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Title: J.o.t.d.
Post by: Sox62 on July 07, 2004, 12:46:35 PM

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a
sheep. He began a conversation:

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me
to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."

Title: J.o.t.d.
Post by: Wanker on July 07, 2004, 12:55:04 PM

:lol

:aok

Title: J.o.t.d.
Post by: xrtoronto on July 07, 2004, 12:59:20 PM

LOL...good one!

Title: J.o.t.d.
Post by: midnight Target on July 07, 2004, 05:12:42 PM

:lol

Title: J.o.t.d.
Post by: deSelys on July 07, 2004, 09:35:44 PM

:lol :lol

Thanks!

Title: J.o.t.d.
Post by: Lizking on July 07, 2004, 10:02:12 PM

Old joke-the version I heard the injun was Hitech.

Title: J.o.t.d.
Post by: Masherbrum on July 07, 2004, 10:16:34 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Lizking
Old joke-the version I heard the injun was Hitech.

Lizking, you watching those Lone Ranger shows again?  "Injun" :D

Karaya