 08, 2004, 10:17:52 PM
holy sh*t who ARE you and who do you work for? That was awesome.